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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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reblog to throw a french fry at the person you reblogged from like they’re a grocery store parking lot pigeon

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my three girlfriends. and YES they prophesy the death of the king of scotland

#shakespeare

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wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

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tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

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🥺 hirbawi blog article on british colonialism in ireland and its links to israeli apartheid in palestine

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I love getting called “OP” on here because it’s just like: hell yeah this person doesn’t know what my whole deal is and doesn’t care, they’re just high fiving me as they walk past and going about their day

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Idk how to tell you this….

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

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“I think it’s about time we admit the real issue with the Marvel Cinematic movies. The movies themselves are solid cinema. But it’s the fans that ruin it. At many times, I found myself killing off characters like Loki or Tony Stark for no reason other than that I resented the fans and their worthless criticisms.”

-Joe Russo last week on the Tonight Show

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its just so... its not like i dont think ukraine is going through a horrible situation right now and i dont think all the solidarity with them is a bad thing or anything like that but its so sinister when you remember how little attention this would get if it was anything but a white country. where was palestine's somber chorus on snl? where was syria's moment of silence? why is israel still in eurovision? its just... its so transparent its not even funny.

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Deeply deeply perverse watching US reporters and politicians praise Ukrainians for resisting Russian troop advancement. Not because they shouldn't but because of how complicit the US has been in portraying any act of Palestinian resistance to occupation; even as small as a child throwing a rock, as justification for that child and their family being massacred by the IDF. remember this the next time Palestine manages to make it into American news. Remember this if Yemen ever makes into the news.

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Deeply deeply perverse watching US reporters and politicians praise Ukrainians for resisting Russian troop advancement. Not because they shouldn't but because of how complicit the US has been in portraying any act of Palestinian resistance to occupation; even as small as a child throwing a rock, as justification for that child and their family being massacred by the IDF. remember this the next time Palestine manages to make it into American news. Remember this if Yemen ever makes into the news.

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hey i remembered tumblr existed and i am back now lol

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actually i can't wait to be old. i wasn't made for working. i was made to be retired and act as a grandma-figure for peculiar children, teenagers, and college students.

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me (to my cricket gf): babe.. do you still love me?

cricket gf: *cricket sounds*

me: is that yes in cricket language or awkward silence