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How it started:

(Image ID: a tweet from ConcernedApe on October 12, 2021, stating: "I like pickles, but mayo...I plead the 5th. but if I remember right, the real reason you can't eat them in the game is because they are in a glass jar and I didn't want to have to draw a special animation for fishing out the pickles, and no way would I allow drinking mayonnaise.")

How it's going:

(Image ID: A tweet from ConcernedApe on March 17, 2024, showing a screenshot of a patch note that reads, "You can now drink mayonnaise.")

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🍝SDV Headcanon: Pasta (bachelors)🍝

Today is National Pasta Day. Here are some fun little headcanons for the bachelors/bachelorettes. Farmer is a pasta lover in these hc’s. Excuse the weird black outline. I wrote these in OneNote before I transferred it over. 

What other food HC’s would you like to see? 

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updates on both of my posts, first of all:

you right, they’re basically drugs.

second of all: thanks for looking at them! and fun fact i actually wrote stuff on “zane from aphmau’s” poetry page

#broken cd ramblings #i actually dont know if it showed up at all but #i’ll send a zoomed screenshot later if people can’t see it

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so my friend guessed some stardew characters based off appearances

i dont know what i was expecting it went terribly

So anyway, I decided to draw them!

I’ll be posting these one at a time cause art motivation low but starting with local emo boy one and only, Sebastian:

name: zane from aphmau

- "kill me" energy

- sk8r boi

- goes into hot topic on the weekends THE WEEKDAYS

- goes to poetry bash and writes poetry

- works at a candy store

- if you romance him he'll probably give you a gift of like- a broken heart and be like "this is my heart. but you can put it back together."

- twink

- submissive and breedable

#i take no responsibility for all assumptions my friend makes lmao #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #how the heck do you tag things #can you tell i dont know how to operate a tumblr blog #hopefully not. #sv sebastian #soggy newspaper art

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I find it incredibly funny how every single person I meet has just collectively agreed that the potion stuff the Wizard gives us is just straight up drugs

#stardew #stardew valley #sdv #stardew wizard

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heya hello, stardewblr! guess who told themself they weren’t gonna make any dedicated fandom sideblogs without good reason?

y eah so. that was a lie. maybe intense enough brain go brr is a good enough one...?

seemed like fun so i’ll give it a go! i mainly do shitposts, art, and doodles, but the occasional writing blurb or headcanon may or may not float on by, who knows. either way, lots of yelling internally.

i actually have absolutely no clue how to run a blog so any tips, asks, or anything are very much appreciated! hope getting to know my stupid little farmers and antics will be a fun experience for you.

#sdv #stardew #stardew valley blog #stardew valley #subtle screaming #uhhhh #i actually don’t know what else to say #expect low bar humor and stupid jokes and me being wwaaaaay too invested in the lives of little pixels because you’ve judt entered…. #the screaming zone……. #have a nice day? #self promo