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i ran a twitter poll to determine which flavor of knifewife the People enjoy the most and moemoe tsundere housewife (my personal favorite) won! i have actually written all four of these flavors. anyway if tumblr would like to have opinions on their favorite millions knives characterization:

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i ran a twitter poll to determine which flavor of knifewife the People enjoy the most and moemoe tsundere housewife (my personal favorite) won! i have actually written all four of these flavors. anyway if tumblr would like to have opinions on their favorite millions knives characterization:

#millions knives #trigun #this is my characterization of him. every day i stray further from the light of god (canon)

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

#actually my greatest most intensely artistic and coherent work has been fetish art. fetish stories? anyway. yeah #90% of my trigun fic is unashamed fetish art and my style has absolutely benefitted from this #yeah choking is a metaphor for violence and dubcon as a vehicle for character development and interpersonal conflict but also #it's hot

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knives’s long hair haunts me like I’m begging him to put it up in a high ponytail so I can sneak up behind him while he’s cooking breakfast in his little housewife getup and then tug on one of his curls (horny)

#millions knives #TRIGUN

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#the black butler guy #and that hot sniper from moriarty the patriot #occasionally bucky barnes. sighs

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it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love 💞

tagged by: @erstwhilesparrow, thanks!!

all of the following fics are rated E for explicit nasty trigun sex, among other things.

one last run

my magnum opus; my postcanon vk thesis. this is the kind of fic you read when you're having a shit day and you want to feel even shittier before the final act catharsis makes all of it worth it. it's a story about the dirty shame of loving someone who doesn't deserve it; it's about grief; it's about wanting to end it all and the two different roads you could take from that. but more than all the ugly fighting and crying it's about the life that blooms out from between those things.

one of its first readers told me that despite being a major character death fic, it made them feel better by the end, and despite the premise being a final devastating road trip, it's really about the love and laughter that happens in spite of all that. dunno if i'll ever reach this kind of writing again. regardless, give it a read if any of this appeals to you.

leave the shells for the crows

wrote this over the course of several months. this is what you get after you watch trigun stampede's finale, devilman crybaby, and madk back to back: noncon subverted and erotic gore turned to the max. do you like wound fucking? suicidal impulses but sexy? knife play? it's here, it's queer, it's incestuous and by god, it commits to the bit. read this for the weirdest wank session of your life. knives gets to top, but at what cost?

apostate baptisms

wrote this one for a friend. a single snapshot of obscene tenderness (hair washing; bathing) subverted by obscene violence (your little brother shot bullet holes through your thighs and now you're goading him into throttling you in the bathroom). probably my best characterization of vash the stampede out of everything i've ever written. it's sexy, it's heartwrenching, and there's love in spite of it all. maybe there's a way forward. maybe, maybe, maybe. momcon if you squint but there's plenty of twincest to go around.

sparrowsong

a bit of a departure from the other four fics here: a mostly canon-compliant companion piece to trigun stampede with a romeryl focus. one reviewer summarized it as "old man fights his lust and loses." it's 12k of fierce eyed, pretty girl, no-nonsense idealist meryl stryfe trying to get into her senpai's pants. your typical age gap romance with the soft missionary sex to back it up. the ending takes the coward's way out without an ounce of shame, but i like to think it still hits like a truck.

abel with the rock upraised

plantwood feelings, written for an exchange. you ever had a thing for your boss and his brother, who happens to be your target? no? good, because it's not like wolfwood is dealing with it well. neither is vash, who has loved knives for longer than anyone on this planet has been alive this is mostly a vashwood fic with a lot of yearning for millions knives (evil, irredeemable) haunting the story. i might as well spoil it--this is a story where vash kills his twin and wolfwood gets to watch. no one is happy, everyone is miserable, and the only reprieve is death. but hey! at least wolfwood gives great head!

tagging: anyone who sees this and wants to do it! self promo your shit, guys! i support you!!

#trigun #trigun stampede #plantcest #romeryl #vashwood #plantwood

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Restocked a couple of my standard cicada wing items 11/11/23, link in bio

#THIS IS SO ZAZIE

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applies to jobs. applies to jobs. applies to jobs. rejection email. applies to jobs. rejection email. applies to jobs. we must imagine sisyphus happy. applies to jobs. rejection email. applies to jobs.

#in case anyone was wondering how i was doing!

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I always read this in my head instead of “crush him”

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So you know how I've been posting a lot of trigun poetry lately? I made a cute little poetry collection :)

Conflagration contains 12 poems, 4 of which haven't been uploaded online yet, and it's downloadable on my ko-fi as pay-what-you-want. Here's the link if anyone's interested!

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this is now a plantcest dni account. inc*st shippers do not fucking interact no proshitters allowed!!

#giggling quietly to myself. this is not an original joke

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you SHOOT knives? you shoot his leg like the human? oh! oh! Torture for the brother! Emotional torture for Vash for Eternity!!!!

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I haven't read the book, but considering the guy literally took his own life, I'm guessing that the answer is no.

SCREAMED

#if they count spice as a throwaway line about the protagonist getting sexually assaulted by one of the maids #then sure. sure. sure there’s spice in nlh.

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⋞ ⚔️ CONTRIBUTOR LINEUP ⚔️ ⋟

Introducing our incredible lineup of contributors! We’re so excited for you to see their awesome creations in our zine!

Check them out below and don’t forget to give them a follow! ⬇️

⚔️ MERCH ARTISTS ⚔️

princessharumi \ tofutrap \ Peach \ Shannoniganz \ @kaczsia \ @toasty-marshmallow \ @meowmonster97

🔪 SFW WRITERS 🔪

alisayamin \ @sword-dad-fukuzawa \ @beetlcat42 \ @mamodewberry \ acoostic \ @himemiyasanthy

🔪 NSFW WRITERS 🔪

Sho \ @fillyboy19 \ Squishycake \ crocodile

🗡️ SFW PAGE ARTISTS PT. 1 🗡️

bigbaras2 \ @gabapple \ @gremlincore \ RavenofLyra \ @wip1502 \ aedilynn \ @impatvish \ Jcomaeda

🗡️ SFW PAGE ARTISTS PT. 2 🗡️

@cronchbun \ Val \ @nerdylazorz \ bruhjisan \ Robin \ Xan \ shao

🗡️ NSFW PAGE ARTISTS PT. 1 🗡️

@yanzokk \ @zerthblades \ ibne \ Ptiza Sinitsa \ Rigid Ambiguity \ Bouyah

🗡️ NSFW PAGE ARTISTS PT. 2 🗡️

Milky \ @snagouge \ quirkred \ Myaire \ @soltiana

#fuck yeah that’s me !!!

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y’all tumblr motherfuckers rude as shit I’m going back to twitter ✌️

#the sheer number of times I open the app every so often to see some jackass in my mentions #who even are you people #touch some grass #eat some waffles #go tell your mother you love her idk #get off my lawn

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sexualize fetishize romanticize all day everyday, baby. until every star in the sky explodes and the only thing left that remembers us is the deformed fabric of space time stretching out to infinity

#there's a reason i'm on twitter these days