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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement
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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses
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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative
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baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek
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sunshine-bravado · 1 day
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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions
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sunshine-bravado · 8 days
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Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.
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sunshine-bravado · 8 days
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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sunshine-bravado · 8 days
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my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations
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sunshine-bravado · 8 days
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as soon as I'm done watching a movie
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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real life society: we need to ban tiktok because china is evil
my ideal society: new species of deer was just discovered in Peru. it is shown on all news channels and the entire population spends the day discussing & reflecting on life's diversity, people are let off work early
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you’ll be waiting a while but just you wait
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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let us NEVER forget
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
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sunshine-bravado · 9 days
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a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids
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