stylzsmead311
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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.
stylzsmead311 · 61 years ago
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I’m stepping up the lunch napkin game.

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stylzsmead311 · 66 years ago
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Boba Fett and Darth Vader on the Devil’s Seesaw - best bathroom art ever!

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stylzsmead311 · 66 years ago
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showerthoughtsofficial:

You can say ‘Nice turn signal, Dick.’ Without moving your lips.

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stylzsmead311 · 66 years ago
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Extremely nice person until you unleash the fury!

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stylzsmead311 · 67 years ago
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Extremely confused about Maggie and Daryl’s decision making …..

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stylzsmead311 · 67 years ago
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Glitter Laundry

My daughter has butterfly glitter pants. I started doing laundry and notice an exceedingly amount of glitter on all my clothes. I can only guess all my friends and co-workers will assume I go to the Strip Club every night.

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stylzsmead311 · 67 years ago
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Baby Mama Awkwardness

Just recently divorced and picked up my kids for the weekend from my ex-wife’s house. Right before I pull in there are tornado warnings sirens going off. The next 15 mins watching the weather channel together (waiting it out)was so awkward that if I didn’t have my kids I would have left risking being swept away by the tornado! 🌪

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stylzsmead311 · 68 years ago
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The Hill Top is about to break into the Thriller dance!

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stylzsmead311 · 68 years ago
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Me watching The Walking Dead this week!

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stylzsmead311 · 69 years ago
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Divorce just got finalized!

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stylzsmead311 · 69 years ago
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You kinda look like Ned from the try guys on YouTube.

Sweet ! He is not too shabby - I will take it - thank you. 😀

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stylzsmead311 · 70 years ago
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In The Air Tonight

On the way to work the song “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins came on while in traffic. The big drum solo part came up so of course I “Air Drumed” the part. Then, I happen to look over and see this nice girl give me nod and thumbs up 👍 Always a great way to start the day!

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stylzsmead311 · 70 years ago
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That moment when you feel old

Took the kids to opening day at Six Flag (ages 5 and 7)- we ran into Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck took pictures, it was a great time. Then, I immediately felt old when both my kids asked me, “Who was that?”

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stylzsmead311 · 70 years ago
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Me watching The Walking Dead right now ……

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stylzsmead311 · 71 years ago
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Cake Balls

Nothing like that embarrassing moment when you have to search for “Cake Balls” on your nutrition tracker app when you’re trying to eat healthy for a change. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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stylzsmead311 · 72 years ago
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There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction

Winston Churchill

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stylzsmead311 · 72 years ago
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Impulse buy at Walmart…. I should not be allowed in this damn place!

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stylzsmead311 · 72 years ago
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