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North Shaw: Done! I win!

Liquido: It wasn’t a race.

North Shaw: That’s what losers say.

#supa strikas #hydra fc #chat #north shaw #liquido #who is the loser? #race

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Shakes: *calling El Matador at 2 AM*

Shakes: Matador, we have to return the donuts we stole today! It was Laura’s donuts, she will kill me if she finds out!

Shakes: ..what do you mean "who is this"?!

#supa strikas #shakes #shakes mokena #el matador #chat #donuts #steal #Shakes has to remember: never stole Laura’s donuts if you want to live

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Liquido: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Shane Fin: Why..?

Liquido: I wanna walk around the floating stadium and annoy North Shaw.

Shane Fin: Technically you don't need to know how to play to do that.

Liquido:

Liquido: you have opened my eyes.

Shakes: If you thought about flirting with my girlfriend, you can forget about it. *crack his knuckles*

#supa strikas #shakes #shakes mokena #hydra #shane fin #liquido #giorgio liquido #chat #trumpet #how annoyed someone #floating stadium

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Laura: You're crazy!

Dooma: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

Vince: Wait, really?

Laura: WTH!? You didn’t check it!?

#supa strikas #laura #invincible united #vince #dooma #chat

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El Ariette: what are you, five?

Shakes: Yeah, five feet taller than you!

El Ariette: *takes one of his cannons*

Shakes: Please don't hurt me.

#supa strikas #shakes #shakes mokena #el ariette #header training #cannon #don’t mess with him #chat

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Fran: I can't believe how fast you finished reading that chant book for the next Supa Strikas’ match.

Spenza : *eats a large sandwich* I was really hungry.

Shakes: *chuckles* Never give up hope in Spenza's stomach, Fran.

#supa strikas #shakes #chat #spenza #Supa Fran #chant book #sandwich

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Laura while helping Big Bo babysitting his younger niece: If you're going to give grapes to a baby, make sure to cut them in half first.

Big Bo: *visibly confused*

Laura: The grapes, Big Guy. Not the child.

Big Bo: Oh, thank god.

#supa strikas #laura #chat #big bo #babysitters #grapes

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Ninja: Wow Laura, you’re a really good person.

Laura: Aww... Thank you.

Ninja: That wasn’t a compliment.

#supa strikas #laura #chat #ninja #cosmos fc

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Ninja: I have this weird feeling inside.

Bolo: that's probably your conscience.

Ninja: Damnit, I thought I got rid of that thing.

#supa strikas #cosmos FC #ninja #bolo #chat #something new

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*Superleaguers while making their “Ball for all” song*

John J. Johnson Jnr: We were chosen for a reason.

Cool Joe: If you all start singing, I'm gonna throw up.

#supa strikas #cool joe #John J. Johnson Jnr #Ball for all #“Cool Aid” episode #song #singing #chat

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Skarra: What is wrong with you?? Are you trying to make me look bad in front of the public?!

Shakes: Of course not...

Shakes: You don't need any help with that.

#supa strikas #shakes #skarra #invincible united #chat #shakes mokena #good guy and bad guy

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Dooma: Are you a dom or sub?

Aury: Oh, I like Domino's and Subway but it really depends on how I'm feeling. Skarra: Babe, he didn’t mean ’that kind’

Aury: Oh…

#supa strikas #chat #skarra #aurora x skarra #aurora #invincible united #dooma

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Laura: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Shakes: *looking down to see he only has two arms*

Shakes: F*ck…

#supa strikas #shakes #laura #chat #laura x shakes #shakes mokena #laura de la cour #love #sleeve #sorry bro you are not an octopus

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Shakes: I've got an idea.

Laura: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?

Shakes: Yes.

Laura: Is it humiliating?

Shakes: if we get it wrong.

Laura: Are we likely to get it wrong?

Shakes: Possibly.

Laura: In the time it's taking me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is?

Shakes: Definitely.

Laura: Can we get on with it then?

Shakes: Yeah, we better.

#supa strikas #shakes #laura #chat #laura x shakes

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Shakes: what were you dreaming about last night? You kept kicking me.

Laura: I dreamed you were snoring.

#supa strikas #shakes #laura #chat #laura x shakes #snoring sounds #snooze #sleepless night

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Laura: I wish there was somewhere comfortable to sit.

Shakes: *motions to a chair*

Laura: *throws the chair out a window*

Shakes: *sighs and points to his lap*

Laura: Thank you~

#supa strikas #shakes #laura #chat #laura x shakes #sitting

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Shakes: here's some water, Boo.

Laura: thanks, what's it for? *starts drinking water*

Shakes: El Matador says you get thirsty around me.

Laura: *chokes on water*

#supa strikas #shakes #laura #chat #laura x shakes #el matador #water