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haha they're sooo in love. a thousand miles. do u get it? hahah ha do you get it? do you ge

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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

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i love arguing on the internet bc then i can avoid using periods so that way when i DO use them it’s for dramatic effect <3

#gen z moment #i promise i know how to use grammar and punctuation in formal settings #this is just a more fun way to express myself okay #that and the classic ADHD trait of countless parenthetical statements

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why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

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it's nonlinear??

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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

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brought scolipede to a party with me because i need to bring him with me when i get anxious and i thought people might think it was weird but no they think hes cool as fuck

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i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

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one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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