So many notes ppl confused by corn wielding Colima dog wait until you see the dancing figures…..blow your mind. Teach you true love
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diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!
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All old man wizards with the long beards are trans in the coolest way possible
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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
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Evil biology facts that fill me with Fear :)
hey, I heard y’all like evil biology facts like knowledge about horse blood types.
well! today I was researching alternative biochemistries extraterrestrial life could use and. man. I think Earth life is fucked up enough for me thanks
biological dark matter. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD HAS DNA IN IT FROM NO KNOWN SOURCE. YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT COME BACK HERE
One specific cave that has been sealed for 5.5 million years and has developed an ecosystem completely dependent on chemosynthetic bacteria.
Was anybody going to tell me that bacteria have decided iron is yummy and are eating the Titanic, or was I supposed to just read that myself
Terrible Berry (yes, that’s what the genus name means). This whole thing is so fucked up. These scientists were testing whether radiation could be used to kill pathogens in food, so they dosed a tin of meat with enough radiation to kill any known living organism (as one does) but guess what, it still fucking spoiled because of THIS BASTARD FUCKER.
(seriously, why is it like this? WHY has a bacterium evolved to chill in radioactive waste like it’s a soothing Jacuzzi tub? What does it know that we don’t know?)
(ANSWERS. I WANT ANSWERS, YOU CHERNOBYL ASS BITCH.)
Cursed worm, which has no mouth or digestive system and depends entirely on five (5) different species of bacteria, which consume hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen monoxide, and carbon monoxide, for food. How do you, a worm, even...figure out how to do...all that?
Bone worms. At least they like their bones already dead. I still could have gone without knowing this was a thing.
“Oh, parasitic plant, that sounds c—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING”
I am like half convinced this is made up. Seriously, bacteria grow their own electrical wires and we just let them?
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I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
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your reminder that the “psychotic-disordered person is actually just able to see all the magic portals and has powers!” trope is not only overused but can also actively harm ppl w delusions especially
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His master plan
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POV you’re a radical leftist freedom fighter that the narrative has chosen to turn into a terrorist so the protagonist can learn the horrors of radicalism and choose moderate reform instead
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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
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Pretty vampire lady tall
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Let’s go to a place where everything is made of blocks.
Where the only limit is your imagination.
Let’s go wherever you want to go;
Climb the tallest mountains, venture down to the darkest caves,
Build anything you want, day or night, rain or shine,
Because this is the most significant sandbox you’ll ever set foot in.
No one can tell you what you can or cannot do.
With no rules to follow, this adventure is up to you.
Minecraft // May 17th, 2009
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Please remember that diagnosis is a privilege and that self-diagnosis might be some people's only option.
I didn't get formally diagnosed with ADHD until I was 22. I didn't get formally diagnosed autistic until I was 23. Does that mean that, before then, I was a perfect little neurotypical? NO. People who say "self-diagnosis is harmful/isn't valid" can literally FUCK OFF.
Financial issues aside, that was another reason I put off pursuing a diagnosis for so long... people spreading that rhetoric had me doubting myself and it put me through a LOT of pain. I spent a year torturing myself about whether or not I could possibly be autistic and whether or not I had the right to scour through the tags looking for help, or relate to content I found, and every time I saw someone saying that "self-dx is bad, ackchually" the hole got deeper. And I know for a damn fact I'm not the only one this has happened to.
You are actively harming people when you say those things. Stop.
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my bf and I have the same fucking brain
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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
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