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Happy 54th Birthday to my dearest Lucy Liu!
Lucy Alexis Liu (born on December 2, 1968 in Jackson Heights, Queens) is an American actress, artist and advocate.
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stuffofelementary · 2 years
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“Watson, why is this labeled “Dog Shit?” Sherlock took the plastic container out of the refrigerator for a closer examination.
“Because it’s dog shit.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“Trevor.” She put her coffee cup down, her hand went to her hip and her whole demeanor changed. “I have asked him politely, not so politely and outright demanded that he pick up after Horatio. Or at least curb him instead of letting him poop at the foot of our stairs. But Trevor ignores me and denies it’s Horatio’s feces. I love Horatio but he is a huge purebred mastiff.  My poor shoes …”
“Ah.” Sherlock carefully placed the container back in the fridge. He learned early in their relationship you do not come between Watson and her shoes, impractical though they might be in his opinion. “So that is evidence?”
“Yes. I’m sending it off to the lab for DNA analysis along with a few hairs Horatio deposited on my coat the last time I petted him. They’ll be able to confirm it’s Horatio’s. I’m hoping with the threat of a justice court suit to pay a couple of thousand dollars for shoe replacement and emotional distress perhaps I can convince Trevor to be a responsible dog owner and pick up after his dog.”
He walked over to her and stared at her with pride. Leaning in, he placed a kiss on her cheek and whispered, “I didn’t think I could love you anymore than I already did…”
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stuffofelementary · 2 years
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Happy 53rd Birthday, my dearest Lucy Liu!
Celebrity birthdays for December 2: Britney Spears, Aaron Rodgers, Alfred Enoch
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Happy 49th Birthday, my dear Jonny Lee Miller!
Celebrity birthdays for 15 November: Sam Waterston, Chad Kroeger, Shailene Woodley
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stuffofelementary · 3 years
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blind date
-Assistance —Where -Nicos on Fifth —In ten  -Hurry
“Ah, there you are!” “Sherlock! What are you doing here?” “Come home this instant! The children need their mother!” “Children? Joan you never mentioned children.” “Yes, we have six, four of which are quite ill at the moment.” “Timmy?” “Yes. Fever spiked.” “Oh, no … I’m sorry Bertrand. I must go.”
“Where are you finding these guys, Watson?” “Emily. I’m beginning to think she just hates me.”
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stuffofelementary · 3 years
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