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Biker Sehun🏍

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

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visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

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my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

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Aw, this is cute.

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is saying “horses” when you pass a field of horses a midwesterner thing or a whole ass national thing bc ive never been in a car when we passed a field and somebody has to just say Horses in a monotone voice and we all look and nodd and keep drivin

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The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

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Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

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To the big girls who hate how they look during sex

1. You’re sexy

2. Your pussy be banging

3. Titties on fleek

4. Ass be bootilicious

5. If you were ugly you wouldn’t be fucking

Get that orgasm girl.

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I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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