i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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corvosider + 2? no pref in who's kissing who
the Outsider and his favourite
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texts from the airport
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you’re in the void with a beautiful boy…… and he won’t tell you that he loves you
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now its time to bring the haterism
if you think multiple are bad vote for the one you hate the most <3
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had to turn, lay down your sting of disease
phase you out, should’ve seen this coming
go on confusing this soul
hold my breath till you rupture
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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever watched your coworker murder all your workplace bullies in cold blood and then take you out to eat, call you his good boy, dress you up in his clothes, all in a desperate attempt to solve your debilitating mental problems??
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never seen someone manage to utterly convey the 🧍emoji stance as well as randy from the passenger 2023
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
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Outta gas
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