I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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distressing things to say to your friends
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I’m filling up my queue and came across this
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so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better
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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
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A woman has two admirers.
One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: “Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?”
To which the deaf guy responds: “WHAT?”
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girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
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