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chilean rhubarb

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a post even a mutual couldn't love

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ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

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ren-o-graphics

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the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it

this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it

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Now do Canada

If you want more of a challenge, try this one too and say what you got in the tags

#usamerican and 87% #i could name them all but i mixed up NS and PEI #and saskatchewan and manitoba

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I am not immune to the two-headed calf poem

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I hate to be the one to tell you this but give up on not annoying people. Bother them. Text your friends first. Sing out loud to that song you like. Say hi to strangers. Take up space and prove you exist because no one is waiting around to ask you to.

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#frogs

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chaverim they changed the fUCKING manischewitz box i can't handle this i'm on thin enough ice already

#it feels so Wrong

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#ashkie and. both (depends on the context)

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“average school has three clerics die a year” actually just statistical error. spiders aguefort, where clerics keep fucking dying, is an outlier adn should not be counted

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I know the bad kids are weeping, especially gorgug, about how Arthur's hologram/illusion told them all their studying and hard work was pointless, but that doesn't mean it was. Look, the purpose of an education is to gain knowledge and grow. Sure modern education as a whole has corrupted the idea of school and education, but that doesn't mean it's pointless.

Despite how hard it is, the bad kids have flourished this year, it's terrible that they were put through that, but it doesn't mean their hard work was in vain. This isn't a post about how pain or adversity makes you strong, because fuck that. But life isn't easy, there are challenges that you have to endure to get what you want.

Sure, they could have taken the last stand early in the year and if they succeeded, they would have had an easy year, especially compared to the year they had. But if they had taken it, whose to say they would have succeeded. After the night yorb fight, they were level 8 or 9, they are currently 13 but I assume 14 after that last combat. that's 4 to 5 levels they gained since the start of junior year. And that's what levels are supposed to represent, experience. Exp is supposed to show what your character has been through as they go through life learning and growing, it's not a notch on your belt of all the things you've killed to gain power.

If the bad kids tried the last stand at the start of the year, they would have been creamed. Yes, they weren't as stressed, but they also hadn't grown as much and would have been slaughtered. Fig didn't have her paladin levels that did massive damage this fight, Adaine and Kristen wouldn't have access to 6th and 7th level spells, Fabian would only have 3 as opposed to his 7 levels in bard or the confidence to be maximum legend, Gorgug wouldn't have had his homebrewed subclass and pioneered at Aguefort, Riz wouldn't have his higher level spells and abilities that would have meant no haste which meant no double sneak attacks that helped them so much this fight.

This is what sets them apart from people like the Ratgrinders. Because as much as the Ratgrinders seem to hate them for being 'favored' by the school, the Bad kids have earned every scar and bruise, every stress token, every spell slot and point of HP to get to where they were today. They beat the deadly challenge in a way that no one has done before and they got a 100% on the questions, not a single one of them went down, the proctor was barely hurt. There will always be people who take the easy way out that doesn't mean the path you forded was wrong

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They? How?? How the fuck did this bitch FULLY KILL Buddy in one shot??? Are we just doing that for scary narrative flavor or is her blade insane???? There is NO way that boy's hitpoint max was just that pathetic.

#wait assassin rogues autocrit on surprised enemies #what the hell. rogues are so broken #i love them. best class #fantasy high

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There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories

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if you’re jewish and you’re tired clap your hands

#👏👏

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