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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

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Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

#every time every fucking time

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

#werewolf time baby #that or the ghost #never be lonely

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

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*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

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I love the ocean 🌊

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles