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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

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this is what a terrorist looks like

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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This is a gentle reminder to those who keep poultry to PLEASE keep in mind wild snakes if you are using fake eggs in your chicken coop. Snakes are incapable of digesting the wooden/plastic/ceramic fake eggs that are commonly placed in chicken coops to train hens. Snakes (like this little ratsnake here) can and often do eat these fake eggs and suffer life-threatening obstruction as a result!

If you need to use fake eggs in your coop please strive to ensure that the enclosure is snake-proof (difficult) or superglue 3 or more eggs together so that snakes cannot consume them and become obstructed.

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People in glass houses Heavy...

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#unus annus belongs in all four corners what are you on

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whatever

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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

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Pin for survivors

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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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Picutres from Bloo! His Uncles might be more weirder than Pootis'...

New episode on YouTube!