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swimmingnewsie · 3 days
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I don’t have terribly high hopes that this will happen but imagine if we get Senior Year and the final fight is level 20 Bad Kids. Fantasy high is D20’s flagship property and the Bad Kids the original D20 party. How iconic would it be if they reached max level and become truly unstoppable gods, probably fighting something like reality itself just to make it a challenge still
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swimmingnewsie · 3 days
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the latest fhjy ep having “murder of a minor” in the content warnings: okay, it’s a big, terrifying fight and it’s entirely possible one of the bad kids goes down. we’ve been through this before, it’ll be fine
the actual murder of a minor happening:
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swimmingnewsie · 5 days
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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...
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swimmingnewsie · 6 days
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this episode was the mathematical inverse of neverafter episode 3.
like think about it
standard fight that resulted in a TPK because of terrible rolls
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fight intended to be a TPK that wasn't, because they kept critting
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swimmingnewsie · 6 days
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something something cloud rider engine something something ice mephits made to look like adaine’s something something oisin hakinvar. his messaged apology in the cafeteria fight. was he actually apologizing for his friends? or was he apologizing for something else he’d done?
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RIP HIS HEAD OFF GIRL!!!!!
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swimmingnewsie · 6 days
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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swimmingnewsie · 6 days
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I'm not gonna lie I do think Pok Gukgak and Bill Seacaster should fuck just to make the bad kids parent polycule even more complicated
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Marching Sleeping Order 🛏
I made this silly little comic before Junior Year came out based on a platonic version of "only one bed" trope, but never posted it! If anyone wants this as a printable zine lemme know!!
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ally beardsley literally funniest person alive
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swimmingnewsie · 10 days
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sometimes for fun i search my hometown on ao3 and see what insane fanfiction people have set there and judge the accuracy of their locations and travel estimates
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swimmingnewsie · 13 days
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winter outfit doodle >:)
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swimmingnewsie · 13 days
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I’m so glad Buddy Dawn is getting to see what real combat looks like. Even if it only lasts through one or two waves of monsters before getting a little dicey, I think it’s incredible.
Imagine the majority of your adventuring experience at this school being Stomping Rats then seeing then most popular kids in school absolutely devastate monsters you’ve never seen before on their reactions. And when they finally attack?
The goblin who is literally in every single extra-curricular and looks one more piece of bad news away from just disintegrating badly injures a creature then disengages.
Then the guy who threw the best first party of the year of all time - who has a neck tattoo and a demon motorcycle - gets bit by his desk, answers an exam question, the slices up a hydra. His motorcycle turns into a dog and kills the hydra. They both take a bow.
The Archdevil of Rebellion, a Bard-Warlock-Paladin who went to her own class for the first time ever months prior and is currently disguised as the proctor, Fireballs just so many creatures, leaving two baby jellies. She also curses a gorgon.
The kid who multiclassed where no one had ever multiclassed before throws his axe so hard that it changes the gravitational pull does a ridiculous amount of damage and knocks this bull prone.
St. Kristen Applebees, Helio’s Chosen One who is on her third deity, immediately destroys eight skeletons after praying to her basically dead goddess.
The Elven Oracle hasn’t even had a turn yet.
If this doesn’t convince him and the Rat Grinders that the Bad Kids have earned their status, I don’t know what will.
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swimmingnewsie · 13 days
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the whump fan’s dilemma
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swimmingnewsie · 15 days
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sorry i can't go out i want to watch my stories *turns on dimension 20*
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