strawbunniiee

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Tonight on “YouTube Poop scenes that have lived in my head for a decade”

#jizz on the wall #reblog

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hi can you pls reblog the post on my blog? boosting for my dog, thank u :)

already done bud! really sorry about your poor pup :( sending good vibes your way! hope your dog gets the help they need :D

#ask

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Attacka

#INCREDIBLE #reblog #the funne

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has anyone done this yet

#cookie run #shitpost #ancient cookies #pure vanilla cookie #white lily cookie #dark cacao cookie #hollyberry cookie #golden cheese cookie #cookie run kingdom

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guess who got into cookie run and has a new comfort character to add to her very long list of comfort characters <3

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #custard cookie the third #custard cookie iii #custard cookie #my GOD he is SO FUCKING CUTE #i would die for him #just let him see his dad!! and let him be a prince!!! #i love him

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#reblog #HELLO GOOD NEWS BAGEL #please i need

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my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

#BSKSBFJCJF #reblog #the funne

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probs gonna move blogs due to ✨️reasons✨️ (by reasons i mean being scared that grown ass adults/ppl older than me that have harassed and spread lies about me are gonna find my tumblr) soooooo yea

#jawaii speaks

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#IM DYING #reblog

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how did you make cookie clicker?

oh i see what you're asking. that's a neat way of phrasing it i suppose. it's funny you think cookie clicker was made

#HOLY SHIT #reblog #NO WAY I NEVER KNEW #i didnt even know cookie clicker HAD a creator lmfao

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since discord is down maybe i should work on those phantom and jawaii asks i still need to answer

#jawaii speaks

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my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

#ok i agree #this is my new favorite thing #ever #reblog

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ok I just found this out a few minutes ago but for some reason cryptoland is a thing, you read that right, CRYPTO. LAND (it's like reddit island but worse...)

WHAT

what the FUCK????

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT I LOOKED IT UP

urgh

1 reblog = one cryptobros shitty planet destroying crypto farm explodes

#ask #cryptobros fucking suck

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the rabbids are more powerful than the minions because they don't have assigned gender roles to begin with

EXACTLY ANON

and theyre nowhere near as fugly as those fuckin banana tictacs

hot take but rabbids are actually kind of cute <3

#ask #rabbids #minions

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y'all ive been thinking

since a lot of NFTbros actually have no fucking idea how NFTs work, could we like, just trick them into buying ugly ass drawings for actual money?

like

like what if someone made a platform that pretended to let you buy and sell "NFTs" but really the only people who can sell things are actual artists like ion know there's a specific application process that you have to go through as an artist and it asks for an art porfolio and questions that no cryptobro could actually answer like how creating a new brush from scratch on a certain software works or some REALLY obscure art trivia and then like basically you ✨join the council of fucking pissbabies over✨

and like the platform pretends to let you buy a certain crypto (that doesn't actually fucking exist so they can't mine it) and buy art with it but really the artist just gets the money the dumbasses spent on them with like fake wallets and shit and made up price graphs all the garbage they're used to

and like we put ABSURD FUCKING PRICES on that shit. like $8000 for the worst art you've ever seen. like the worst shit ever, but we go wide in the choices to drag in as many idiots as possible and like we try to get an absolute fucking monopoly on that shit and get as many anti-crypto people on board as possible to pretend this is genuine and like, hate on it on their main accounts while they'd talk about that shit nonstop on side accounts

and then at some point when it gets big enough, we just reveal and crush their hopes and make sure they can never look at NFTs again without tearing up, like an ex who broke their heart

now now, that HAS to be illegal like it probably is, but could you fucking imagine we would be gods we would be the puppetteers we would be unstoppable

#that would be fucking incredible #reblog

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#FUCK CRYPTO #ALL MY HOMIES HATE CRYPTO #reblog

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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

#reblog #this is one of my favorite posts ever