i know people speculate that dave's brother is the one that writes game bro bcs of the hat thing but have you considered that it's way funnier for just some random guy out there to rate things on a scale of hats. it kills me literally every single time
when i started reading act 6 i specifically remembered this line when jaspers died. i frantically went all the way back to this page to confirm that, yes, this was foreshadowing an event that would occur no less than thousands of pages later. i then proceeded to lie down on the floor and stare at the ceiling for several minutes