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#ls

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#p4

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ohhh the clayface bit is cool as hell

#og post #batposting #evrry time i have some criticisms it draws me back in

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i dont like it when poison ivy wears real clothes i think she should exclusively wear leaves. this is my truth

#og post #batposting

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poison ivys design is erm. well. its ugly! obvs shes one of the most prolific femme fatales but that doesnt mean she needs to be dressed in a shitty invocation of bedroom lingerie. give her leaf one piece back. i'll even settle for a leaf bikini

#og post #batposting #her hair and face are cool though #but the red shirt issss hideous! #like her design is clearly meant to make you think “pantsless woman” instead of “woman in leotard” or something similar

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#og post #batposting #zsasz has the shadow fit

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other arkham inmates: oooh im gonna kill you

the riddler:

#og post #batposting

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other arkham inmates: hello doctor. i have a special spot on my skin for everybody i plan to murder. do you want to see yours?

the riddler: one fish two fish red fish blue fish!

does the riddler deserve to be in the same facility as victor zsasz

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does the riddler deserve to be in the same facility as victor zsasz

#og post #batposting #it really is hilarious reading all the other guys files and interviews and theyre all mass murderers #vs the guy that is giving me so many puzzles. his interviews are about him liking puzzles too damn much

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If you wanna feel how bad Harley's design is just look at her concept art.

the head sketches are really fun but somehow all of those alt designs are even worse 😭 mfw im a murderer fighting in panties

#og post #ask #theunstablejester #batposting

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i just realized they gave harley quinns boobs jiggle physics. but they couldnt spare any of that animation for her gravity defying skirt

#og post #batposting #her design is unironically the worst part of the game

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men be like "im fighting demons" and the demons are a giant scarecrow with needles for fingers in his mind

#og post #batposting

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just had a near sit-com "youve gotta be kidding me!" like reaction to batman walking through some mysterious gas pouring out of some vents to open a door to fucking WAYNE MANOR 🙄

#og post #batposting #could not have been more obviously fear gas

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i was so confused listening to the scarecrow interview tapes because his va sounds just like my grandma so i was like why is there an old woman here where is jonathan crane

#og post #batposting

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love for the tools that created me

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>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

#this is the world the codename kids next door were fighting for