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Sbubby Masters
I am Emmet! My brother is Ingo. We run this blog. Ask us stuff. I will give you embarrassing stories about him. Don't tell Ingo -E I can see this you know!! -I
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I’m still mad about that popularity poll. :)
- Emmet
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Emmet that's a glue stick.
-Ingo
This push pop is delicious. I haven’t had one in years so trying one again is fun
-Emmet
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This push pop is delicious. I haven’t had one in years so trying one again is fun
-Emmet
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I like the cake! It's a bit burnt, but I greatly appreciate the effort and thought. Please rope Elesa into your shenanigans next time though. She can bake better than both of us!
-Ingo
... Emmet... Did we not talk about using the kitchen when no one else is around...
I appreciate the cake but we need to run safety checks around the apartment too...
-Ingo
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Not to be dramatic or anything but I'd kill a man for Emmet rn, he's so sweet
Please do not kill anyone!
-Emmet
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But do you like the cake? I wanted to do something special for my brother. And I thought I was being careful! I just got too excited. My apologies!
-Emmet
... Emmet... Did we not talk about using the kitchen when no one else is around...
I appreciate the cake but we need to run safety checks around the apartment too...
-Ingo
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... Emmet... Did we not talk about using the kitchen when no one else is around...
I appreciate the cake but we need to run safety checks around the apartment too...
-Ingo
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Brother come eat your cake. I made it for you and only had a small fire this time
-Emmet
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i bet ingo will love the cake! even if it's a bit overdone, it's a surprise from his brother :]
what kind of decorations did you put on it? a little toy train maybe?
Oh! That is a good idea! We do not have any edible cake decorations… He does like carrots. I shall top the cake in baby carrots. They are sweet and go well with the frosting. I should know! I have tried it.
-Emmet
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What. Emmet? What happened. What happened here.
-Ingo
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The cake is… a bit overdone but it is finished! Ingo should be satisfied with it!
-Emmet
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What kind of Fire is it? If it's the oven, turn it off and close the oven door. It'll burn out on it's own. If it doesn't go out on it's own, call emergency services and get out of there. If it's an oil fire smother it with the lid.
I have told you! The fire is gone and handled! There is nothing to worry about!
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emmet tell me you didnt set the oven on fire
Haha of course not! I have everything under control! The fire is gone! There— *cough* There is a lot of smoke though!
-Emmet
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Update! It is not going well! The kitchen does not have a small fire!
...where is the fire extinguisher again...
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Ooooh what kinda cake does Ingo like?
He and I both enjoy marbled cake! I am attempting my best to make it
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Ingo has been working hard at the station! I am going to make him a cake. Wish me luck! Hopefully Charlie won’t get any feathers in it this time
-Emmet
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do you breed joltiks, emmet? have you ever gotten a shiny before if you do? :0
I don’t breed joltiks, I do not have the patience for it! I find rescue joltiks that are mistreated or lost! They also like to follow me home! I have gotten a shiny joltik once, its name is Chartreuse and I gave it to Elesa! It was when we were still on our journey.
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