When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while
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she has a flower for you!
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.
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i think we're going to hit the limit soon
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First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon
(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)
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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
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*moaning rat somewhere on the map*
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“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences
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tired butler voice:
My balls are bursting wth anticipation, sir.
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Honestly I think $1,000,000 would fix me
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MF DOOM's villainous Mac and Cheese recipe
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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