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[streetsteel]

CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO–

#❞░▐ JAY COMING OUT OF HIS WELL TO SHAME MANKIND — COMMENTARY; #im not back i just happened to click tumblr #saw coffee discourse and went ah yes #jay likes whatever sugary shit starboks calls 'coffee'

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Someday, someday my spoons will be here 👀

#ooc; #Mobile posting ayyy #the muse is closer and closer but I got So Much Stuff on my plate lmao #SOON

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FUCKING KICKS A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL. HE’S LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN HE’S GOT A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER AND WALLS WON’T STOP HIM NO-HO-HO SIR—

“IS FIRST DAY OF CHRISMTH. MERRY CHRYSLER.”

#❞░▐ IC; #this isnt even crack we love that for him

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Not me casually opening Spooky October Commissions! 

These are cheaper than my cheapest sketch headshot style, so please take a look! Any reblogs are also super appreciated. These close on October 31st! 

Here’s my ko-fi for anyone interested! 

#❞░▐ PROMO; #you know what this is my blog i can advertise my commission lmao #blood tw;

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Send my muse anons about their relationships.

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Canon ships, non-canon, OTPs you have or OTPs I have. Send them. Make my muse giddy, break my muse, make them laugh or cry. Do your best.

#❞░▐ MEMES & GAMES; #:>

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Reblog if you are willing to plot/RP via Discord/Skype, etc!

#❞░▐ OOC; #im actually easier to reach on skype and there's more muses available there too lmao #hit me upppppppp

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— AND I WISH FOR YOU IN THE FUTURE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL MOURN YOU WHEN YOU ARE GONE. RESPECTFULLY.                                                                                                                -Taliesin Jaffe

           INDIE HO-OH WRITTEN BY CHIEF.             LOW ACTIVITY. STRICT 18+.            SIDEBLOG, FOLLOWS FROM STREETSTEEL.            [RULES]     [ABOUT]      [ASK]

#❞░▐ PROMO; #hey look big bird is here #i've been feeling this one a bit more aaaa

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#tag later

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What’s your fatal flaw?

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.

Do you have trust issues? Because I feel like you might have trust issues. I'm sure you've put up walls to protect yourself from getting hurt, but in the end pushing people away and ignoring your feelings isn't going to help anything, and will probably just hurt you more in the future. If you got this result consider letting other people in, and realize that if you do get hurt you can always grow from it.

#❞░▐ DASH GAMES; #i fucking snorted omg #uquiz said ur an asshole jay smh called out

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♡   THE GOOD PLACE   [  𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝚂𝟷:𝙴𝟻  ]

adult themes / language tw.  customize as you need / wish !

It somehow tastes how I felt when my cell phone was fully charged.

Oh, I’m so relaxed. 

_______, you’ll never believe it!

Dude, you don’t understand!

I never did stuff like that when I was on Earth. 

But now, thanks to your ‘good person’ lessons, I didn’t hold up the line. 

Now I do selfless things without even thinking about it.

That’s great. I’m… I’m proud of you.

Oh… can you go? I don’t want to go all the way back.

I ran all the way here and it was so hot.

I mean, I will happily get it, because I told you I would.

If all that matters is the sum total of ‘goodness,’ then you can justify any number of bad actions. 

I knew this girl/boy _______, (s)he was a black market alligator dealer with a pierced  jawbone.

Um… Okay, what?

Shockingly, that is a relevant example of the Utilitarian dilemma. Well done. 

I’m revved up to learn, man. My brain is horny!

Um… Can we take a little break?

Tell me what you think.

You haven’t seen Hamilton?

Hey, did you hear about _______?

It’s nothing, it’s a tiny little inconvenience. 

_______, dear, could you show us to a private room where no one could see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?

I walked past it last night and I actually saw it get a little bit bigger. 

This is the reaction I have when things are incredibly mundane and expected. 

I’m going to leave now at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios. 

Whip out that chalkboard, big boy, show me what you’re working with. 

I’m going to take a nap using the several blankets that I already have. Good night. 

Fine, I’m just tired. Need a break. No big deal.

‘Everything is cool, no big deal,’ I know that move. 

Okay, well, in this case, it really is no big deal.

Dude, you’re hiding something! What’s wrong?

Oh, no. I’m second to last.

Thank you, _______. It’s very competent. 

I grew tired of objective representation. I trust my audience. 

You want to know what’s wrong? You’re a full-time job.

So now I’m just some huge burden for you?

Yes! Of course, your are! I’m in paradise?

That’s your idea of paradise!

It’s an impossible position!

We can pretend to be soulmates in public, but other than that, we don’t have to see each other. 

Fine with me! I’ll move out right now.

Starting out now, no one must go outside under any circumstances. 

What have you done to me, you monster?

You are unbelievable. 

Are you still upset? You’re not over it yet?

How can I be over it? We haven’t discussed it or even spoken for days.

Get your story straight, bro!

Oh, it shouldn’t take long. Between an hour and 11 months. Somewhere in there. 

Your public failure is our public failure. 

I’m auctioning off a lunch date with me. 

We are obsessed with your relationship. 

You could say I wrote the book on healthy relationships. 

I started a company that invented identity theft.

They are gonna catch us! This is an extremely precarious situation, _______!

I think they might have come here to just swing.  

I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!

Really? You and I are very different.

But if we go down right now, that’s on you!

Oh, you spend all your time teaching a charming, awesome lady/gent? How sad for you. 

I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.

Ya basic!

Yes, that’s what it is. A squabble. 

I like relaxing. (S)he likes to get on my case about the dishes. 

What on Earth would I be hiding?

Oh, that’s one of the side effects. 

‘It’s not a big deal,’ is nearly always code for ‘something is wrong.’

Be, like, the exactly right amount of honest so that we can both be happy. 

No wonder you’re so tense.

I know it’s not the right time, but I told you. 

You know what? I don’t want the money.

But I just don’t understand why I’m so low. 

You have nothing left to prove, to anyone. 

Every ounce of my happiness leads to a ton of pain for you.

I know we’ll never be soul mates, but we’re friends. 

#mobile #tag later #rp meme

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the whump fan’s dilemma

#Mobile #tag later

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What flavor is your soul? 

SALT. 

Ah little kraken, bold are you. Restless sailor, dauntless fighter, lower your sword, let me see your shield. Ah, of course, they are but the same object. Oh wave-tossed ruffian, lend me some of your mettle would you? You have been struck by the sharpest of spears yet you still stand here proudly. But off your guard, elsewhere of the battlefield, you will find your spirit can parch others. Your words are but weapons crafted from your soul. Little lion, sheathe your claws, or the ones you love the most will suffer. You do not have to be strong all the time love, there's nothing wrong with being soft. Vulnerability is not weakness, and if it were, what's wrong with that? Strength is not always your greatest tool, your heart is good. Put down Excalibur, and use your words. You'll find they will carry you much farther. Not everything in life is a battle.

#❞░▐ DASH GAMES; #called out as usual

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stxrmcatcher​:

This is nice. This is so nice. Enough for Spark to appreciate even the few seconds of silence, for once - some spent simply leaning on one another, during which Spark’s smile grew soft and calm. They deserved some peace and sweetness, after all that time.

“Don’t worry, I understand. I guess life’s a little more hectic for you guys.”

Another moment of silence.  …and, finally, his tone changes, finding himself unable to hide a hint of worry.

“…is everything okay…?”

Ah, there it is. The tiniest bit of worry. Should’ve expected it, especially after being away for a while. 

Not that he leads a dangerous life or anything. Just a bit of crime here and there, a bit of kicking the Beedril’s nest when there’s a few Rockets trying to establish a presence in Hoenn, running from the cops, and—

Maybe that’s a bit dangerous. 

Just maybe. 

“Yeah, it’s okay now.” 

He sighs softly, resting his forehead against Spark’s. 

“You?”

#❞░▐ R: WARM SUMMER RAINS — X SPARK; #stxrmcatcher #jay be like when do i ask about if there's been developments with the bird

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describe yourself in 5 words or less go

not above resorting to violence

#❞░▐ MUSINGS; #❞░▐ QUEUE;

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“Fuck all ‘a y’all’s dressin’/undressin’ shit! Gimme 15 bucks an’ I’ll...”

“...I’ll have 15 bucks.”

#❞░▐ COMMENTARY; #jay pls

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Review my muse like a product

#❞░▐ MEMES & GAMES; #this blog is too fucking recent tumblr wont let me bypass the safe mode so i cant access the heckin source fml

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I wanna getttt some threads going!! SO HERE GOES—

Consider this a plotting call!  

A few notes:  -Mutuals only -Plotting is a two-way street you get me 8′)  -Multi-paragraph preferred  SO YEAH LIKE FOR PLOT THING

#❞░▐ OOC;