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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Sunghoon: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
heeseung: Forty five seconds?!?
Sunghoon: No! I said four TO five seconds.
heeseung, hugging Sunghoon: Too late.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Jay: You believe me?
Heeseung: Jay, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Sunghoon: *speaking Spanish*
Jake: I know, I know.
Riki: You speak Spanish?
Jake: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Sunghoon speaks.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Seonghwa: You're violent.
Hongjoong: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Sunghoon: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Riki: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Jake: I’ve only had Riki for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Jake: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Jungwon: Anyone d-
Jake: Depressed?
Jay: Drained?
Sunoo: Dumb?
Sunghoon: Disliked?
Jungwon: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Riki: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Sunghoon: Can you cut me some slack, Jake? I’m sort of in love.
Jake: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Sunghoon: I’m in love with you.
Jake: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 9 days ago
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Jake: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Riki.
Sunghoon, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Jake: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Sunghoon: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Jake: You wanted fake blood?
Sunghoon:
Jake: I’ll go call Riki.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 10 days ago
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Yeonjun: You love me, right, Soobin?
Soobin: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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At lunch
Taeyoung: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Serim’*
Seongmin: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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Kun: Care to explain to me why we’re driving to court right now?
YangYang: Do I have to?
Kun: What do you think
YangYang: No?
Kun: Guess again.
YangYang: Fine. So basically I set this guy’s car on fire— WHY DID YOU SWERVE?!
Kun: YOU SET SOMEONE’S CAR ON FIRE?!
YangYang: I HAVE A REASON!
Kun: UM—EXPLAIN PLEASE
YangYang: So I was walking by his car right? He had words on his car that said “Fire For Hire” on it. I told myself “Oh YangYang, Kun’s always getting onto you about getting a job—now’s the best time!”
YangYang: So I did what any person would and set his car on fire. Turns out, setting his car on fire did not get me hired. It just got me a court sentence
Kun: I’m disowning you
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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Jake: Heeseung is playing hard to get.
Jake: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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Heeseung: Rules are made to be broken.
Jay: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jake: Uh, piñatas.
Sunghoon: Glow sticks.
Sunoo: Karate boards.
Riki: Eggs.
Jungwon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Heeseung: Rules.
Jay:
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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Heeseung: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Riki: Okay, but what is updog?
Jake: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Sunghoon: No no, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Sunoo: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Jay: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Heeseung: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Jungwon: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Jake: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Riki: What’s a henway??
Heeseung: Oh, about five pounds.
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sunshines-and-sannie · 16 days ago
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Teaching a class while sipping on coffee
Ten: All I want to tell you is school’s not important
Ten: Be whatever you wanna be
Ten: If you wanna be a dog—ROOF—yknow?
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sunshines-and-sannie · 21 days ago
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Serim: Seongmin , what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Seongmin : I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Serim: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Jungmo .
Seongmin : Wait- Hyung, no-
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sunshines-and-sannie · 21 days ago
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Woobin : *cooking*
Allen : *kicks down door*
Allen : *grabs knife from Woobin 's hand*
Allen : WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Woobin :
Woobin : What.
Minhee: He’s trying to tell you he wants to cook.
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