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reverse robins of my fav trio!

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BRO

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#✨⚠️👍⏰🐐 #umm #well cooked radioative GOAT? #that describes me

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Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Stress relief kills me

Technically, it worked

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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#introverts unite

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Bruce Banner: “Liho. Liho, no!”

Liho: *hisses from the top shelf*

Bruce Banner: “If you put ONE paw on your wet food, there will be consequences!”

Liho: *knocks it over*

Bruce Banner: *setting up the step stool* “You are in SO much trouble when I get up there!”

Liho: *hissing*

Bruce Banner: “Wait until your mother comes home. You'll regret not working with me!”

#cat

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Avenger Team Dynamics

Clint Barton: “I have tea on the team. Mugshots and all.”

Natasha Romanoff: *eating popcorn* “Great. I have police records and purchase history. You go first and then I'll share what I have.”

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Thor: “…And that was when I slayed the vicious bear-wolf! Mjolnir demonstrated envy on having missed the battle upon my return.”

Steve Rogers: “This was, all done with a hunting license, right?”

Pepper Potts: *sipping tea* “I don't think this happened in America, Steve…”

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Tony Stark: *smoking in the lab* “Do you think my suits ever talk amongst themselves, complaining about me?”

Bruce Banner: *also high* “Definitely.”

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Melina Vostokoff: “Some construction man left filthy car in driveway. Alexei?! Tell filthy person to move filthy car-!”

Natasha Romanoff: “Mom-.”

Bruce Banner: “It’s mine, actually.”

Melina Vostokoff: “…oh. It's nice.”