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announcer one: once again karasuno beats all odds

announcer two: yes truly amazing how they pulled off that last set

announcer one: i was talking about how they're all gay but ok

#everyone is gay #haikyuu #hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #HAPPY PRIDE

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Oikawa at 8 pm: okay so today i'm gonna start my homework and go to sleep early

Iwaizumi, walking in three hours later: what are you doing?

Oikawa: *downloading pics of bi-pride frogs for his desktop background*

Oikawa: homework

#oikawa is bi icon #oikawa bi #bisexual #based on a true story #i am the true story #we don't deserve bi frogs #bi frog #iwaoi #iwaizumi x oikawa #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #pride #haikyuu headcanons #hq #haikyuu #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #oikawa incorrect quotes

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are automatic toilets out to get me? yes

#haikyuu memes #oikawa #oikawa tooru #hq #haikyuu #oikawa memes #oikawa running

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friendly or flirting friendly or flirting friendly or flirting help help help

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daichi: i don't understand.

daichi: for someone so smart how are your grades this bad?

kageyama: *incoherent mumbling*

daichi: huh?

kageyama: IM TOO GAY FOR STRAIGHT A'S OKAY??!!

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kageyama: tsukishima... are you gay

tsukishima: wow assuming my sexuality now are you?

kageyama: let me rephrase that

kageyama: i saw you kissing yamaguchi yesterday

#hip hip hoorgay #daichi #kageyama #kageyama tobio #tsukishima #haikyuu #tsukishima kei #tsukiyama #hq #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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my dumbass brain really being like hmm kageyama and yams= kageyama good ship name

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at this point i can only be convinced that american football isn't the boringest shit on the planet if someone makes a gay anime about it (hint hint please and thank you)

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tsukishima: penis

kageyama: penis

kageyama: hinata. your turn

hinata: okay *takes deep breath* p...p

yamaguchi: you can do it hinata!!

hinata: peeeni....

hinata: PENInSula!!!

hinata: ...

hinata: weenie

#he do be making sugamama proud #penis friday #hinata #hinata shoyo #hinata incorrect quotes #kageyama #kageyama tobio #tsukishima #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi #supportive yamaguchi #yamaguchi tadashi #karasuno #haiykuu!! #hq #haiykuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect hq quotes

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haikyuu karasuno bbys doing online school

kageyama doing the zoom "prove you're not a robot" security thing

CAPTCHA (for the fifteenth time): click on all the buses

kageyama: *clicks on boat*

CAPTCHA: try again you robot hoe

kageyama:

*breaks computer and is absent for rest of day*

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takeda-sensei: i want everyone to go into their assigned breakout rooms and work on their homework together

room 1 participants: asahi, noya, tanaka

noya: so... we gonna sneak into other peoples rooms and scream noot noot every time someone tries to speak?

tanaka: i like the way you think!

asahi: wait what?

Noya has left room 1

Tanaka has left room 1

asahi: guys?

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Suga: damnnnn daichi looking spicy today.

Suga: with that lighting mmmmmm

Takeda: suga... your mic is on

#cause of death: zoom #and daichi rhymes with spicy #look what takeda has to deal with #sensei appreciation week #suga #sugawara #hq sugawara #suga x daichi #kageyama #kageyama tobio #takeda #hq takeda #takeda sensei #asahi #noya #nishinoya #tanaka #tanaka ryuunosuke #haikyuu #hq #karasuno #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes

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oikawa, texting at 3am: iwa-channnnnn a b c d e f g _ _ j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z what's missing ;)

iwa: a b c d e f g h i j k l m _ _ p q r s t u v w x y z what's missing

oikawa: aww ur such a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p _ r s _ u v w x y z :p

iwa: a b c d e _ g h i j k l m n o p q r s t _ v w x y s what's missing

#the alphabet is hard #so is oikawa at 3am #iwaoi #iwa chan #oikawa #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq #haiykuu!! #haikyuu #iwaizumi x oikawa #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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NISHINOYA IS A HORSE GIRL CONFIRMED

#kagegiddyupa #kageyama is a hot horse #10/10 would ride #haiykuu edits #nishinoya #kageyama #kageyama tobio #hinata #hinata shoyo #haikyuu #hq #haikyuu cursed

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some small servings of tsukiyama headcanons!!

yamaguchi always calling in the most random times of day

like he doesn't know what it means to text

like tsukki's voice mail is full of "hi tsukki it's tadashi something really funny happened today call me when you can" but from 3 am

and most of their calls are yamaguchi talking and tsukki will be quiet, just happy to listen and hear his voice

yamaguchi wearing tsukki's sweatpants and literally tripping over the bottom hem

hinata: aren't those pants a little big for you?

yamaguchi: they're tsukki's!

hinata: oh forget i asked-

yamaguchi: he's 6 foot 3 btw in case you didn't know *beams* so tall 😍

hinata: you tell me this everyday...

#if it's not like tsukiyama i don't want it #tsukkiyama #tsukiyama #is it two ks or one help #i follow both so #tsukishima x yamaguchi #tsukishima #yamaguchi #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima kei #haiykuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #hq #hq headcanons #haikyuu fluff #i wanna write fluff

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aww but the thought of iwa-chan whacking oikawa with a hockey stick when he does something stupid warms my heart for some reason

Please enjoy Iwaizumi Hajime (27), Hockey Player because he’s been living in my head rent free all week

#not in a kinky way #just in a iwaoi way

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bokuto to akashi while cuddling: babe

akaashi: what?

bokuto: i just went from big spoon to big spork

akaashi: ??

bokuto: a horny spoon ;)

akaashi:

akaashi: there are at least fifty different ways you could have told me you want to have sex and you went with spork

#but it worked ;) #bokutalk dirty to me #bokuaka #haiykuu #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #akaashi #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hq incorrect quotes #akaashi keiji

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Teacher to hinata: hey aren't you a first year?

Daichi: it's take your kid to work day.

#daddy daichi #daichi #hinata #hinata shoyo #hq #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haiykuu #haiykuu!! #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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Tsuki, to hinata eating: fatass

Kageyama: at least he has an ass

hinata: (o_0)

yamaguchi: Tsuki does too have an ass!

hinata: (O~o)

#protect yamaguchi #we don't deserve him #tsukishima x yamaguchi #kageyama x hinata's ass #kageyama x hinata #kageyama #hinata #kagehina #tsukishima kei #tsukishima #yamaguchi is precious #yamaguchi tadashi #haikyu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hinata shoyo #karasuno #karasuno incorrect quotes

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Haiykuu! characters dancing headcanon

Asahi: head bobber

kageyama: awkward robot cringe lord smh, hinata took a video and he is now certified meme

kuroo: strangely seductive w/ lots of hips

suga: only knows tik tok dances and the macarena

tsuki: "i don't dance"

oikawa: pretends he's drunk and tries to twerk

#probably on iwa #oikawa tooru #kuroo being sexy #oikawa doing his best #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #headcanon #tsukishima kei #tsuki #asahi headcanons #kageyama #sugawara #suga #kuroo #kuroo tetsuro headcanons