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just finished In The Lives Of Puppets

#i will never recover from the last 50 pages #tj klune #in the lives of puppets

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I feel like a lot of people characterize Chetney in a very OK Boomer kind of way and the thing is, setting aside that "OK Boomer" is itself really dumb, Chetney’s energy is 100% angry old ex-hippie. You know the activist lawyer “shut the fuck up” video? Chetney has that energy except far more unhinged. Modern AU Chetney got kicked out of an anti-war protest group within two months of joining not because of ideological issues or lack of dedication to the cause, but because he correctly clocked the government plant who had infiltrated, but no one believed him. And also because he stole two people’s girlfriends, one person’s boyfriend, and a cop’s gun.

#this little bastard means so much to me #chetney pock o'pea #critical role

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I want to imagine that after all of this happened, and suddenly all Sending and Scrying and other divination magic isn't working, - somewhere out there in Exandria, Percival de Rolo just rolled up his sleeves and began to invent the fucking telephone.

#cr spoilers #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii #percival de rolo #vox machina #this man is fed up

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"whichever of Travis and Sam isn't Aabria's ex" isn't as pithy

#aabria is on a mission to divorce every cast member’s character and i respect her so much for it #critical role #exandria unlimited: calamity #exu calamity #cr spoilers #loquatius seelie #laerryn coramar-seelie #cerrit agrupnin #chetney pock o'pea #cr3 #cr3 spoilers #cr calamity #cr calamity spoilers #critical role campaign 3 #critical role campaign 3 spoilers

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So you're saying Fjord would've vored the Vorb?

it’s practically instinct for him, the vorb would’ve been gone before anyone knew what happened

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all i’m saying is thank god beau and caleb were the mighty nein members present when vax got orb’d because if fjord was there you know the vorb would be going straight in his stomach no hesitation

#fjord vs putting any spherical object he encounters inside his stomach #keeping him safe #matt really said it’s vorbin’ time #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr3 spoilers #cr3 #cr #vax’ildan #vax’ilorb #fjord #fjord stone #keyleth #keyleth of the air ashari #bells hells #imogen temult #laudna #fearne calloway #fresh cut grass #ashton greymoore #vox machina #uk’otoa #matt mercer #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast

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it’s very important to me that fjord is stupid hot. 20 charisma at level 4 hot. because he has No Fucking Clue the true extent of it. in fjord’s mind he’s like “yeah. I’ve gotten good at projecting an image. I can get people to like me or better yet, fear me. I’m good at this.” But what he doesn’t realize is that most people in a 60 foot radius want to sexually obliterate him. Fjord in a Trader Joe’s silently sweating over whether or not which bunch of bananas is the perfect level of underripe oblivious to the fact that he’s coming across as Sexy and Contemplative to everyone else while jester is standing by the cart and smugly preening because he’s HER hot anxiety ridden hunk

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A new age is upon you. The rule of the Chroma Conclave.

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yeah

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goncharov

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I love that the in-canon reason that they don’t have Caduceus with them is because Yasha still thinks that she has magical messaging powers, and NOBODY in the Nein wants to bother correcting her about it.

“We COULD take a powerful cleric with us to protect the world. But that would mean letting Yasha know the truth. And, honestly, I’d rather die.”

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#why was this actually so much fun #yet also so heartbreaking #why is a uquiz making me feel things

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ngl i feel bad for all these other ghost hunters talking about orbs and bad energy getting their asses kicked by two guys, one of whom doesn't even believe in ghosts while the other doesn't even WANT to see a ghost by the time he has to investigate, whose most solid piece of evidence is a ghost saying "apple tater" and an attic dj talking about spinning discs for money

#god i love ghost files

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i imagine the dynamics at the hull house to be something like this

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reviews of the whaley house from ghost files are in