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req'd by @starfuckerz-incorporated

I'm imagining it swinging through doorways and clocking you in the face

text: Foiled again by the bloody trumpet of the ghost of Louie Armstrong

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Something ive been thinking about recently is how autistic people accomodate allistics way more than the other way around

Like autistic people have to jump through a ton of hoops to FORCE schools and jobs to do basic things like not fail or fire them for lack of eye contact by basically saying “it’s the law”

But autistic people constantly have to change their behaviors, reactions, way of thinking, way of speaking, etc just so they can get through life without constant punishment (getting fired, failing classes, being bullied) just for existing, which idk but that seems like a way bigger accommodation than letting an autistic person be nonverbal or flap their hands

Like I’m sorry my dudes but the NTs are the ones being coddled

It’s okay for allistics to reblog this

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

#You didn't have to call me out like this

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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I think it's unfair that dressing boys in maid outfits is more popular than dressing girls in butler outfits. There should be solidarity and equality.

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while not an actual action item for the general strike, you could also find some Palestinian recipes to cook. Part of the attempted erasure of Palestinian identity has been Israeli appropriation of recipes/foods. (And some pan-Arab foods too)

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one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

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Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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𝔄𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔢 𝔑𝔢𝔲𝔳𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢

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(28) Ace Attorney comic 02- thinking…

Phoenix Wright looks like your average cheery protagonist but he is exasperated by everything and constantly thinking sarcastic one-liners about how stupid everyone else is (including his own friends).

Miles Edgeworth’s sprites make him look like he is about to murder a man but in reality he cant because he’s too busy thinking about his samurai show special interest and having staring contests with himself in the mirror and saying ergo and eureka in the lamest possible contexts.

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turnabout bigtop au where gumshoe doesn’t run away and is present for the entire franziska’s revenge confrontation — phoenix and fran arguing whether or not edgeworth’s dead while gumshoe’s in the corner whatsapping him about a monkey. nothing changes except he’s twice as jumpy around the main characters for the rest of the trial

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i feel like we do not talk about this line enough…i love unnecessary feelings as much as the next guy but my god this is a convoluted love confession of Shakespearean proportions…it should be taught in schools…

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The last version of my guide is 2 years old, and doesn't account for some new features, new competition, and some rebrands, so once again;

Here's a purchase guide for when RPG Maker is on sale, as well as the Visual Novel makers available.

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You must choose.

#it's a no from me #Not because there's anything inherently wrong with pineapple on pizza #I just happen to hate pineapple #It's stringy and acidic and tastes weird #Why would i ruin a perfectly good pizza with one of my least favourite fruits