#$2.49

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Thinking again about when Ludinus says Fjord has a honeyed tongue (and sees the Star Razor) and calls Jester disarmingly charming, and I always forget they're BACK TO BACK. Ludinus getting absolutely bulldozed by both Fjord and Jester within a span of like 18 seconds (link to the episode):

TRAVIS: Perhaps there is a stock set aside for the Empire's more clandestine efforts? MATT: "What are you planning to do at the negotiation?" TRAVIS: I don't know. I like options. MATT: "I'm curious. Having not known what your particular skill set is beyond apparently a honeyed tongue, you carry no weapon on you. But you do seem to carry a curious symbol of Melora on your person, I've noticed, as I'm walking." TRAVIS: I am new to Melora's light and guidance. She has served me well and I hope to return the favor. MATT: "Well, you seem to have endured and survived in a great challenge. What would you consider to be your most dangerous strength?" TRAVIS: Goodness. SAM: His heart. TRAVIS: "Well, I am good with a sword." And I'll summon the Star Razor. MATT: As it appears in his hand, he kind of takes a step back, and looks down, eyes wide and nodding with a very genuine look of being impressed and goes, "Well, based on the arms you carry, I don't see we would have anything to offer. You seem pretty well outfitted. TRAVIS: We are. Some of my friends like to shop. MATT: "Well. Perhaps then the Cryptic Collection, in Rexxentrum. Tell Keona that Ludinus sends his regards. Shall we?" SAM: Yes, let's away. MATT: He bends the same, similar, circle inscription in the air, and as it expands and pulls all of you into its center, it thrusts you through again, landing at the exterior base of his tower in the Shimmer Ward of Rexxentrum once more. TRAVIS: Very impressive. Very impressive. SAM: Are we all clapping? MATT: "You do not have to clap, it's all right. " TALIESIN: I feel it's appropriate. MATT: "Anyway." LAURA: I mean, how often do you really get to show off your power? Like most people are probably used to seeing it, so it's not as impressive anymore. But like, we've never seen anything like it, so, you know... MATT: "It's entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. I genuinely do not know how to react. Take that as a compliment."

#this all is like three and a half minutes of the episode #throwback to when Fjord and Jester in 2.49 were convinced they could seduce Ludinus (and Vess) #Critical Role #Fjord #Fjord Stone #Jester Lavorre #Ludinus Da'leth #Critical Role things

[aleatoryw]

someone in my building had a bag of te/mu stuff sitting on their doorstep, which is wild bc I cannot fathom anyone actually buying anything from there, let alone grown adults who pay rent

#i would have been doing them a favor if I'd swiped it tbh because at least they'd get their money back #it has such obvious scam vibes??? you really think that $2.49 ballgown and $1.70 dishwasher are gonna be anything usable???

[c4tto626]

fully aware this is just "cookie light" in german but "cookie hell" is so funny to me right now

#cookie hell for only 2.49€ #i'm indulging myself and ordering food #from one of my favourite burger places here #me hungy 🍔

[trollcafe]

i have had a very good day and i am bestowing those very good vibes upon u all :) <3 love u !

#chow.txt #for instance. #i got gas for 2.49!

[inthedarkbeforethedawn]

I've had a tumblr supporter badge pretty much since they came in, but didn't make it visible because people were being so weird about it. Now I know I'm in a genuinely exclusive club?? Fuck it, I'm wearing the badge with pride. Bring on the six month upgrade. Highly recommend for anyone who likes tumblr and can afford it :)

#tumblr supporter #the relatively urgent question has become #what is tumblr worth to you #if it's not giving you £2.49 a month of value that is completely fine #you are not the target owner of the badge

[sirpepperston]

i bought the mobile port of vvvvvv last night and i forgot that its sooo fun(fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. fuck off.)

#ive played it on my computer many times before and i watched my dad play it when it first came out #and i love it its a really good game but god damn. why did he make it like that #but i figured i should actually buy it like i did with super hexagon(i was playing that when i decided to get vvvvvv) bc ive pirated both #many many times over the years because i was a teenager with no money. but now im an adult with at least $2.49 so i bought it

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Sublime Archangel

Artist: Cynthia Sheppard TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$2.49 #cynthia sheppard #sublime archangel #magic 2013 #creature #angel

[glamfellens]

nobody tells u that modding will have u install 3 different versions of blender

#3.0 ... 2.49 .. 2.56 fr

[mintakablue]

having a record player and buying random old records at the store is truly like a drug

#christine and i were talking about this briefly last night. it's so fucking fun #buy an opera vinyl for 2.49. get a weird sfx record for 1.99. put them on and chill #mintakablue speaks

[d3adringer]

okie i wasn’t gonna post about this but this tumblrmart button is REALLLLLLLYyyyy pissing me offffff bring back the profile button and gtfo

#WHY change it #we’re all too freaking poor to waste £2.49 on some stupid crabs

[six-of-ravens]

to do today:

groceries

housework: laundry, wash bedding, take out the trash/compost, general tidying, clean bathroom (or at least wipe down the counter), vacuum, mop, clean out the fridge

meal prep: cook chicken, chop veggies, potentially make mango sesame sauce if I can find that recipe again (main idea for meals this week is wraps with eggs or chicken and various veggies)

water plants

#it's a housework day #side note iceberg lettuce is SIX DOLLARS now i cry #i bought bagged romaine hearts instead of fresh lettuce for once bc they were actually cheaper #on the other side tho avocados were $2.49 for a bag of 4 so fuck yeah

[ragtimedrakes]

I hit 60 on monk today and it feels so good to play I love how the rotation feeds into itself

#vul plays ffxiv #the main problem I was having before was that perfect balance just felt bad to use #bc it left you formless #but once you hit 60 it gives you formless fist afterwards and it just clicks perfectly #also I love quick gcds so this is way more fun than reaper lol #was using it to do hunts earlier like aughhhh my 2.49 gcd...... #weaving is a nightmare tho #I have trouble double weaving during ley lines because of high spell speed #I can't even not clip on monk

[holetaschepienedisogni]

Non so se sia vero che strappiamo via pezzi di noi per guarire in fretta le nostre ferite, penso piuttosto che strappiamo via pezzi di noi per continuare a vivere fingendo che quelle ferite non ci siano mai state.

Ci annulliamo pian piano sempre di più, un giorno alla volta, fino a diventare immagini bidimensionali, sbiadite, che ricordano solo in modo vago e nebuloso quello che eravamo un tempo, l'immagine autentica di noi.

E ci nascondiamo dietro quella sfocatura che noi stessi abbiamo creato e ci siamo costruiti addosso, riducendoci ad un niente che sembra sempre più incapace di produrre pensieri complessi, ma che al tempo è incapace di sentire, e quindi forse sente meno anche il dolore.

Facciamo finta che vada bene così, perché ci fa comodo.

Fingiamo che vada bene non sentire nulla, purché possiamo mettere da parte il buio, comportarci come se non fosse mai estito, comportarci come se non l'avessimo mai visto.

Ci trasformiamo in gelatine senza forma e senza emozioni; e questo no, non va bene per niente.

#11 agosto 2023 #H 2.49 #personal #basta

[rechererdureveperdu]

I woke up this morning feeling fine (for once) only for the company that handles my rent to tell me that they’re adding on a fee for an electronic check and I now I am angry. 

#it's $2.49 #I am not fucking paying that #SERIOUSLY charging to TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY? #I need ideas on how to fucking get back at them