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nyt connections puzzles are all either A. easy as hell or B. will have the last two categories be like "colloquial names in the mining trade for the mineral 'galactonite'" and "common visual and thematic elements featured Ingmar Bergman's unreleased short films 'The Wages of Sin' and 'From Beyond the Mist', both of which were only screened once at a film festival in a small village 100 km north of Stockholm in 1957"

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lil wayne's 2020 song "piano trap" features the line "percocet got me vertical". which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can't escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours

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Every Taylor Swift song

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i'm doing my TMA relisten and i don't think anything bad will happen to my friend Jonathan this time around

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#no 💪💪

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#i wanna say coral bones or polite fiction

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Ireland is the only country in Europe

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#shawty wanna fuck (Taylor’s version)

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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

#caterpillars

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sound on

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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anyone else think about their guy and briefly understand what it feels like to be an anime girl

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Tumblr wants me to buy military equipment on temu