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Tony: I want someone to take me out.

Peter: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Tony: Surprise me

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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

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ouch🤕

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Steve: Aren't you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter: Aren't you a little old to be alive?

Bucky: Aren't you a little too point-blank in the telescopic sight of my M1941 Johnson sniper rifle to be talking crap about an American hero?

Steve: Bucky, no--

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Steve: *Ranting about something*

Tony: *Sighing* I’m going to be real with you here, I haven’t processed anything for the past hour or so

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#ICONIC™

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Peter: Mike Wazowski twerking is the same if he was nodding

Tony, on the verge of a breakdown: For the love of god, please stop

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Tony, sending a card from the afterlife: Chilling in hell, wish you where here

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tony: i’m steve’s emergency contact

officer: are you here to pick him up from holding?

tony: i’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact

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Peter: *singing to the tune of Old MacDonald* I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am God’s mistake. Tony: Peter ARE YOU OKAY?!

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Thanos: *Walking towards Peter*

Peter: DoNt fUcK wiTH mE¡ I hAvE pOweR oF GOD aNd aNiME oN mY sIDe

Thanos:

The avengers:

Peter: *Launching himself at Thanos* AhhHhHhHhhHhHhhHhHhh

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Loki: Can I say something real quick?

Loki: This is bullshit.

Loki: That’s all I have to say.

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Tony: How many do we win?

Dr strange:

#tonyisconcerned #tonystark #spiderman #incorrect marvel quotes #drstrange #marvel #tony stark #iron man #ironman

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Tony: We need a plan to distract Thanos!!

Peter: Hold my web shooters-

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Tony: Peter don’t-

Peter: *Eyes watering* I’m sorry Mr. Stark

Tony: please-

Peter: *Places a draw 4 card down*

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