I kind of love it when men who don’t get the Loki thirst describe him as “skinny, weasley and little” because even before the Loki series we could see that while Loki was shorter then Thor, he’s still a big fuck’n guy tm
but he’s not just much taller then all the women
Loki is a big dude okay. Weasley, sure. Skinny? Small? Nah.
And in that last pic you can actually see that Tom is taller then Chris, something I think is absolutely wild to hide for no reason outside of the movies but they do be doing that tbh!?
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Okay but Loki and Mobius AU
Silly but fun romcom idea where person A is a very famous writer who uses a pen name and keeps their identity a secret and is fat and Person B is a famous actor/actress. Actor has a long and odd dating history of beautiful famous people but none of the relationships worked out and while none of the exes have anything bad to say, it is still odd that heartthrob Actor can’t seem to keep a partner and settle down.
Anyway they have a meet cute where Writer loses important thing and Actor finds it and returns it to Writer who is so grateful they just hug Actor out of pure relief and excitement and Actor is surprised at first but kind of sinks into the hug like a starved person and the attraction is instant from both of them but that’s when the fun starts, right? Cuz actor is surprised person who returned McGuffin to them is famous Actor but they know a lot of famous people from being a famous writer themselves so they manage to stay cool about it.
Anyway, they start flirting and Writer can’t believe that Actor seems to be into them but they’ve heard of the long string of lovers and is worried about that whole thing. But they date anyway and things seem way too good to be true like they can’t fathom why any of the beautiful famous people they dated before didn’t work out.
Cute moments while dating are things like: Writer shows up to date and finds Actor reading one of their books while they wait and actor is so into it that they don’t notice writer sit down across from them for a few minutes and they feel really bad about not noticing them sooner but Writer is just really flattered and can’t say why.
Writer is Dyslexic and Actor is always making copies of things for Writer in a dyslexic friendly font for them (restaurant menus, ect) and sometimes they’ll even make custom recordings of books Writer want to read that don’t have audiobooks out. This is another win because writer likes Actors voice a lot.
Writer knows that Actor wants to play a specific kind of role they’re not usually given because they’re typecast so they write a few movie scripts specifically to get Actor the role of their dreams and send it out before actor knows they’re secret identity. Actors love language is touch and they can’t get enough cuddles and affection so smash cut to Actor curled around Writer in increasingly hilarious positions while Writer tries to type on their laptop around actors cuddles.
Eventually actor confesses that they have never been attracted to thin people and have always been attracted to exclusively fat people and they were dating a fat person they really loved when they first got really famous and the tabloids were so cruel to them that they dumped actor to get out of the spot light and ever since Actor has been afraid to put anyone through that so they only let themselves date other famous people who choose the lime light, and who wouldn’t be body shamed for dating them. But they weren’t attracted to them, and they tried to force it because they had genuine emotional connections but the other person could always tell Actor wasn’t into them and broke it off.
Actor confesses all this and is worried that Writer will think they’re a chaser and writer doesn’t think that at all but they’re super worried about being in the public eye because of their body and Actor’s story about their past lover just confirms their fear and so the big thing holding them back from a real relationship is public and tabloids and stuff.
Writer tells Actor that they’re actually famous Pen Name and Actor loses it. Maybe there’s a cute moment where Actor is at Writers house and is like “Hey why do you have all these authors copies of Pen Names books?!” and Writer is like “welp”
Cute fan shenanigan’s ensue.
Relationship struggles from having to stay hidden all the time
And it seems like they’ll have to break up and they do the romcom dramatic ending thing where Actor is about to fly off to film in some exotic location and as they’re at the airport on their way to get on the plan they see Writer on TV owning up to their pen names and they have a running through the airport scene for the dramatic ending!
After becoming famous for their own accomplishments and a few months of being in the public eye they just causally drop the fact that they’re dating Actor one day and the two enjoy the media frenzy with a bag of popcorn and Writer coming out shows fat people all over the world that they are deserving of love and basic human decency and that fatness is not a moral failing and everyone lives happily ever after the end
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It just occurred to me that for the Loki Shirtless scene they had to dye Toms chest hair black and the mental image of a man dying his chest hair is making me CACKLE!!!!
he could have shaved, but someone DECIDED on having chest hair. It was a CHOICE and I LOVE that.
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Let Tom Hiddleston play a himbo again 2k22
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I used to be an idiot teenager with a crush on a bunch of tall British dudes and now I'm an adult with a crush on a tall British dude nothing has changed and I'm still an idiot but at least this time my FanFiction is slightly better written
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wait a second
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i thought you were gone
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“This definitely wasn’t part of the sacred timeline…”
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- These cracks where your light shines through -
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“Tom Hiddleston recently did an Instagram livestream for a UK National Theater fundraiser and it was a delight to watch. Couldn’t resist doing some Loki sketches.” (Source)
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What’s been up
Hey folks so this post is gonna suck to read a little bit. This is a general trigger warning for the post, for mentions of sexual assault and violence, and mental health stuff. I don’t go into details, but it’s there. Please take care of yourselves.
So I have had a very bad few months. Some of the details ya’ll already know but I’m about to go into them now. Briefly, but into them. If you want to skip the details, skip down to the TLDR.
Last month I was raped twice. I told some of my friends about the 2nd one but I was either vague or flat out lied and said it was an attempt. The man who did this to me, (same guy both times) was clearly on one because he went on to overdose shortly after the 2nd time he attacked me. If you’re one of the friends who heard the “almost” version of this event, I’m sorry for not being able to be honest with you about it at the time. I just couldn’t bring myself to say it out loud yet. But thank you for listening.
In that same month I lost a lot of constants. A dnd group I’ve been in for over 12 years, My Primary Care Physician, and my roommate because she moved in a hurry to flee a stalker. I had to quit a local club I was part of because I found out the owner is a neo nazi, which was a big hunk of my social circle. I got dumped. No more details there, just sad. Then, like two weeks ago, My neighbor just fucking punched me when I asked him what was going on what afternoon when the base on his music was unusually loud. I’m a little sensitive to violence from men right now for obvious reasons. Half the cops in my area are card carrying proud boys so I don’t fucks with them.
Then last week I meet up for coffee with a half brother I found through one of those dna ancestry things. I actually have a lot of half siblings from my hoe father, (no joke, like 24 now) so this was feeling like a pretty routine thing. I was just gonna say “Hi” and tell him about family medical history, add him to the Spawn group chat, and invite him to the yearly Spawn Picnic- but he made it very clear very quickly that he had an incest thing and wanted a non platonic relationship. I bailed on coffee and warned the other spawn so they could block him but he’s been stalking me ever since and, you know. That sucks and is scary. Here is where I caved and went to the cops for an order of protection. I now have a court date to ask for a restraining order. (love that for me)
After all that, I found myself feeling pretty worthless; which lead to some creative paralysis. I know this is deeply silly, but this feeling of being worthless was exasperated by a lot of creators I was a fan of on tiktok and Insta jumping on the resin hate train. The dangers of a parasocial relationship, I suppose. They weren’t talking to me, or about me but it still hurt my feelings. Being in the state of mind I’ve been in, I agreed with them, darkly. Like “yeah those resin sellers are super annoying and I’m one of them.”
My mental health was (shit, is?) as low as it’s ever been. Trying to find support or help for victims of rape triggered a bout of gender dysphoria that I’ve never felt before. Everything in those spaces is so gendered towards cis women that I sort of repelled from it. I’m still not sure the dysphoria is worth any help I might be able to get from some of these programs.
I felt stuck. Fully paralyzed. I managed to make one post on tumblr that was vague (but honestly not terribly creative.) I think I’m still in that head space. I know it’s silly to hate an art form because of the medium, but even so, I am bursting with shame.
Every time I would start to post about my art I felt like I was about to bring a mob down on myself. That’s not reasonable since I’ve been very lucky to have lovely people follow me on all my socials. Despite that logic, for a hot minute there I was having anxiety attacks whenever I even tried to post about Jewelry.
I don’t want to shrug off any responsibility for my inability to move lately. I should have wised up and taken better care of myself. None of what’s happened is really an excuse to shuffle around in a fog for months. But at this point all I can do right now is try to clear the fog moving forward.
I’m not sure I’ll be able to continue living off my etsy at this rate. I don’t know what I’ll do since with my medical stuff, I can’t really work a normal 9-5 right now, because of my medical stuff, which shall remain mostly privet, but ya’ll already know about the fibroids which have been keeping me bed ridden during periods for a while now.
All that preamble to tell you guys that I’m asking for help while I figure shit out. I’m fundraising to catch up with the bills I’m behind on for October and enough to pay the ones coming up in November. This will give me time to gear up for the holiday rush and take advantage of it and hopefully get through December. Given that we’re at the end of October, things are fairly urgent.
After that, I don’t know what. Now’s probably not the best time to make big choices. I just wanted anyone thinking about helping me to know the full situation before doing so. I’ll keep ya’ll updated on the goal and what I end up doing.
Here’s how you can help.
I started a goal on Ko-fi, which you can find here.
I’ll update the amount raised as I make more sales on Etsy as well.
You can find my Etsy here if you’d like to support me there!
If you’re poor like me, then there are other ways to help! Faving my shop or specific items helps get my stuff higher up in the search results on Etsy when people are shopping around! Hell if you really feel like being super awesome sharing an item you like on any social media would be an amazing way to help.
No matter what, I do want to thank tumblr for being one of the weirdly best websites for my mental health lately. I love talking about my art here. People are so amazingly kind and encouraging. Ya’ll have been my safe haven. I can’t thank you enough, genuinely.
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I love this gif. I love how low that hip thing is.
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They fundraiser is a little over halfway there and I’m so grateful to you all for your help! Getting halfway there means I was able to get through October’s bills and now I’m scrambling to keep things going so I can get through November to prep for December!
Here is the original post detailing my situation. Trigger warning for it, as it’s kind of rough!
The tldr; and trigger warning for the following paragraph (you can skip it if you need to) In the last two months I lost my roommate, my primary care physician, I was raped twice, and am now being stalked by a creepy half brother. The mental toll of being assault and now stalked was exacerbated by all the aid for survivors of rape and sexual assault are incredibly gendered, which triggered a strong bout of gender dysphoria which, on top of everything else kind of paralyzed me for a bit. There’s a bit more in the original post, but that’s the TLDR.
And here are the ways you can help me out
You can donate directly to my ko-fi
Or you can support me on Etsy
I’ve got some good holiday gifts ready to go over there and I highly recommend you check it out! If you’re poor like me, faving the shop on etsy does a lot of good as well by boosting my listings in search results!
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