I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
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hey idk who needed to hear this but. being able to push yourself to function through pain does not, in fact, make you able bodied
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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
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tbh one of the things i low-key like best about knives out and glass onion is that daniel craig seems to be having the time of his life? like, he seems to be totally loving it as he plays the bizarre crime-solver with the deep southern accent, like, he is living his best life as hercule poirot meets foghorn leghorn, and it is so much fun to watch
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My most problematic trait is that despite my blustering about virginity as a patriarchal construct that society places way too much emphasis on in a way that harms just about everybody, I think "turbo-virgin" is the world's funniest insult
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My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one
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you look like a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up
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any cat owner already knew this
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i love 3D glaphics don't get me wrong but it pisses me off that 3D is the AAA standard now, i wish bigger studios were still making more big budget 2D games and shit. shoutout to indie devs for keeping the beauty of it all alive lol
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