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Life would be very much better right now if I was watching Scream 1996

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🍄: these are short but I didn’t know what else to add! i love my clown bf

Gamzee Makara Matesprit Headcanons:

This juggalo isn’t sure how to navigate through red feelings

You’d have to take lead with Gamzee

Gamzee is more likely to confess his feelings first but when it comes to the matespritship itself is when he struggles

He does figure some dating customs

Like cuddling in the slime

You always lightly smack his hand away when he puts the slime near his mouth

You can’t stop him fully but you can at least wean him off

Gamzee is definitely the type to try and do rap battles as date. You compromise with karaoke. it works!

Gamz doesn’t mind if you’re into his religion or not but does appreciate it you’re with him during his prayers and such

Motherfucker is tall and strong, dude picks you up whenever

He doesn’t rlly know personal space and it shows

Don’t let him anywhere with cook ware

He will burn the place down

Gamzee is best at cuddling and making out

Well he’s awkward and messy with making out

Cuddles tho?? Top tier. His arms cage you in, you’ll need a blanket though! (or sink into the slime like mentioned above if you’re a troll)

Gamzee does try his best to be a good matesprit

Gamzee is receptive to communication unfortunately though sometimes he’ll misunderstood

His people pleaser tendencies to be passive can sometimes miss the mark on what you’re saying

Just keep trying though. he’ll get the point and do the right thing

Gamzee is just a fun loving guy. Just stick around and this clown will whisk you away into his arms!

#homestuck #homestuck headcanons #gamzee makara #homestuck gamzee #gamzee makara x reader #gamzee makara headcanons #hs gamzee #lowkey my new collab writing blog if u wanna like look at it

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🍄: A timeline isn’t set all too well, but this is the freddy fazbear pizza, and not Fredbear's Family Diner. They are the same person, i just think it’s a fun headcanon to put Purple Guy as his murderer persona and William as himself.

yandere!William Afton/Purple Guy x Reader Headcanons:

Purple Guy knew it was risky. He has had a wife and kids.

But William couldn’t help the way he felt about you

Purple Guy only had one goal

William felt like he could fit one more in

The question was: how to get you?

You could feel the owner staring you down and watching your movements ever since he hired you

Mr. Afton just always seemed to be around

He was good with the children and he’s the one who set the place up!

Mr. Afton seems like a good man

You can’t help but just get chills running down your spine as he stares at you longingly

You notice Mr. Afton approach you slowly as weeks passed by

He would check on your work more rather than just stare

He’d always come around and tell you good work!

“Your smile is worth a million bucks (Y/N)!” He’d always say

After awhile, you warmed up to William

He always helped if the kids got too rowdy with the animatronics or with the workers

William would always help you close your shift even if you already knew how to do so

William would even show you the animatronics parts up close and how he made them

It was sooo cool learning from him

William was becoming more and more obsessed as months kept going by

You just kept staying and it became normal for you to just walk up to him and chat away

William couldn’t focus in the first five minutes of you talking, he’d be too busy thinking about lips or how soft your hair looked

You couldn’t escape his mind. The way you smelled and the way your shoulder would brush against his when he’d show you simple repairs around the place

He couldn’t help but promise you to being one his elite employees (shift lead/manager)

This is when he took advantage of you becoming his manger

He would make random meetings, he’d hold you back longer

William would do anything to get you stay with him

He messed up one day, in 1985. You were supposed to be gone that night already.

The place was empty, or so he thought

He committed the slaughter

Purple Guy heard your scream. He quickly chased after you

You tripped and fell (ofc)

“Shhh, shhh, don’t be scared. I’m here.”

You couldnt scream over his hand but your eyes were terrified

“This wasn’t how I wanted things to go,” William tutted. “Things always work out my way.” He grinned.

He knocked you out. Purple Guy had to get the dead body into the suit then William will take you to the underground facility and you guys will be happy together forever!

You had no idea what was in store for you but you had gotten the attention of William Afton and he wasn’t going to let you go

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #william afton x reader #purple guy x reader #william afton headcanons #yandere william afton #yandere william afton x reader #yandere william afton headcanons #yandere purple guy

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Okay so this is literally me having not a braincell in sight while I ramble about random creepypasta stuff So not many people no this but Ben Drowned has 2 sides to him or well...there's 2 of him (idk how to say it) There's Ben which is the kid who died and all and then there's BEN who's the ghosty bro in the game, BEN is not a kid he's an adult. Another thing people don't talk about is the moon children and the sacrificing stuff. Like I genuinely wish people talked about it more. to be honest I got confused bc when listening to different parts of his story some pieces were missing. And it sucks bc he's my favorite creepypasta

My favorite HC for BEN is that he feels like an over heated computer when flustered and will start to glitch either physically or vocally.

I don't like how some of the old fandom used to make him a stoner but like...to each their own honestly. Fanon is fanon Speaking of which, I do not give a flying fuck about 'oh but the fandom'....bitch I'm here for a good time not a long time let me be a freak in peace! I don't like how the creepypasta fandom is seemly trying to play 'who's got better morals'. I liked when we were all younger and made weird shit about them, yeah sure...there's probably somethings that shouldn't have been made but. Condemning the whole found family trope from creepypasta and going on the "he would never love you he would kill you blah blah blah blah" defeats the entire point in this fandom. People who got into creepypasta in that way were people who needed to feel loved and safe so they projected their want for love ont the characters. Like yeah its probably 'cringy' now but it made you happy or it makes someone happy and its not hurting you, then fuck off. Also Idk if its just me but....if you're into creepypasta....are you also into like gore, and medical stuff? Like do you also have some sort of affinity for knowledge on the human body n shit? Okay if you're into creepypasta what are your 'side interests' cause now I'm curious ^-^

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reblog to let your mutuals know you love them very much so

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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just a rant

everyone’s always all over billy like oh billy’s so hot he’s the best ghostface but what about stu? what about STU?

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Hi!! I was wondering if you had or are willing to make a part three for the unrequited love for jasper in twilight I was looking for part one and found it from when you reblogged it and someone said there was a part three but I can’t find. So if there anyway you can help me find it I really love that. And Ty ahead of time for everything!!

i found part three and reblogged it for you! if you ever find part one and two, reblog them for me? i’d love to re-read my work that everyone has love for! i appreciate you so much :)

#author tingz #anon #twilight fanfiction #twilight #unrequited love #jasper hale x reader #and whoever else LOL #i cannot believe the amount of asks i get for unrequited love #i don’t even remember it tbh. i think it’s sooo cringe and people love it #i feel like i have to rewrite it or something

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Unrequited Love Part Three

Jasper Hale x shifter!Reader (never); OC x shifter!Reader

The pack, you, and the wolf just sat around the bonfire. The wolf refused to change, he just wanted to be with you. You were guessing he wanted to be alone before he changed. It was a weak mindlink between the pack and the wolf but it was stronger between you two. He just didn’t want to talk. He just wanted to admire you and have your attention.

“(Y/N), can we talk?” Sam finally stood up.

The wolf growled.

“Easy boy,” you joked. You looked at Sam. “Yeah. We can talk. Alone.”

The wolf grumbled as you went with Sam. He took you a clearing.

“How are you feeling?”

“It’s been,,, a weird turn out of events. I’m not even sure how I’m feeling. I went rouge for 7 months because my imprint rejected me, and now I’m back and some random wolf imprints on me? It’s a lot.”

“Are you going to reject him?”

“No. We can work things out right? Maybe friends, and maybe lovers. I want to take this time slowly.”

Sam nodded as you spoke. He put his hand on his face and closed his eyes. “We thought you were going to...”

“Yah. I was... I just didn’t want to after thinking about it.”

Sam smiles tiredly and took you back to reservation where your mate (?) rushed to you. He nuzzled at you and pointed to the woods. You understood and followed him. He shifted and got some clothes to change into quickly. He was tall, tanned, and happy.

“I’m so glad to have meet you. I didn’t think I would ever meet my imprint. I’m Jason.

You almost snorted. Jason? He didn’t really look like one. “Jason? Cute name. I should tell you now.” You explained everything to him. Your feelings, the past couple Of months, Jasper, the imprint. Jason clung to every word you said.

“H-hey. It’s okay. We don’t have to rush. An imprint is more than romance. We can work this out.”

You smiled. You were glad he understood. To a new beginning with Jason.

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my sexual fantasy is a healthy and stable relationship

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hey so maybe switching to threads, infamously managed by one of the worst data scraping companies of all time, isnt the play guys

heres just PART of what they're trying to track when you download the app:

to list what they attempt to track:

unique identifier

os version

device brand

charging status

device total memory

first name

gps coordinates

screen density

app version

device orientation

headphone status

rotation data

network connection type

city

available internal storage

device language

os build number

accelerometer data

network carrier

available device memory

last name

postal code

email address

gender

system volume

timezone

app name

country

state

screen resolution

cookies

device model

birthday

android advertising id

please for the love of God, dont download threads.

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valid hot take

YANDERE BARBIE!! YANDERE BARBIE!!!

no offense but i would never do that to her. not because i don't believe she could pull it off (as barbie is the greatest actor of our generation) but because i do not know what would make someone worthy of barbie's attention and i am not so vain as to suggest i would ever be. she means too much to me.

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pronoun time

leave a comment or tags for what pronouns you use so your followers and mutuals can know

#they/them

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Guys there’s a Volturi inspired band that’s quite successful and really, really good - I’m not even kidding. You’ve got to check out Volturian. They describe themselves on their instagram as an “Italian vampire metal band” and their band pics are parallel to New Moon & Breaking Dawn photo shoots. The music is brilliant and you’ll like it even if you don’t like metal

Check out the aesthetics of this music video:

Volturian - The Killing Joke

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Just curious have you seen pyscho 2 and 3? They're amazing movies. Heavily suggest them if you enjoyed the first pyscho

there’s sequels??? what the fuck. i absolutely have to watch them NOW. where to stream???

#NORMAN BATES IS MY HUSBAND IDC

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now that more people are aware of what the writers strike actually is beyond the shitty clickbait articles, reminder: those articles are being published because companies want to trick you into being anti union. they want to make you think that unions and strikes are why your faaaavorite shows aren’t getting made right now. they don’t want you to look closer and realize the reason there’s a union and the reason they’re striking is because capitalism always ends in the mistreatment of workers.

these companies are trying to get you to pressure your favorite writers into quitting the strike so they can keep profiting off their work. we have to pressure them into giving writers the resources, time, and money they deserve by backing them for as long as they strike.