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ultrasound tech at the end: okay! all done. what did you think about that? me, being very normal and not at all saying that i've been thinking about sticking my fingers in the pretty little ports and getting gently electrocuted: it was really neat! thank you so much!

had to get a mammogram and an ultrasound today because my body has decided to grow some Mysterious Circles inside of me, but it was so fun! the lady who did the tiddy squisher on me didn't mind that i was excited and asked a lot of questions about the machine/her job, and i had to go down the hall to the ultrasound bay which has THE best mood lighting i've ever seen, oh my god. they put me in this room i can only describe as The Perfect Nap Room with the lights down low and this machine

and the little ports at the bottom half where the wands plug in all glow, and the whole thing was so ~aesthetic~ and soothing that i had a really good time getting Goo massaged into my tits.

sorry to the two nice ladies who happened to be my techs today because i had a billion million questions about how cool your job is and how crazy these machines are. also thank you to the ultrasound tech who let my flick my boob to watch it ripple on the screen because that was really funny. and also big shout out to all the ladies/fellow patients in the waiting room for sensing my nervous energy and chatting with me :)

#jj stuff #the hospital is sooo scifi i want to crawl into machines <3

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had to get a mammogram and an ultrasound today because my body has decided to grow some Mysterious Circles inside of me, but it was so fun! the lady who did the tiddy squisher on me didn't mind that i was excited and asked a lot of questions about the machine/her job, and i had to go down the hall to the ultrasound bay which has THE best mood lighting i've ever seen, oh my god. they put me in this room i can only describe as The Perfect Nap Room with the lights down low and this machine

and the little ports at the bottom half where the wands plug in all glow, and the whole thing was so ~aesthetic~ and soothing that i had a really good time getting Goo massaged into my tits.

sorry to the two nice ladies who happened to be my techs today because i had a billion million questions about how cool your job is and how crazy these machines are. also thank you to the ultrasound tech who let my flick my boob to watch it ripple on the screen because that was really funny. and also big shout out to all the ladies/fellow patients in the waiting room for sensing my nervous energy and chatting with me :)

#jj stuff

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that's him

#pretend i'm adding that andre the giant screaming no and backing away gif #r

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The worst kind of pie

#comics need to get back to doing this shit #comics and cartoons

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🧐🪶

#he is built like the front half of a lynel and i'm glad for that #games #the legend of zelda

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#Would #games #r #the legend of zelda

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Rolling Thunder and Pouring Rain - Submitted by: fastman27

#000A12 #00111C #00232B #013837 #004237

#oh the phthalos.... #colours #good colours #ww

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Money in the Bank || July 01 - 2023

#😳😳😳😳😳😳 #people

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Tea set

#holy fucking shit #r #ww

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#games #the legend of zelda

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A woman wearing Chinese armor

#good morning! arms. #there might be other things happening in this video but i wouldn't know. arms. #video

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#shoppers drug mart you bitch. this + finding out they're LITERALLY STEALING HEALTHCARE MONEY frivolously is why i switched #i like when u tell them ur here to get a prescrip #and they sigh like that's the least foreseeable thing to happen at the counter marked ''prescriptions only'' #also love being in a shoppers drug mart for any reason at all and hearing the robot PA continually say #''pharmacy line 1'' over and over and over and over and over and over the entire time i'm in there #anyways hate shoppers. mad expensive in there #the tiny local pharmacist i switched to is a compound pharmacist and the quality of care shot up hugely #r #text

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so demanding

#i really love when cats do that whiny ''mmmh... :('' #video #animals and nature

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my favorite customer service slip ups

#getting stuck in that loop of: #''hi there how are you?'' #''i'm good thanks. and you?'' #''good thank you! and you?'' #text #r

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hold up what do you mean humans can't tell if something's wet . what

#god we kinda suck #why did we come with like half the hardware of other animals #i mean we're obviously doing just fine but it makes me jealous #i'm jealous of what the shrimps know #text #r

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existence of the word gormless implies that it is possible to be gormful (word here meaning intelligent or wise) like + follow for more linguistic knowledge

#doing a double take at seeing suisie dent in the wild here #r #text

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kitchen ghosts

#pics