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Gaudí. 😍

Some photos from Park Güell, Barcelona 

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Special features then: 2+ hours of pre-production, filming, post-production and interviews. Special features now: 2 minutes of CUT THE CHECK!

#making of #behind-the-scenes #then/now #wtf #movie logic

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That and the guy that comments "I just printed it this morning". Or the the guy that uses a hundred for a $17 total. You meet a lot of dipwads working at a theater.

i hate when customers at work hand me a 100 dollar bill and then scoff when i check the watermark. like, lady, i will break out the counterfeit pen. i’ll draw your god damn portrait over benjamin franklin’s before i make a ruling. i’ll get a second opinion from a coworker on the opposite side of the store. i’ll call the mint like, “heyy…it’s daniel…you guys print any hundreds lately? i got a lady here with a hundred, just making sure it’s one of yours…haha cool just checking. so how are the wife and kids?” the people that make a fuss are always like, obviously rich too and you know that’s why they have a problem. like the nerve of me to doubt a rich person’s money. how dare i lump them in with a normal person with a hundred dollar bill. eventually one of them is going to let it slip. i’ll take the bill from them and go to hold it up to the light or feel it between my fingers or something and they’ll laugh and go, “oh, no, no no no i’m wealthy.”

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That kid will never get tacky souvenirs with their name on it.

Someone on my fb is naming their child “Paylen Ryleigh”

#says the guy that named his son Fox

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Except he was handcuffed.

Stay woke y'all.

Kills 9 people in a brutal assault. Is armed when found after a manhunt. Still isn’t placed in handcuffs. This is the definition of White privilege.

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bioshock: sea capitalists

bioshock infinite: sky racists

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Hillary.

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Snurgle sounds like some made up furry crap.

We call it kneading in the human world.

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Chewie, we’re home.

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Blood Jell-O!

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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

These bottles are old as balls.

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Hawkeye's a fuckin' Hufflepuff.

CLINT BARTON (HAWKEYE) / GRYFFINDOR

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If we're going by how the inhabitants of these places say it, then Montréal is waaaay off.

That would be more like Mohn-ray-all.

Thrillophilia, an online marketplace for tours and activities, compiled a list of countries, cities, and destinations that many of us may have been say incorrectly all along. Each graphic features a side-by-side comparison of the common, incorrect pronunciation juxtaposed with how the locals say it.

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Except full term pregnancy ends at 10 months (40 weeks). 9 months is really considered pre-term. Term starts at 37 weeks.

My wife went almost 44 weeks, so I guess that makes her a bit of a badass.

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There are people that believe Earth is less than 5000 years old. Probably one in the same.

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This is my wife.

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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*Saves Christmas if you have an Xbone.

Kim Dotcom saves Christmas

Hi @LizardMafia, I want to play #Destiny on XBOX Live. I’ll give your entire crew Mega lifetime premium vouchers if you let us play. Cool?

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) December 25, 2014