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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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diana villiers in post captain

#PREV FUCKIGN TAGS!!!!!!! GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING #aubreyad #diana villiers you will always be famous to me

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′′ the saint ′′

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discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

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tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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ALL'S WELL!

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nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭

🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#discworld #HOGUKSHLKFHSDKFS

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#game changer

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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

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OUT NOW FOR PATRONS! COMING TO YOU MAY 1ST!

#the hotel podcast #YOU'RE NOT READDYYYYYYYYY GOD THIS EP RULES

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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#fave

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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NEED everyone to understand that what shuro does in the next few eps is bc he's literally hangry.

#ignore me #HE HASNT EATEN OR SLEPT IN A WHILE OK #ARE YOU 100% PERFECT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EATEN OR SLEPT IN A WHILE? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. RESERVE YUOR FUCKING JUDGEMENT. BE NICEYS

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"god entered my body like a body my same size" is such a gripping, visceral turn of phrase. i want to print out flyers with that on them and shout it in the streets. that guy was onto something.

#ignore me #not in the slightest bit religious but that's so evocative #that's the all work and no play makes jack a dull boy of an as of yet unwritten horror movie #that's a line in a sutter cane novel #i need to draw sal art with that as the theme

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*if you've heard a couple songs but don't really know much about them, or haven't listened in a long while, you can play!

#polls #they might be giants #refraining from voting myself but. hey folks. get in here

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imagine if you will, hannibal lector mukbang

rotating this. would be easier if i had watched hannibal or silence of the lambs i think. rotating this nonetheless

#ibis answers #very dry and boring mukbang i think. not your typical kind of guy who excels at it #yr getting a lot more fork and knife noises than anything else

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#for sure dude absolutely

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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#amen brother