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WHO THE FUCK BLAZED A SOURDOUGH RECIPE ONTO MY DASH??? BITCH I'LL KILL YPUUUUUU

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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

#stank bitches i guess

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Taylor swift fans heads would explode if they heard a 5'10 middle aged trucker shitting in a public bathroom

#i mean so would I but that's cause I break out in hives if i start thinking about shitting in a public bathroom #<-not well

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#SEXHAVER PRIVILEGE???

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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#😭😭😭😭 #thinking about the swifties in my pikmin bloom server as i read this

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

#THE CAT ONE????????? #😭

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I feel uneasy

#iconic

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I can't fucking stand when these bitch ass straight cis bitches wanna talk about 30 y/o men being transphobic like "maybe he didn't have any trans friends to show him" or ask me "is he ignorant or malicious" as if all ignorance regarding trans people isn't malicious. Fucking Christ this is why I hate swifties dude

#watch her take this personally too. i typed out a big paragraph as to why not having trans friends doesn't excuse him #being a transphobe. like. cmon girl. use those white usamerican braincells of yours that are supposedly so well fed!! #hup two hup two!!!

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#i cnanrkej stop laughing at forf. #the chevy forf.

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

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