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Chronicles of Batch Mom Echo

AKA four examples of Echo being the batch’s last straw tying them to reality <3

Sources and a side note ⬇️

This post was suggested by someone on my Instagram (you can follow me there if you want; there's a bit of content overlap, but I do try to upload different stuff there when I can)

Omega & Crosshair quote source

Wrecker quote source

Hunter quote source

Tech quote source

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Rex: Why did I become a single father of two? Why did I choose his life? What the hell was I thinking? Echo: *falls asleep in his lap* Rex: Never mind I get it

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Fives: Shit! Rex is going to kill us! Echo: No he wont just follow my lead *later* Rex: WHAT TH- Echo: Sorry dad Fives: Yeah, sorry dad Rex: Rex, staring at the burning barracks: It's fine

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rex, turning around slowly as the lights flicker: domino?

fives and echo down the hall: the moon wanted us death captain, now you get to find out why

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fives is coming out of the grave to kick echo's ass

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aang: why do people want me to save the world? i'm literally twelve years old! katara: unfortunately all of the adults in the world are useless katara: so it's us or nothing katara: now get on the bison

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Here something to put a smile on your face:

Real picture of Fives colorized.

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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Echo is so tired of babysitting duty 😔

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Powerful woman 🛐

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Meanwhile…on the Marauder

Crosshair: that’s my chair!

Hunter: not anymore, not after you left us for the Empire.

-Hunter and Crosshair start fighting-

Echo: HEY! I swear to FUCK don’t make me come back there and beat your asses!!

Crosshair: he’d do it too…

Hunter: yeah, I still have a boot print from last time. It’s faint but it’s still there, see!

Crosshair: oh damn, so it is. Anyways, out of my chair.

Hunter: I told you! It’s not yours anymore!

Crosshair attempts to haul Hunter out of the chair.

Echo: -whips his head around so fast and gives both of them The Look-

Hunter: fine, take the chair. It’s stupid anyways.

Crosshair: just like you.

Hunter: sonofa-

The fight resumes

Echo: -sighs, removes boot-

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You can't threaten me with a hug and not expect me to demand a follow through. Echo is absolutely the type of sibling who only gets touchy-feely when he knows it'll cause maximum annoyance.

In other news, I have a huge amount of respect for people who draw Clones on the regular because this exhausted me.

Bonus linework because I'm proud of it:

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Fives: Blood loss? I know where it is. It's on the floor back at the warehouse Kix: The blood is supposed to be inside you Echo: Mine's inside me Kix: You have internal bleeding. That's not good Jesse, concussed: But you said the blood is supposed to be on the inside Fives: You're impossible to please Kix: *exhausted sigh*

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Eggs: im allergic

Steak: medium/done

Milk: oat

Alcohol: anything with vodka or whiskey

Warm drink: Earl grey tea, hot chocolate

@caitxkitty @apple-pie-this @giadadraven

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watching atla for the first time

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Her.