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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

#I like that for them

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#good for u

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#you’re getting there tumblr user geeneelee

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#that’s amazing

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

#nooooo-oh okay I’ll live then

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I feel like the first time Clark listened in on Bruce was probably an accident. Like his heartbeat is always in the background of Clarks awareness and then one day Clark noticed that it started increasing in a different way and a different time than usual Batman things so Clark investigated, just to see what was going on make sure everything was alright and then oh. OH.

And of course he immediately stopped listening, that's a private moment, and it was an honest mistake to overhear. But then from that moment on whenever Bruce's heartrate kicked up in his awareness, there's always a tiny thought in the back of Clarks head of 'oh is he? No don't think about it'

And Clark may be an alien and have the powers of a god, but he is truly just a man and how long can a person resist temptation such as that?

How long can he resist wanting to make that 2-4 bpm increase from Bruce's baseline more of a 20-40 bpm increase, ya know what I mean? 😏

#giggling

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#huh #adds to remember list

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Yet another anon: what if Bruce didn’t actually know Clark was watching/listening, he just likes to imagine Clark watching when he gets off

I'm going to flip this trope all the way over: what if Bruce is never loud, never expressive, and treats getting off as basic physical maintenance?

And Clark spies on him expecting it to be different, and the voyeurism increases when he fantasizes about what Bruce making noise, saying his name, etc, would sound like. And voyeurism quickly becomes action, because he wants to make Bruce make noise?

#👁️👁️✨ #say less res #<- this is a lie. please say more #always say more res

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

#aren’t we all

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#oh yeah

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

#ermergerd

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

#I AM WHEEZING

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Power of rainbow 🌈

#look at themmmmm

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Opposite sides of the same coin ☀️🌙

(1 hr painting practice :] tryna get better at putting things down quickly and not being too picky about tiny details/ paying attention to color and composition more! :D) I think I’d love to do a nightwing one too. Or spiderman :0 hero x cityscape is my kryptonite.

#woah #beautiful

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#awwwww #and they’re so gorgeous #stony

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some comic artists draw Bruce Wayne so fucking pretty that I kinda start to get why all these supervillains keep going crazy for him

#yeah

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

#eeeehehehehehehe