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I haven't met the guy but I've heard nothing but good about him. It's honestly kind of scary thinking about how he could use his powers for evil. I mean, V damn near destroyed the world during their evil phase. I feel like that'd be just the tip of the iceberg for that Ultraman guy though.

We do know there were 6 (7? Is the cube one of them) others at least, because we met them. And damn, was that awkward. They saved our asses, sure, but christ.

Anyway. Could definitely be possible there were more survivors. Hell, maybe all of us survived. Who the fuck knows.

I might visit. Probably not soon. I feel like meeting any other pseudo-not-really-siblings might freak me the fuck out.

No you can say it, it's ridiculous as fuck. A ridiculous city for a ridiculous band of circus freaks. We're all mad here, etc, etc.

Yep. And sometimes those awful people either get possessed by demons or become them. Real tragic, honestly. Rest in pieces.

Evil Superman. Damn. Never thought I'd hear those words. With that many other super dudes in Metropolis though... Makes me wonder if any of the other Atomic Elbow babies are there. Daddy Deadest said most of the others died, but he's got a track record for lying.

Yeah it's just called The City. I don't know why, I just live here.

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Yep. And sometimes those awful people either get possessed by demons or become them. Real tragic, honestly. Rest in pieces.

Evil Superman. Damn. Never thought I'd hear those words. With that many other super dudes in Metropolis though... Makes me wonder if any of the other Atomic Elbow babies are there. Daddy Deadest said most of the others died, but he's got a track record for lying.

Yeah it's just called The City. I don't know why, I just live here.

I'm not surprised either. There is a lot ...negative energy? I think. There are just enough awful people there I think.

You're fine, there are a lot of people who are willingly bald. But thank you.

Yes, Superman, Ultraman here... not the Japanese movie hero. Evil Superman. Also yes, I guess there wouldn't be much of a need to go there if he is there. there are a lot of super-beings in Metropolis.

Is it just called The City?

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Yeah, there's actually surprisingly a lot in Hollywood though. ...Or maybe it's not that surprising.

Well shit, my bad. I mean given your profile picture you rock it, but I'll move on

Some people do. I wouldn't though, I couldn't pull off the hot greying DILF look if I tried.

Anyway moving on from hair.

Metropolis... that's where that Superman guy's from, right? I've been around the world, never been there though. Then again I guess it wouldn't need any more supers when Super Guy's got it covered. The Umbrella Academy's territory is The City, after all.

Admittedly I can't imagine I'd run into any demons anytime soon. I mean I have but that is on surprisingly rare occurrence. As Metropolis has been invaded by demons.

I think I'd have to lose some melanin in my scalp for that. Though I do wish to stop talking of my baldness. Jokes aside, I am not completely secure with it. Given it is illness related.

Mhm, Some people are early grey and look very good.

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Yeah, you're more likely to get eaten whole by an alaskan bullworm than get hurt by a ghost. It's demons you should look out for, but it's not like those guys are super common in the first place.

Maybe your hair wouldn't grow into your skull. Maybe you'll get balder and your bald, shiny head will just keep getting shinier an shinier until even the slightest reflection off it could blind someone.

Damn. Guess I would be.

Guess they will. Rest in piss to them.

Good for you. Just don't think about all the hundreds of ghost eyes that may or may not be on you every waking moment and you'll be just fine.

But I mean they probably have better things to do. Or maybe they don't, they're dead, I bet the living are like reality TV to them.

Well-rested, maybe not. But some kind of rested, I guess.

You can always go balder. Maybe your hair will grow... negatively. Whatever the hell that means.

But yeah I guess you won't have to worry about grey hairs, they're fucking awful. I'm only 37 and I've already got some greying strands. Thank chemists for hair dye, I don't know where I'd be without it.

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Started the game again. Realized I can't skip these opening cutscenes.

Christ.

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Remember like 2 years ago when I started playing Pokemon and got like an hour into the game and never finished it?

I'm thinking about trying it out again.

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Sometimes I forget Luther also has an account here.

Lucky for me, I don't think he's checked it in ages.

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Well that solves that then.

Technically my natural hair color is auburn. Which I guess is just dark ginger when you really think about it.

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Can't be sure of my criminal status though.

I mean, I'm a superhero, but I'm really goddamn bad at it.

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Technically my natural hair color is auburn. Which I guess is just dark ginger when you really think about it.

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Everyone's doing this one, and I'm nothing if not trendy.

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Guess they will. Rest in piss to them.

Good for you. Just don't think about all the hundreds of ghost eyes that may or may not be on you every waking moment and you'll be just fine.

But I mean they probably have better things to do. Or maybe they don't, they're dead, I bet the living are like reality TV to them.

Well-rested, maybe not. But some kind of rested, I guess.

You can always go balder. Maybe your hair will grow... negatively. Whatever the hell that means.

But yeah I guess you won't have to worry about grey hairs, they're fucking awful. I'm only 37 and I've already got some greying strands. Thank chemists for hair dye, I don't know where I'd be without it.

Certain fathers would disagree :)

Hey, we got an actual smart person here. You know the number of like, kids I meet who are like "Oh man I wish I could see ghosts like you!" You won't be saying that when you realize that they're everywhere and you'll have no privacy, ever. Do you want a ghost to watch you fucking shower? Do you want to wake up to some poor soul missing their head standing over you and have to see every gory detail of how their noggin was violently removed? I think the fuck not.

That, uh. Was still directed at the hypothetical wannabe medium. By the way

Hey, passing out is resting. It's just involuntary.

Well then, Hello, Mr. President, ha. Good luck with that, I heard it's the second most stressful job in the world, right after customer service.

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Certain fathers would disagree :)

Hey, we got an actual smart person here. You know the number of like, kids I meet who are like "Oh man I wish I could see ghosts like you!" You won't be saying that when you realize that they're everywhere and you'll have no privacy, ever. Do you want a ghost to watch you fucking shower? Do you want to wake up to some poor soul missing their head standing over you and have to see every gory detail of how their noggin was violently removed? I think the fuck not.

That, uh. Was still directed at the hypothetical wannabe medium. By the way

Hey, passing out is resting. It's just involuntary.

Well then, Hello, Mr. President, ha. Good luck with that, I heard it's the second most stressful job in the world, right after customer service.

Sure is. Might be weird, but hey, at least my name isn't a fucking number anymore. That's cool.

What, you mean you weren't born with the absolute horrific ability to commune with the dead? Don't believe the fake psychics, this shit sucks :)

I passed out eventually though. We'll see how long it takes before I can do that again.

Anyway, by 'work with the living,' you mean you're what, a doctor? Or uh, not to totally cheat by looking at your url, this is totally just a random guess, no idea where it came from, you a president of something? Like a country? Or a company. Though isn't that just a CEO?

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Do you know how hard it is to be the sexiest fucking person in this family? I get no respect around here. For a bunch of heroes, it really is fucking criminal

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Sure is. Might be weird, but hey, at least my name isn't a fucking number anymore. That's cool.

What, you mean you weren't born with the absolute horrific ability to commune with the dead? Don't believe the fake psychics, this shit sucks :)

I passed out eventually though. We'll see how long it takes before I can do that again.

Anyway, by 'work with the living,' you mean you're what, a doctor? Or uh, not to totally cheat by looking at your url, this is totally just a random guess, no idea where it came from, you a president of something? Like a country? Or a company. Though isn't that just a CEO?

Yes. Exceptional.

Huh. Well, that sounds rather interesting.

Well, I don't know. I'm not really attuned to the dead. Typically I work with the living. I do hope you can eventually rest in peace.

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Yeah, I'm a real great gardener, sure. So good I can take care of the plants from underground.

Thanks, I got it when I turned 13.

That's great, I'm doing pretty alright too. Just hanging out, ignoring the screaming of the restless dead who're making it their sole mission to prevent me from resting in peace. You know, the usual.

I'm always pushing up daisies, Lex.

Hey to you too, the name's Klaus Hargreeves, aka the Seance if you want to be fancy about it.

But just Klaus is fine.

How's it going, Lex?

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