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Heard in Mondstadt (#40)

Fischl: Thy mother is so obtuse, she postulates that Barbatos is a hilichurl!

Bennett: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a mom!

Fischl: Fine! Thy father is so—

Bennett: Which one??

Fischl: Why art thou immune to all my parental witticisms!?!

#this feels like something they’d do #genshin impact

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Genshin Men as (bad) pick-up lines

(For or about them)

A/N: Just for funsies between writing :D

Albedo

I was already wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

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Ayato

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

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Childe

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

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Diluc

“So… you come here often?”

“Y/N, I work here.”

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Itto

Are you http because without you I’m ://

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Heizou

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Kaeya

„Excuse me, were you talking to me?“

„No?”

“Well then, please start.”

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Tighnari

You look so familiar – didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Thoma

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

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Venti

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

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Zhongli

*Turns on lamp for reading*

„You might as well call me that lamp.“

„Why…“

„Because you turn me on“

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Masterlist

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Try it, I got Needs A Hug

So I finally made a uquiz to see how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.

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Xisuma: Start a server, they said.

Impulse, from a distance: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Scar: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Grian: You mean a WATER BUCKET?!

Pearl: *SCREAMS*

*Distant explosions*

Xisuma: It'll be fun, they said.

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apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

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#splatoon #splatoon 3 #big man

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US Weekly No.1: Time to Look at More Assholes

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And that one hermit’s probably grian

me trying to find alignment charts that don’t include the words ‘arson’ ‘tax evasion’ or ‘feral’

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mr. tek on the chart twice?! ‘tis a rare occurrence!

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doc is 100% the guy that would pretend to not be scared but is genuinely terrified

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etho’s shopping addiction is a disease (endearing)

hey. guys. please stop telling me that bdubs is a) 5’10 and b) not proud of being short 😞😞 i do apologise for my actions and will think about them in the future. every reblog sends a bullet through my heart 💔😞 these r my tru tru feelings and apologies 🤓🤓🦾🦾

#plates crashing in background #that was a joke #anyways #i forget that Grian’s older than Mumbo sometimes #and by sometimes I mean all the time #hermitcraft

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i posted this on the wrong account AGAIN. deep breaths. very angry. want to smash something.

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trying to think of a caption but the only word going through my mind right now is ‘yeehaw’

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me when i’m a silly billy and almost doxx myself online ❤️‍🔥