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suck-a-egg · 8 days ago
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Fives, hands up: wait wait wait, pause it
Echo: *pauses the song*
Fives: there's this episode of this anime-!
Echo: *starts the song again*
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suck-a-egg · 8 days ago
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Arthur: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?
Hosea: Tired
Javier: Sexy
Karen, wearing a cowboy hat and making a sad face: Arthur
Sean, putting on a blue shirt: Also Arthur
Arthur: What–
Lenny: Arthur as well
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suck-a-egg · 8 days ago
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"Uhhhh glad we not going ThAt way."
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suck-a-egg · 8 days ago
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Fives: :)
Rex: Hoe, don't do it.
Fives: >:)
Rex: Oh my god.
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suck-a-egg · 13 days ago
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Hardcase: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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suck-a-egg · 13 days ago
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Rex: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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suck-a-egg · 14 days ago
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Jesse: You know how I roll. Jesse: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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suck-a-egg · 17 days ago
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Not the space onions 😔
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suck-a-egg · 19 days ago
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Rex, to Anakin: These two days away have been nice, I just hope the 501st is doing okay without us.
Meanwhile back on the resolute: *playing the floor is lava as Echo throws stuff at Fives and the rest of them chant "sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice!”*
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suck-a-egg · 22 days ago
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Ahsoka: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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suck-a-egg · 22 days ago
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Fives: So that’s my plan. Echo: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Fives: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Echo: It fucking sucks. Fives: That’s not constructive criticism.
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suck-a-egg · 23 days ago
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Fives: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Echo: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Rex: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Echo: Ominous positivity.
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suck-a-egg · 23 days ago
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Tech, talking to Wrecker on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Wrecker: You bet! Tech: At what temperature? Wrecker: 535. Tech: That's the clock. Wrecker: Tech: Wrecker: 536.
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suck-a-egg · 23 days ago
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Dogma: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Hardcase: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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suck-a-egg · 24 days ago
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Crosshair: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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suck-a-egg · 24 days ago
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Kix: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Fives: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Kix: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Jesse: edible
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suck-a-egg · 25 days ago
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Echo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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