i would survive a horror movie
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i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look
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Trick question: Europe is ugly.
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Big dick is back in town.
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All of you need to shut the hell up and go brush your damn teeth.
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seereclipse replied to your post: I just came online to bully Alina. See you later,...
i can’t stand you
You better sit your flat ass down in a chair, then.
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I just came online to bully Alina. See you later, suckers!
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I got one.
cheese is really good..
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You can control white people by giving them cheese
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Only logged on to reblog that. Later losers, I'm going back to living my life.
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I can’t believe my mom grounded @2bombz. That’s not even her kid... is it?
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone deserves the right to free healthcare and @seereclipse absolutely crushes #yeah..
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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #religion twice a day.
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i feel like your feet would be dissapointing
You’re a disappointment to everyone you know, but you seem to be doing well anyway.
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what are you doing for valentine's day?
Waiting for discount chocolate like the wisest of people.
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Everyone is dating left and right so that means I need to get on this cash cow and find a boyfriend for Valentine’s Day.
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you: shit where did the dead skin on my feet go? me, under the bed: munch munch
I really hate.... all of you so much, please die.
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