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Tim: *breaking down the door to an abandoned warehouse* Not another spooky warehouse filled with crates and drugs.

Stephanie: *sarcasm* What, you expected this one to be full of fluffy pink animals? Maybe a small TV?

Tim: touche Steph

Stephanie: Seriously tho it would've been nice if we walked in and it was like 'Oh look at this nice Ikea furniture, excellent Scandinavian vibe.'

#Tim Drake #Stephanie Brown #Batfam #Red Robin #spoiler #batfamily #Batman #DC #dc comics #Batfam incorrect quotes #Source: GT live

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All work that Bruce doesn’t do at WE gets passed down to Tim cuz Tim’s the CEO and basically B’s replacement, B once had to give a speech at a college cuz he probably funds or owns the place but he forgot. Which caused the responsibility to get passed to Tim. Tim who‘s not only 17 but a high school dropout... The speech was “Stay In School *mike drop*” Tim personally thinks he nailed it Barbra who happened to be in the crowd did not agree.

#Headcanons #batfam #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #Barbra Gordan #Wayne Enterprises #WE #Batman #DC #DCcomics

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Damian Wayne rating the Batfam members

Bruce Wayne: 10/10 “Father is skilled and smart, it is my job as his son to respect and admire him”. Dick Grayson: 6/10 “Grayson has no sense of personal space and has many dumb weaknesses like individuals with red hair, I must admit his skills as Nightwing are quite admirable.” Barbra Gordan: 6/10 “Manages to not smother me and her technology skills are impressive, Not that bad but needs to stop going out with Grayson“

Jason Todd: 4/10 “Is reckless, and goes against father’s orders. Has the audacity to pet me as if I’m a cat of some sort. Gun skills are decent. Most importantly has the respect of mother.”

Tim Drake: 0/10 “I would give him a lower rating but Grayson said no. His existence bothers me. Has a weird coffee addiction. Somehow has the trust of both father and Grayson.”

Stephanie Brown: 2/10 “Similar to Drake, needs to stop liking Drake. Horrible taste in everything including men. Good at comforting I guess”

Cassandra Cain: 6/10 “Is nice, former league member, good skills. good sister.”

Alfred Pennyworth: 10/10 “Gets his job done unlike Drake, is actually useful unlike Drake, makes good tea unlike Drake.”

#Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barbra Gordan #Tim Drake #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra Cain #Alfred Pennyworth #Batman #Robin #Nightwing #Red hood #batgirl #Red Robin #Spoiler #Blackbat #batfam #This is prolly gonna flop wasn’t expecting Jay to blow up

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Jason Todd rating his batfam members

Dick Grayson: 7/10 “Nailed the whole older bro thing but needs to stop breaking into my apartment to restock shelves, honestly creepy”

Barbra Gordan: 10/10 “Is cool, honestly kinda scary, we made out once it was gross”

Tim Drake: 9/10 “The best of us, -1 point for his inability to sleep”

Demon Brat: 0/10 “It bites, still my lil bro tho hurt him and you die”

Cassandra Cain: 10/10 “Coolest to hang with, awesome sister”

Stephanie Brown: 8/10 “not bad, good pranks, needs to stop sucking face with Timbo it’s weird“

Bruce Wayne: -99/10 “horrible, very bad, let me die, didn’t avenge me, created the hell spawn..+1 point for trying his best at fatherhood”

Alfred Pennyworth: 1000/10 “best grandfather ever, pro guns, fun tea parties, good taste in books, cookies.”

#Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Barbra Gordan #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #Cassandra Cain #Stephanie Brown #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Red Hood #Nightwing #Red Robin #batgirl #Robin #Batman #Spoiler #Orphan #Oracle #batfam

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How many times Conner Kent has been almost killed by each person because he dates Tim Drake.

Dick: once, passive aggressively

Jason: 150 times, all failed purposely because Tim stopped him

Stephanie: Somehow Zero, she's totally on board with Tim getting a bf

Cass: She accidentally scared him half to death once, oh and she left threatening notes that mentioned if he hurt Tim she would personally kill him, he never found out who did it tho

Damian: 47 times because "Even Drake could do better", only stopped by Jon and his puppy eyes

Bruce: Conner was mostly safe, Clark wasn't

#Conner Kent #Tim Drake #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra Cain #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Red Robin #Superboy #kon el #timkon

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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Damian: *super flustered* I think I have gained a romantic interest for someone but am unsure on how to show said romantic interest..

Dick: Well Wally wrote me a song, then he performed it in the middle of a YJ meeting it was so sweet~

Stephanie: ..Dick aren't you dating-

Jason: One day after I killed some thugs, it just felt right so I bashed my lips onto Roy and he bashed them right back, my lips were swollen for weeks.

Stephanie: Please no.

Tim: I don't know..Conner headbutted me trying to kiss me and gave me a concussion, he wouldn't stop apologizing in the medbay so I kissed him to make him stop.

Stephanie: Cute, but no. How about you come to Girls Night Out this Friday, show you what Jon would actually want

#Source: based off hcs #Damian Wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #Stephanie Brown #spoiler #Jason Todd #red hood #Tim Drake #Red Robin #batman #BatFam #batfamily #batbros #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect dc #Dc #Dcu #dc universe

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Stephanie: Jason!, Talia's on the phone she says it's urgent and needs to talk to you. *whispers* Sounds a little dtf-y

Jason: GOD! It was one time if I hadn't slept with that privileged a-hole I wouldn't be alive right now!

Damian: You what?

#source: helluva boss #Stephanie Brown #spoiler #Jason Todd #red hood #Damian Wayne #robin #batman #talia al ghul #BatFam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #dc #dc universe #dc comics

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Dick: The crime rates have spiked recently, And it's not anyone's fault I'm not naming any names here..Jason-

Jason: *offended face*

Dick: -Now does anybody have any bright ideas?

#source: helluva boss #dick grayson #nightwing #Jason Todd #red hood #batman #BatFam #batfamily #batbros #batfam incorrect #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dc #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #me watching helluva boss for the 15th time

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Dick: Jason told me that I can't keep referring to myself as 'the pretty one' because I'm not pretty, I never knew Jason was blind.

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Jason:*dancing while cleaning the manor thinking everyone's at school or work*

Damian:*was sick home, came down for a snack* Am I hallucinating?

Jason: *stops* ...Yes?

#source:unknown #Jason Todd #red hood #Damian Wayne #robin #batman #BatFam #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #dc #dc comics

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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Jason: *been stabbed needs stitches.*

Dick: damn jaybird, come on let's go to my place to stitch you up

Jason: I'll do it myself

Dick: suture self

#source: twitter #Jason Todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #BatFam #batbros #batfam incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam #dc #DC comics

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*batfam watching 'you're next'

Jason: That blender kill was bogus, No one would die from that I mean blenders don't even blend without the cup.

Tim: It was a food processer

Jason: ohh

Bruce: *sitting there trying to enjoy the movie while regretting life decisions.*

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Jason:*Opens trunk of car for a dead bod to fall out.

Roy: Jesus!

Jason: No, that's Gary

#Source: The hunt #Jason Todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #speedy #red arrow #Dc #DC comics #red hood and the outlaws #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #incorrect batfam #I love the movie this is from

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Idk what to write also hey I’m alive It’s been what 4 months?

The Discord group and I have decided to create this wonderful beast seen below. Basically, we are asking for the Batfamily to be saved via a sitcom based on the Bats by Taika Waititi. We would really appreciate it if you took a few seconds to sign whether or not this ends up going anywhere.

Cheers!

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Tim: We were just cuddling in the safe house with me and Jay cuz it started snow- Damian: NO!, NO I WAS DOING DRUGS!!

Damian: [sneaking in]

Bruce, turning in a swivel chair: and where were you?

Damian: uhhh, with mother?

Talia, turning around in another swivel chair: try again.