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Title: A Court of Burns and Truth

Rating: E

Relationships: Eris x Male OC, Mor x Emerie, Azriel x Gwyn, Lucien x Elain

Tags: Bisexual Eris Vanserra, Mates, Forbidden Romance, Arranged Marriage, Courtly Intrigue, Espionage

Summary:

Eris finds his mate during a one night stand — with a male. His father would sooner kill his mate, then accept his son is queer. So Eris flees into the night. But he won’t be able to escape his mate that easily. Not when Beron unknowingly betrothes him to his mate’s sister.

An Eris x Male OC fic with side dishes of Emorie teaching Illyrian females the way of the Valkyries, Gwynriel spy training where Gwyn infiltrates the Forest House, and Elucien taking trips to the human lands and the Day Court as they figure who they are and what they mean to each other.

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Here are picrews I made of Eris’ mate Raphael, and Raphael’s sister Isadora

#eris vanserra #acotar #acosf #elucien #gwynriel #emorie #bisexual eris vanserra #lucien vanserra #elain archeron #gwyn berdara #nesta archeron #azriel #mor #feyre #rhysand #cassian #beron vanserra #autumn court

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The citizens of Adralan trying to figure out who King Dorian is dating

Is it Queen Manon? Lord Chaol? Queen Aelin? Ambassador Fenrys? Who knows? Not them

#tog #throne of glass #dorian havilliard #manon blackbeak #chaol westfall #aelin ashryver galathynius #fenrys moonbeam #memes #I love manorian but would they marry? #they have separate kingdoms to run #chaol and dorian were pretty fruity #chaorene & dorian threesome?? #also dorian did comment on how handsome fenrys is #and he’s so right #let our kinky king have some fun

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For the lightsinger/siren Gwyn theory what if not only could she do hypnotic singing but also use a scream as a weapon like Black Canary

#gwyn berdara #acotar #acosf #lightsinger #lightsinger gwyn berdara #siren gwyn berdara #theory #btw I don’t think Gwyn is evil #I think she just has some cool powers #she’s only part lightsinger/siren #because of grandma #gwyn with a canary cry would be dope af

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Would anyone be interested in a discord server centered on Eris?

#eris vanserra #acotar #acomaf #acowar #acosf #discord server

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Eris is the embodiment of I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs

#eris vanserra #neris #acotar #acowar #acosf #acomaf

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Eris puts the Bi in Bitch

#eris vanserra #acotar #acowar #acosf #bisexual eris vanserra #bi eris vanserra #bisexuality #fr tho he’s such a bitch #and I love him for it

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Where are my bi Eris truthers at? I need to find my people

#eris vanserra #acotar #acosf #acowar #autumn court #gay eris vanserra #bisexual eris vanserra

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#hazbin hotel #I know there are more songs #but tumblr only allows 12 items in a poll #my fav is you didnt know

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Hephaestus looks like steampunk santa and I’m living for it

#pjo #percy jackson #pjo tv show #hephaestus #greek mythology

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Nessian Daughter

What if Cassian and Nesta adopt an orphaned Illyrian child. I think Cassian adopting would be very fitting considering his childhood.

The girl they adopt was born on a blood moon, and came out with red hair, red eyes, and red wings, alongside moon pale skin. Her mother named her Scarlet for her unique coloring, Illyrians are superstitious types so they’d believe the girl was cursed. Especially when a few years later her mother contracts an illness and died. Because of this belief, they refuse to let her into the orphanages the High Lord and Lady had built.

Nesta is well known as a witch to the Illyrians, and still has some unknown kernel of power from the Cauldron, so she’d likely feel connected to Scarlet. Both of them hated and feared by others.

So the two of them decide to adopt her as their own. The poor girl thinks she’s cursed after everything she’s overheard from other Illyrians, males and females alike. But after loving care from her new parents, she slowly becomes a happy child, blessed instead of cursed.

#nessian #acotar #acosf #acomaf #acowar #nesta archeron #cassian #sjm #sarah j maas #oc #fankid #nessian daughter #next generation #found family #cassian is a girl dad #and you can’t change my mind

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#christmas #xmas #poll #home alone #it’s a wonderful life #miracle on 34th street #grinch #polar express #christmas carol #elf #nightmare before christmas #die hard #rudolf #klaus #national lampoon’s christmas vacation

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I think Lance hates the cold, not just because he has a lot of dragon and flying types, but because of ✨trauma✨

Like maybe he ended up falling through the cave floor of the ice path and nearly froze to death

I also think it’d be funny if someone asked Lance why he hates the cold so much and he just pulls off his two fake fingers and says cause I got frostbite and everyone loses it

#pokemon #lance #champion lance #johto #frostbite #prosthetics #lance hates the cold and you can’t change my mind #silver regularly steals his middle finger #my uncle actually lost parts of his fingers #he told us it was because he used to pick his boogers #but it was actually because they got caught in something

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Ethan, pointing: That’s the jug of milk my dad went to get then never came back

Silver: My dad did the same thing. Do you think they shop at the same store?

Lyra: 🫢

#rival silver #trainer ethan #trainer lyra #pokemon #pokemon hgss #ethan #silver #lyra #hgss #giovanni #I love the idea of silver and ethan bonding over their deadbeat dads

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I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.

#champion lance #rival silver #dad lance #pokemon #trainer silver #pokemon hgss #pokemon gsc #johto #hgss #silver #lance #Silver looks nothing like Giovanni #and its so funny #Ariana’s genes were stronger #As they should be #Giovanni is straight up weak sauce #Silver is probs hella grateful he looks so different lol

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What if Lance has an Altaria that’s trained as a service Pokemon to calm people down and comfort them. You just sink into the soft fluff and are sung a soothing lullaby. Having a panic attack? It’s hug Altaria time. Altaria cuddles are the cure to depression.

Altaria is constantly snitching on Silver because she can sense when he’s feeling distressed and will stick to him like glue. And Silver has no idea why this Pokemon is nuzzling up to him. Or why Lance is asking him how he’s doing when he told him a million times that he’s fine

Lance doesn’t tell Silver about Altaria being a trained service Pokemon because he knows Silver would get defensive about it. He’d think of it was a sign of “weakness”. So Lance just says Altaria must really like Silver.

Until one day Clair accidentally spills the beans. With the tact of a sledge hammer. She sees Altaria sticking to his side all the time and is like “jeez kid how fucked up are you?” and Silver won’t let her leave until she explains lol. And Lance is like gdi Clair

Silver was secretly touched Altaria liked him so much. Until he found out the real reason why she stuck by him was because she could tell he was stressed tf out. And his feelings are hurt (but he’ll never admit it)

“I’m not upset about it” Silver says as Altaria is still trying to cuddle him despite him pushing her away. “It’s just her doing what Lance trained her to do, she doesn’t actually like me”

But Altaria actually does grow fond of Silver outside her “job”. He’s her baby chick. Eventually Silver will allow the Altaria cuddles, and even seek her out when he’s feeling anxious. Lance gets very emotional when he finds both of them snuggled up together and snoring on the couch and sends a million pictures to Clair and the Elite 4.

#altaria #pokemon #champion lance #rival silver #dad lance #gym leader clair #service pokemon #support pokemon #hgss #pokemon hgss #clair #silver #lance #johto #pokemon gsc

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I need Lance and Koga to be cringe fail dads of teenagers together

Lance with recently adopted and slightly bitey Silver and Koga with Janine whose dating now

#pokemon #hgss #pokemon hgss #rival silver #dad lance #champion lance #elite 4 koga #gym leader janine #move out the way batman I have a new found family to obsess over #dad lance and silver supremacy #this is not in a shippy way with lance and koga btw #its just about them both being dads

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I like to think the Waynes just make shit up to fuck with the press. 1) because it’s funny. 2) because it’s their way of getting some narrative control back.

It’s better for them to come up with a story they think are funny, then to leave it to the tabloids where they could possibly come up with something that would hurt their feelings. Because tabloids are always gonna print stuff about them. Whether they’re nice and boring or causing scandals. Tabloids want an interesting story and will make one up if the Waynes don’t give them the stuff they need to get readership.

So the family has a competition of what ridiculous shit they can get people to believe. Tim and Cass have half of Gotham believing they’re twins separated at birth. Damian says he has a pet tiger and the zoo has been called several times about it. Dick makes people think he has a collection of itasha cars. Duke asked for McDonalds and Bruce tried to buy the whole company. Etc.

#batfam #dc #dcu #wayne family #batman #tim drake #cassandra cain #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne #duke thomas #headcanons