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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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I'm single and ready to Pringle
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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The Dangers of Eating Children
- hand guide for cannibals coming to a bookstore near you 2021
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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Mmmm crumbs, that's not great for the cleavage - my mother 2020
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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My under eyes are so purple I might as well be a Tim Burton character.
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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Hahahaha whhhaatatttt noooooo i never do this *nervous glancing*
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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Update: I've done nothing but it's the thought that counts right?
I've decided I'm going to do something today...
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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I can die happy after seeing this
“Hello human. I love you.”
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suspiciouslemons · 3 years
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I've decided I'm going to do something today...
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suspiciouslemons · 4 years
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Y'all ever just really fucking want to cry but can't?
Because same
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suspiciouslemons · 4 years
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Can confirm it works like this
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suspiciouslemons · 4 years
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My mum said I sound like Sid the sloth when I talk to my cat
And I'm not mad about it
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