suitofarmxr

[suitofarmxr]

WOW it’s been a hot moment since i logged into here. hi!

if any of you want to find me after my probably year long at this point disappearance from tumblr rp, you can find me on @eternxlsprite ! although, who knows, maybe now that i’ve found a way back into this blog, i’ll be over here again. 

#ooc; i don't wanna join your super secret boyband

[suitofarmxr]

Baby rp Starters

"Guess what? We're having a baby!"

"Do I look fat to you?"

"I'm what?"

"I went to the doctor today."

"You know how I've been getting kinda sick recently? Well, turns out, I'm not actually sick..."

"I feel so helpless like this. I don't like it."

"How's the baby?"

"How are you feeling? I know pregnancy can be tough..."

"Need some help? Here, don't get up. I'll get it for you. Wouldn't want you to over exert yourself."

"I saw you leaving this morning, and a little birdy told me you went to the doctor. Care to explain?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're more... round than you used to be."

"You're going to be a mother?"

"It's going to be a girl."

"It's going to be a boy."

"Aren't you excited? There's gonna be a baby!"

"Guess what? You're going to be a father."

"I'm not ready for a baby. I... I can't have a baby."

#memes; what are you hassling us for?

[suitofarmxr]

i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what

#i just turned 23!!

[suitofarmxr]

fun fact to remember: 

my tony still has his arc reactor installed to survive. the arc reactor plating runs so deep and far that it has reduced his lung capacity from the human average of 70% to 48% meaning he often struggles to breathe and suffers from constant chest pain.

#headcanons; it's got a nice ring to it though not technically accurate

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Bar/tending AUs

aka “everything’s going real right or real wrong”

Where at least one works there:

“You’ve been giving me glances for the past fifteen minutes– do you want me to help you with the person hitting on you?”

“I’m sorry we don’t have your choice beer, but it’s actually to your benefit since that brand isn’t even good.”

“You’ve definitely passed your limit, so I’m cutting you off.”

“You walked in here five minutes before closing, and I was gonna be annoyed by that but you look like you’re about to cry so it’s fine.”

“I don’t know what places you’ve been too, but body shots on the bar aren’t allowed here; it’s like really unsanitary.”

“I know you’re a customer, but can you pretend we’re dating because that other customer is trying way too hard to get somewhere with me.”

“Did you actually bring McDonalds in here to eat with your drinks?”

“Yeah, so stripping doesn’t mean I’m giving you free drinks.”

“I know we’re friends, but my manager takes it out of my pay when I give you free stuff.”

“I would be the only one tending the night my ex walks in with their boy/girlfriend.”

“You keep dropping all your drinks, maybe you should just bus tables.”

“If I get more tips than you tonight we’re going on that date you always promise me.”

“Hey, let’s trade customers; yours is really attractive.”

“Wanna help me get that big guy off the table before we get sued?”

“I’m not flirting with them, I’m just being nice so I can get good tips.”

“Stop wiggling around! I’m getting you down from there so you don’t break a bone!”

“Great, now the nuts are everywhere.”

“Isn’t this bar a bit too run down for someone like you?”

“We’d better not get caught or my boss is going to fire me.”

“I’m training you to be a bartender, but I think you’re more suited to DJ.”

“I’m training you to be a bartender, but you’re so clumsy, but really cute so I don’t want to tell you it’s not working out.”

“I’m the best at making elaborate drinks here, and I’m really trying to impress you, but all you order is basic beer, what the hell.”

“You always end up with more tips than me, what is your secret?”

“No, I’ll clean up the broken glass, it would be dangerous since you don’t have glove-DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?  STOP.”

“This is a bar.  We don’t serve pancakes.”

Where you’re both customers:

“It’s really crowded in here, don’t let go of my hand.”

“I get we ordered the same drink, but I’ve been sitting here for ten minutes, so I’m pretty sure this one is mine, not yours.”

“Honestly, before you spilt the nuts everywhere you looked really hard to approach.”

“We’re not going to find dates if you keep hovering over me like this.”

“You like that brand? Everyone always teases me for getting it.”

“Do me a favor and pretend like you’re flirting with me to piss of my ex.”

“How’d we both end up in the same bar in the middle of the night?”

“I cannot keep my balance in these shoes and the drinks aren’t helping.”

“I’m only here because my neighbors were too loud, and I need to study– what’s the wifi password?”

“Your face is so red; it’s from the beer, right?”

“I don’t know who’s birthday it is, but they’re too drunk to notice us stealing some cake, right?”

“I don’t think I’d like to meet a potential boyfriend/girlfriend in a gritty bar past midnight.”

“I noticed you searching through your wallet, and almost crying about something, so how about I buy you the drink to make your day a little less stressful?”

“We came to get wasted and you’re drinking hard lemonade?”

“You’re the designated driver for once since I never get to have fun.”

“I had no where else to go, okay?”

“Not that I want to corrupt you or anything, but I’ve never seen you get drunk.”

“I think four nights in a row at this place is the beginning of a bad habit.”

“You’re acting drunk, but really I’ve just been buying us the fake beer.”

“I feel like a balcony and a bar is a bad combination.”

“The bartender gave you a free drink, but not me…”

“We’re doing the karaoke, come on!”

“I’m kind of pissed they all keep trying to buy you a drink.”

“Look, I’m single now– we’re getting shitfaced.”

“Remember not to get drunk and kiss me like last time.”

Send a sentence and a name xx

#memes; what are you hassling us for?

[suitofarmxr]

ah fuck it.

like this and i’ll come into your dm’s and we’ll talk/plot or whatever about tony and your muse and babies

[suitofarmxr]

They arrived in a flash of light, followed by a this as they fell in a heap. "Stop it, Fenny, I'm fine." The little girl batted her good hand at the snout of the wolf as he snuffed at her. "Shh. I'm up, look." She struggled to her feet, turned, noticed Tony and froze.

@lokitheliesmith | random starter + kids omg

                           tony had been on his way across the city to get to dairy queen. no, it wasn’t for himself. TONY doesn’t eat dairy queen. his daughter morgan, however? she eats a lot of dairy queen. and tony spoils her rotten so what was he really to do? when his princess requires ice-cream then he shall retrieve the ice-cream. 

he doesn’t expect to find some sort of miracle to befall him in the street. perhaps others would have turned and ran. however, this sort of thing was happening far too often in his usual life that he quite honestly it didn’t receive much more than a slightly raised eyebrow. 

“don’t be AFRAID.” tony says gently, hands out before him to show he was no threat. “are you okay, kiddo?”

[suitofarmxr]

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀʙʏ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ!

      PREGNANCY -

❝ We’re going to be parents! ❞ ❝ Did you feel him/her/them kick!? ❞ ❝ Do you want to feel the baby? ❞ ❝ I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. ❞ ❝ Do you think I’ll make a good mother/father? ❞ ❝ What are you hoping for? ❞ ❝ I feel so nauseous today… ❞ ❝ What should we name him/her/them? ❞ ❝ How many diapers do you think we’ll need? ❞ ❝ You’re crying over a puppy? ❞ ❝ Is just strawberry okay? They didn’t have strawberries and cream. ❞ ❝ I’ve read this book four times I’m basically an expert by now. ❞ ❝ Boy or girl? ❞ ❝ Wait, do we have everything on this list I found? ❞ ❝ Can you put the crib together? I’m so tired. ❞ ❝ This kid can come out anytime it’s ready. ❞       ❝ You’re glowing. ❞ ❝ How far along are you? ❞ ❝ Please don’t freak out…but I’m pregnant. I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT. ❞ ❝ Hospital. Now! ❞ ❝ I think that was a contraction… ❞ ❝ The due date’s not until next week! ❞

     NEW BABY -

❝ S/He’s your kid before five in the morning. ❞ ❝ We need to go on a diaper run again. ❞ ❝ We’re out of formula–where’s the other can!? ❞ ❝ Ugh, s/he spit up on my good shirt! ❞ ❝ S/he won’t stop crying, I don’t know what to do. ❞         ❝ Please take him/her, I’m going to go crazy with the screaming. ❞ ❝ Is it even possible for a baby to scream so much!? ❞ ❝ Should they be breathing like that? ❞ ❝ I need to go check on the baby. ❞     ❝ If you never put him/her down you’ll spoil him/her. ❞ ❝ Daddy/Mommy’s little girl/boy! ❞ ❝ Good morning, little spawn of Satan! ❞ ❝ Shhh, they’re finally asleep.  ❞     ❝ Dammit, I just got them to sleep! ❞ ❝ Be careful, s/he’s a hair puller…. ❞ ❝ Where’s the pacifier!? ❞ ❝ I can’t find his/her blanket, please help me. ❞     ❝ I’ve been up since four this morning, it’s your turn. ❞ ❝ I found you and the baby sleeping in the recliner at six am and it was so precious. ❞ ❝ Stroller, diaper bag, playpen, blanket, bottles, what else do we need before we go to your parents? ❞ ❝ A babysitter!? Are you insane!? ❞     ❝ You’re going to spoil them. ❞     ❝ We can’t go out with the baby, that’s just asking for trouble. ❞ ❝ Baby’s awake… ❞ ❝ S/he’s so precious…. ❞ ❝ This is our son/daughter…. ❞ ❝ We make damn beautiful babies. ❞ ❝ Look at his/her little feet… ❞ ❝ S/he has your eyes. ❞ ❝ Do not dress him/her in that! ❞     ❝ Be careful with him/her! ❞ ❝ Did you remember to pack his/her toy? ❞ ❝ His/her first tooth came in today. Already bit me.❞ ❝ Did you hear that? That was a cough.❞           

        CHILDREN -

❝ The kids won’t stop fighting. ❞ ❝ We should have another. ❞ ❝ Stop giving them dessert before dinner! ❞ ❝ You’re going to spoil them rotten… ❞ ❝ You need to learn not to fall for the puppy dog eyes.  ❞ ❝ I just love them so much!? ❞     ❝ How are we going to break the news to them that they’re getting a brother/sister? ❞ ❝ Their screaming woke the baby… ❞     ❝ I’m a horrible mother/father… ❞ ❝ How can you make the baby hush and I can’t? ❞ ❝ Was that a word!? ❞ ❝ His/her first word better not be a damn cuss word! ❞     ❝ You look exhausted. ❞ ❝ First steps! First steps! ❞ ❝ Watch, s/he can roll over now! ❞ ❝ I don’t want anyone else watching our baby/children. ❞     ❝ They totally wanted to build the pillow fort, not me. ❞ ❝ Can you manage dropping them off? ❞ ❝ Damn terrible twos, right? ❞ ❝ How did they outgrow their clothes so fast!? ❞    ❝ I think we make damn good parents. ❞ ❝ Why are both you and the baby crying? ❞ ❝ Here, I’ll watch him/her, you go relax. ❞ ❝ I haven’t been able to put her/him down all morning/day/night. ❞     ❝ S/he doesn’t want me, s/he wants you! ❞ ❝ S/he just ran into the coffee table, don’t worry. ❞ ❝ Stop fighting with me in front of the kid/s! ❞ ❝ We shouldn’t have dressed the twins in matching outfits… ❞     ❝ Can I hold him/her? ❞ ❝ S/he has separation anxiety because you never put them down! ❞ ❝ My mother always hoped my kids would end up like me…I’m so sorry. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t let them do ____, so they started crying. ❞   ❝ Oh, s/he’s just a little angel! ❞ ❝ Hello, little one! ❞ ❝ I can babysit if you’d like. ❞ ❝ Guess who broke your favorite ____. ❞   ❝ Finally got him/her/them to sleep. ❞ ❝ It’s your turn to put him/her/them to bed. ❞ ❝ I hate bath time. ❞ ❝ Can you help me with the kids for five goddamn minutes!? ❞   ❝ I think ____ is jealous of the baby. ❞ ❝ ___ just hit ___, can you do something!? ❞ ❝ Is locking kids in the basement against the law!? ❞ ❝ They’re cute when they’re quiet. ❞ ❝ Maybe taking them to the park will let out all their energy. ❞ ❝ _____ colored on the walls today… ❞ ❝ Look at the mess they made again… ❞                            

#memes; what are you hassling us for?

[suitofarmxr]

these bitches really get it huh

#self; i am iron man #musings; what if somebody had died? #tony and his whole damn journey #and exactly what he did with himself #and how he now thinks #i'm emotional

[suitofarmxr]

benevolentgodloki:

It’s strange feeling so content. So often there’s the buzz in his skull, the song in his blood that tells the restless god he needs to keep active and entertained or at least to occupy himself with an obsession. It will surely return but these precious moments allow Loki to rest like never before.

He opens his eyes halfway when Tony speaks his petname. His breath halts halfway in at the question. He grows tense, but it isn’t with fear. The words come as a surprise, though a topic he has considered more than once in recent months.

Loki looks up at Stark, his expression showing a rare honesty. “Your people’s stories about me aside, I have thought on it. I had intended to ask you if it was something you wanted from life.”

                         the way tony’s heart lifts just a little at the confirmation that perhaps the two lovers were on the SAME PAGE is there. tony has always been terrified of having children, terrified that he may become his father if he were not careful. but recently he’s thought upon it and perhaps that anxiety was something he was willing to take on. 

“well, there’s always adoption or... surrogacy.” tony shrugs a little, returning to staring at the ceiling. he continues to draw circles on loki’s stomach as he goes. “and you have to PROMISE not to let me turn into my own father but i don’t see why we couldn’t give it a go, hm?”

#benevolentgodloki #ic; that's the thing about smart guys we cover our asses #tony has no clue about loki being able to carry lmao

[suitofarmxr]

ah fuck it.

like this and i’ll come into your dm’s and we’ll talk/plot or whatever about tony and your muse and babies

#i'm relentless

[suitofarmxr]

ah fuck it.

like this and i’ll come into your dm’s and we’ll talk/plot or whatever about tony and your muse and babies

#this will be reblogged many times #i am weak

[suitofarmxr]

ah fuck it.

like this and i’ll come into your dm’s and we’ll talk/plot or whatever about tony and your muse and babies

#plotting call; there's a first time for everything

[suitofarmxr]

@benevolentgodloki​ | tony and loki are gonna have a baby

                          there’s a silence that’s hung over the master bedroom for a while now. not an awkward silence by any means. comfortable, for certain. tony has been staring at the ceiling, loki rest on his chest. for once, thoughts in tony’s brain are not going two hundred miles an hour but a cool average that any THERAPIST would be proud of. 

every breath he takes lifts the god up and down with his lungs and he can’t help but smile as he watches. wandering fingers are trailing over loki’s stomach, pushing up the shirt that had been worn to draw simple circles over soft skin there. the other arm tucked beneath his head for support.

“lokes...” tony says, breaking that lengthy quiet with his voice. “have you ever thought about having kids?” he questions, shifting his head so he can peer down at his beloved resting on top of him.

#benevolentgodloki #ic; that's the thing about smart guys we cover our asses

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"Morgan said her first word today and I would just like the entirety of this whole place to know that the baby's first word was Sammy. So. Suck it."

@storiedheroes | random starters 

                         “coming on a little strong there, buddy.”

tony starts with a raised eyebrow. it’s not a surprise morgan spoke sammy’s name first. with the amount of time they spend around each other, it was inevitable. “you might upset pepper with that attitude.” he reminds, moving over to him.

“i’m glad for you though, kid. she LOVES you.”

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"I am not on a birth control." 😎

@pepperpxtts | pregnancy starters - ACCEPTING

                         “you’re--- hmm? you’re not what now?”

tony blinks a little, trying not take that information in. no birth control meant... babies. it generally meant BABIES. is this pepper telling him that they should try for babies? well, quite obviously it is, isn’t it. that kind of comes with the context. 

                                                                                                                   “huh...”

he’ll come around pepper, just give him a moment. 

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pregnancy sentence starters.

“ i’m pregnant. ” “ i’m pregnant and it’s yours. ” “ why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant. ” “ are you pregnant? ” “ i need to tell you something. ” “ i have money for abortion. ” “ how much is an abortion? ” “ maybe we can put it up for adoption? ” “ i didn’t ask for this to happen. ” “ what are we going to do? ” “ i think i’m pregnant. ” “ didn’t you use a condom? ” “ i’m not on birth control. ” “ it’s definitely yours, i’m not like that. ” “ i don’t know who’s it is! ” “ are you really pregnant? ” “ congratulations on your pregnancy! ” “ how far long are you? ” “ it’s too late for abortion, i’m sorry. ” “ so who is the babydaddy? ” “ how does it feel to you know be pregnant and all? ” “ are you going to keep it? ” “ do you want to keep it? ” “ did you tell anyone else about it? ” “ we can raise it. ” “ we can keep it. ” “ i am not going through with this. ” “ what are the options? ” “ what did the pregnancy test come back as? ” “ i need a pregnancy test. ” “ i took a test. a pregnancy test. ” “ did you get the test yet? ” “ get more than one test, too. ” “ it is yours! just as much as it is mine! ” “ i’m pregnant and your going to help me. ” “ i don’t want to tell anyone until i’m twelve weeks. past the risk for miscarriage. ” “ i’m so sorry this happened. ” “ this pregnancy is going to kill me. ” “ i’m ready to give birth already. ” “ how much does a pregnancy test cost? ” “ can you still get pregnant on the pill? ”

#memes; what are you hassling us for? #babies...