#!answered

[cowboycheeseslime]

Hey, Hillbilly! Eat my dust, Bitchilante! *he flips him off and runs off with his 'prized' loot, being the money he stole from a bank.*

For all of two seconds, white-hot rage flashes through him - but the Vigilante tempers his anger back down to 'reasonable' levels.

"Yeah, yeah... 'eat my dust', they all say," he mutters, briefly rummaging in his hammerspace before hopping up and

uh

well

... you can outrun a rocket, right, outlaw?

#!ic #!answered #cheesyoutlaw #HEY OUTLAW HOW MUCH HP YOU GOT

[phonypizza]

shield!! sacch has gotcha covered, pino!

God, he wishes he had flour with him. All this fighting has brought his skin to an uncomfortable warmth, and it's slowing him down. Pino grimaces as he backs into a corner, breathing hard - it takes several seconds for him to process the beasts circling around him like predatory animals.

As the cook gnashes his teeth together in an effort to frighten them off, everything suddenly feels... too much again. Tears (and yellow oil) collect in his eyes as the clones march steadily inward, giggling like hyneas...

... the surprised yelp of one gets them to turn, as Sacchetti barrels in! He's gripping one of the Fake Noise clones by the ankle, and with a powerful swing he atomizes another. That guy is just, gone. It's like he burst into dust particles.

"Thank you, thank you--" I'm sorry I keep falling down I'm sorry you have to pick me up again thank you thank you I love you thank you

#!ic #!pino #!answered #?lore #lultimagoccia #sacch strikes me as the 'beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker' type

[sugaryspeed]

Cue the applause! PIZZANO THE PAISANO™ has entered the scene! He flashes a mischievous grin at the laughing, disembodied crowd, and continues on his way to the counter. He's hiding a little something behind his back! What could it be...?

"If it isn't PIZZELLE! Just the rival I was hoping to see!"

"I heard you like-a coffee, so I've brought you some!"

Ta-dah! Pizzano the Paisano™ presents the gift he'd hidden: a giant iced coffee, with a lit fuse as the straw! That is probably not suspicious. And neither is the logo printed on the cup, of a mermaid-ified Pizzano holding two sticks of dynamite. It's a guaranteed explosion of flavor!

WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM. WHERE IS IT FROM. WHAT THE FUCK oh the applause has already died down and the laughter's quieted. Pizzelle slowly releases the iron grip she had on her chest before shooting Pizzano an irritated look. The look doesn't let up for a second as he places the 'iced coffee' on her counter.

"This better not be decaf."

With that, Pizzelle picks up the giant iced coffee and promptly puts her lips on the fuse. Extinguishing it immediately.

#!ic #!answered #thetravelershub #PIZZANO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU E X P E C T E D #WHEN YOU MADE THE FUSE THE STRAW #tastes like burning - pizzelle moriah

[dontwantatall]

"How you feelin', dude? You doin' alright?" Pepps might have...filled her in on the recent situation. Just a little bit. But this is Dandie - of course she's trying to make sure both parties are chill.

"Hey, hey! Aww, I appreciate you checking in on me - it's awful nice of ya!" Judging by his tone of voice, Pizzahead sounds pretty okay! "I'm doing alright, yep, sure am!"

Well, if anyone's going to bounce back quickly from a little argument, it'd be this guy! Right?

#!ic #!answered #dandelicn #hiii

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

[acrowseye]

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#ex: united states > south > sodapop #please rb so more people see #american english #australian english #british english #canadian english #english #english language #dialects #accents #american accent #australian accent #british accent #canadian accent #english accent #america #australia #england #canada #those four are my target audience but all answers from around the world are welcome!! #tumblr #discourse #experiment

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

[cowboycheeseslime]

pepps doesn't usually get orders all the way out in oregano desert, these days. but he really needs the money. even if the distance is kind of a hassle, who is he to turn a delivery down?

it's likely by sheer luck that he passes by the farm, on his scooter. sheer luck makes him look over at just the right time to see the cheeseslime collapsed, in the yard. his blood runs cold. he practically tips over his scooter as he skids to a halt, tumbling off of it and hurrying over.

" hey -- a - amico, you okay? what happened? "

He's greeted with the sight of a fainted cheeseslime, a wound clipping one leg past the equivalent of a knee. Vigilante's clearly bled something- perhaps the slime equivalent of blood? It's left a trail down the porch steps, a glossy liquid with the faintest hint of yellow, like oil.

At the voice, he does not stir. There is no response other than a soft, pained groan.

How long has it been since he fell here? Since his gloved hands gave up on their attempt to pull him into his home?

#!ic #!answered #funiculiholiday #?lore

[phonypizza]

they are calling for you , pino . they are looking for you .

can you hear them ?

He does not care about the threat. The thing right there. Inconsequential. Unimportant. Who cares about the bastard, he's not nearly as important as his

--friend, brother--

He's digging. Digging. Digging. The rubble. The-- Noise movement speech life

Everything Pep doesn't have, right now.

Black and white on a hunched figure at the very center of the tower rubble. His hearing has cut out entirely, ears ringing as static squeezes his fingertips and darkness narrows his vision. His heart races in his chest as he reaches out to take up the man who saved him, over a year ago, from certain death--

but

#!ic #!pino #!answered #?lore #crvptd #oh you know

[sugaryspeed]

dani put da stickers on 'zelle's face . there's a pink sprinkle . and there's a blue sprinkle . and oh , we cannot forget the yellow sprinkle , and the green sprinkle ..

"Ooooo... I missed these, eheh!" She feels cute again!

#!ic #!answered #manebloom #return of ranibow sprimkle

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

[willgrahamscock]

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps