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Horizon AU: Twin Flames - Gaia's Subfunctions' Avatars (part 1)

Because [spoilers], Elisabet re-classifies the subfunctions as "facets."

In this AU, they developed their own avatars and consciousness, giving them a kind of "God" vibes - hence, they are omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent in their respective areas on the Zero Dawn system.

Without Gaia, they also developed new "powers and abilities" (related to their original functions), which can only be unlocked/activated with an Alfa Prime credential.

#can i chew on them im so fucking abnormal im going to scream #AAAAAA #subfunctions #GAIA #HADES #HEPHAESTUS #ELEUTHIA #MINERVA #art tag

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"this character has 5 mins of screentime how can you like them" WRONG character has 4:30 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME PRECISELY and i LOVE THEM. BABY BRAWL

#me about hzd hades #hades #meme #gif

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Just one more reason to love this menace

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎

#THIS IS SO FUNN #Y #OH MY GOD #IMAGINE. KOTALLO. OUR MAN OUR BOY KOTALLO. WALKING OUT OF CAMP. #TO GET. HIS FUCKING PROSTHETIC. #TO GIVE A HUG TO SEYKA. #UEKWJISQKSJKSKZ THIS IS SO CUTE. AND FUNNY. #“this situation requires a prosthetic arm” he thinks to himself #the boy is going to give bear hugs #sikdkwkdkakksks this is cuteeee #hfw #kotallo #seyka #aloy

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Hi,

It’s you friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

#if i see anyone doing this im going to show you how good i can be at learning the law #tem que ser muito filho da puta pra achar que isso é algo ok de fazer #signal boost

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when you get arrested for starting a bar fight at the lodge and your gf tags along

#I THOUGHT I RB THEM I AM SO MAD #art #lozra #niravi khane morza

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‘Take Pride in who you are' 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Thankful to GG for giving us this world and this inspiring character! Happy Pride!

#aloy #art #HAPPY PRIDE

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Hot take

#THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND #horizon #aloy #talanah khane padish #erend vanguardsman #IM SO PROUD OF YOU

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você é burro ou é só filho da puta mesmo?

Hi! So I just want to ask you why you can say that Seyka is disponsable bc she is in a DLC and seyloy shippers can't say they are endgame?

You say that people should be prepare bc she is not coming back but you are so sure that they are going to make multiple romance options. (Is amazing how you are denying CANON feelings while being so sure that all the ships that aren't cannon are going to be a choice but that's your opinion and although i do not share It I respect it and I'm not going to argue it).

We don't know anything yet so at the same time that you theorize about the game and you are so sure that GG is going to have all the characters that Aloy has met (except Seyka ofc bc she is a DLC character and she is not important according to what you are saying) having a romance with her, please stop the whinning when other people are saying that they are endgame bc this is a fandom and people are going to have their own opinions and theories.

You are talking about ship wars and comparing the two sides while Kylie Lyle Page is reciving misoginistic, racist and homophobic insults all over the internet and the game is been review bombing by bigots bc two girls kissed.

Some perspective wouldn't hurt.

Anyone can scroll my page and see that I'm not saying absolutely anything you're accusing me of. So I'm just posting this without responding so everyone can see what a problem you are.

#discourse //

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Moodboard for when you look in a character tag

#me with aloy #she has her issues yes but why so many people write her as way mote agressive than she actually is? #is it because of hfw?????? with THAT writing?????????? #anyways aloy from horizon zero dawn and horizon forbidden west is a sweetie AND + #+ SHE CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. she's not that violent/agressive/assholery. #end of rant 💖 #rb

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you said you have burning shores hcs and subfunction brain rot to share? 👉👈

I DO.

Look, domesticated/redeemed/tamed HADES would annoy Aloy to no end. These two have travelled with each other for a long time, and he soon knew Aloy had a small growing crush on Seyka. And he is annoying her every step of the way.

By the way – our girl Seyka? She was evaluated by every single sibling, with the exception of HEPHAESTUS. HADES thought she was good enough for Aloy; APOLLO, being the sibling overriding the sunwing when our girl fell, wants Seyka to like flying. REALLY wants it.

MINERVA liked her determination! ARTEMIS wants Seyka to go on a hunt with her. DEMETER sent the "👍" emoji in the Sobeck group chat and left it at that. POSEIDON is besties with Seyka. ELEUTHIA is SO happy for Aloy! She really wants to talk with her new crush! And AETHER...

Wants to 1v1 Seyka.

Also, Aloy definitely woke up one night during BS to see stalker!HADES staring at her like

#hfw #burning shores spoilers #seyloy #horizon seyka #horizon aloy #aloy despite the nora #horizon hades #horizon apollo

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what the fuck sort of twitter reading comprehension is this?

Hi! So I just want to ask you why you can say that Seyka is disponsable bc she is in a DLC and seyloy shippers can't say they are endgame?

You say that people should be prepare bc she is not coming back but you are so sure that they are going to make multiple romance options. (Is amazing how you are denying CANON feelings while being so sure that all the ships that aren't cannon are going to be a choice but that's your opinion and although i do not share It I respect it and I'm not going to argue it).

We don't know anything yet so at the same time that you theorize about the game and you are so sure that GG is going to have all the characters that Aloy has met (except Seyka ofc bc she is a DLC character and she is not important according to what you are saying) having a romance with her, please stop the whinning when other people are saying that they are endgame bc this is a fandom and people are going to have their own opinions and theories.

You are talking about ship wars and comparing the two sides while Kylie Lyle Page is reciving misoginistic, racist and homophobic insults all over the internet and the game is been review bombing by bigots bc two girls kissed.

Some perspective wouldn't hurt.

Anyone can scroll my page and see that I'm not saying absolutely anything you're accusing me of. So I'm just posting this without responding so everyone can see what a problem you are.

#im so sorry you have to deal with this sort of shit meg 🫂 #this is what i mean when i say people should just chill. the heck...

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Bicho, tipo?

Eu realmente não acho que a Seyka vai PODER aparecer muito no terceiro jogo, mesmo com a gente e os desenvolvedores querendo. Falo como gamedev, porquê coisa de DLC sempre é considerada algo "extra" e que não pode aparecer muito no jogo seguinte de qualquer forma que não seja easter egg ou missão que só dá pra achar depois de girar 37 vezes ao redor de uma montanha, fazer o personagem pular 3 vezes e então dar /tp pra puta que pariu pra ter acesso.

Eu queria muito que a Seyka tivesse uma aparição maior no terceiro jogo, mas quem fez aquele post da Seyka não poder aparecer no H3 é alguém que gosta do casal – eu sei disso porquê tô no mesmo server de Horizon que ela tá –, mas que tá começando a ficar meia "ih" com a quantidade de gente que vai começar a reclamar quando o terceiro jogo lançar e a Seyka não ser tão importante quanto a gente gostaria.

Eu também tô com medo disso sendo bem honesto, mas eu tenho mais medo ainda da quantidade de gente que vai se decepcionar e ficar atacando outras pessoas quando isso (a Seyka não ser tão importante quanto poderia ser) acontecer.

Honestamente, acho que tá todo mundo muito puto da vida (eu inclusive) por causa da quantidade de homofóbico e tá só considerando que todo mundo que não é homofóbico tá sendo mais agressivo do que deveria.

Acho que depois de mais umas duas semanas a gente vai poder sentar mais sossegado e fazer um círculo de oração pra Seyka ter uma aparição pelo menos legalzinha no próximo jogo, mas até lá essa festa vai continuar a ser um enterro

"I love seyka but" no u dont, you and your 5 friends are pissed Aloy got with her and not your fave ship for her and now are looking for all excuses for seyka to not appear in the next game as if burning shores is not a direct continuation of forbidden west and not a stand alone dlc like frozen wilds who mind u was also given away for free along side hzd right before FW came out, you're not supporting the ship like you're claiming u are, and leaving us alone as you should be doing, y'all are being annoying as fuck when seyloy shippers are doing absolutely nothing and are only hoping seyka is one of the romance options next game, wake tf up

#gringos use google translate 💖 /lh

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one ask and i'll tell you guys my burning shores headcanons combined with my subfunction brainrot

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I've received a few anonymous messages lately basically hating on Aloy x Seyka and Seyka especially, and it just makes me want to post about them more, so I'm going to do exactly that 😀 Aloy's lesbianism can be seen from space! Let's go lesbians! 🧡🤍🩷

#burning shores spoilers #YEAH. #my personal hc is that aloy is pan (mostly due to a few of her interactions w erend) #but with a STRONGG preference for women! #the other guys at the base go “another one for the team!” when aloy reunites with them saying she liked women #they want to help their friend w the ladies!!!!!

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Okay I have to get a single vent off my chest and then I promise I'll be quiet.

I need ya'll to please realize now (before backlash at Guerrilla gets hurled in three years) DLC characters/content do not become mainstay installments in the way you imagine.

DLC characters do not become main characters.

DLC plots can be removed from the main story and recited as exposition in a main entry.

It HAS to be removable, because not every consumer buys DLC. Whether for lack of resources, access, or principal.

I just really don't wanna see people griping that Guerrilla "dropped"... ahem, anything... in three years from now. Or that some kind of endgame was promised and then taken away.

We been knew, or we SHOULD know bc this is how DLCs have worked always forever.

Not to mention BS was even MORE exclusive by proxy of being literally exclusive to a console people STILL don't have easy access to.

Please everyone just be reasonable when the time comes, that's all I'm worried about.

#IMPORTANT

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with all my respect, op, but you should wait for a week or two before posting stuff like this. you're being way too hard on other fandom people in a time the normally chill fandom is caught up on a mess of stuff.

"I love seyka but" no u dont, you and your 5 friends are pissed Aloy got with her and not your fave ship for her and now are looking for all excuses for seyka to not appear in the next game as if burning shores is not a direct continuation of forbidden west and not a stand alone dlc like frozen wilds who mind u was also given away for free along side hzd right before FW came out, you're not supporting the ship like you're claiming u are, and leaving us alone as you should be doing, y'all are being annoying as fuck when seyloy shippers are doing absolutely nothing and are only hoping seyka is one of the romance options next game, wake tf up

#also i know it wasnt your intention but #sometimes people just dont like a character #and that doesnt make them bad #just block them if theyre particularly annoying

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My Horizon mutuals are tired, my friends are tired, I am tired. Unless you are a stupid homophobe, you have no reason to be this violent, agressive and imbecile (!) towards other people. Burning Shores was supposed to be a fun summer blockbuster adventure, but some of you are taking things way too far.

It's okay to hate it. It's okay to love it. It's not okay, however, to be an asshole to other people about it.

If you guys keep on attacking people because of shipping, Burning Shores or Seyka discourse I am going to fucking maul bite kill every single one of you until everyone learns how to be civil with each other.