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[kaijime]

lights down low pt. 2

pt. 1

anon. lights down low was so good can u do a continuation of it maybe like y/n invites some of them to her house and boom gangbang

includes. kuroo tetsurou, bokuto koutarou, oikawa tooru, ushijima wakatoshi

cw. fem reader, fivesome, a yagami yato reference (little cutie), oral (receiving and giving), fingering, vaginal penetration, creampie, Bokuto’s kind of a sub ig??, handjob, face sitting, squirting, double penetration, anal

a/n. Kinda don’t wanna leave an a/n because I’m still mad at the fact that the first time I wrote this it got DELETED, still spicy about that but what can I do? I was already planning on making a sequel to Lights down low since it did so good, I just couldn’t figure out how and who. Anyways, hope your guys enjoy it.

It had been a few month since the wonderful videocall that left them all hot and needy. It wasn’t the only time that happened, in fact, ever since then it was repeated at least twice a week. Which obviously led to some awkward moments in the hallways.

The one time Tendou groped your ass in the hallway, or the one time Kuroo pinned you against the wall, got really close to your ear and whispered ‘are you wearing that underwear we love so much for tonight?’. Which for the record, you were, but now it was wet.

Currently you were in your house. You eyed yourself in the mirror one last time before you heard the doorbell ring. You rush to answer it, knowing full well who was waiting for you on the other side of the door.

The door was locked behind you when you let the four boys, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa and Ushijima. For a moment you just stood there, wondering what to do now. Well, you had invited them home because your parents weren’t going to be home for the next few days, so I guess it was their move now. You walk to the kitchen and they follow you, almost like lost puppies. 

“So...would you guys like something to drink? Or something to drink?”

“That sweet pussy” your cheeks flushed at his words, embarrassed by the fact that they had barely arrived and they already had you dripping through you panties. Out of nowhere Ushijima picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder and holding the back of your thighs to keep you safe. They walked up the stairs and down the hall to your room and Ushi placed you on the bed carefully.

You sat up quickly, taking off your shirt and slipping off your shorts as the boys quickly take their clothe off. The bed shifted when Oikawa climbed on. “No bra? Is this all for us baby?” You nod your head, a silent beg. Trying to communicate how much you needed him.

You feel the bed shift again when Ushijima slips in behind you, you end up between his legs, his rock hard dick pushing against your lower back. The boy in front of you slips a hand in the waistline of your cute underwear, doing nothing to hide the wet spot in between your legs, and he pulls them off. He leaves your wet cunt on display for the rest of the men in the room and throws your panties to an unknown corner of the room.

“This here...its so wet. Have you been thinking of us? Little cutie?” you nod as you guide both of Ushijima’s hands to touch your breasts, using his calloused fingers to tease your nipples and he catches on quickly to how you want him to treat you. Oikawa leans in and licks a long stripe through your folds, his warm tongue making you feel all kinds of ways. “You like that?”

He goes all in, diving between you legs to work his magic, sucking your clit occasionally, which drove you insane. You raised your hips, grinding them against his mouth for more friction. You finally got a piece of what you needed when he slipped a finger into your hole, he watched as your face transformed completely with every twist and turn he gave with his finger, and even more when he slipped in another one. 

“Tooru please... f-fuck me”

“Be patient love, we wont leave you unsatisfied. Now let go, I wanna hear your sweet music” he curls his fingers at the right spot making your hips shoot up in pleasure and he starts leaving marks on the inside of your thighs. One of his hands is knuckles deep inside you and the other one is holding your leg over his shoulder, you’re loving every second of it. “Are you close? I wanna hear you scream my name darling”

“T-Tooru!” you shout s you clench around his fingers, your slick coating them and your body was squirming. Shaky words mixed with his name and other profanities would spill out of your mouth in your moment of ecstasy, driving all of them crazy. Ushi’s cock twitching behind you and you felt a small drop of liquid trickle down to your arse, his precum.

When you finally came down from your high Tooru quickly flipped you over so that now you finally see Ushijima’s big cock. It wasn’t anything to laugh at, standing tall and bumping against his abdomen, his pretty pink tip dripping precum.

“Don’t be shy darling, take it in your mouth” Oikawa suggested, although his tone indicated it was and order.

“Its so big, I don’t think I can” you give it a try anyway, licking a stripe from the base to the tip, repeating the movement over and over until you took it in your mouth. Tears gathered in the corners of your eyes and threatened to slip out. And they did, when Oikawa entered you with no warning, he took your distraction with Ushijima’s cock to his advantage and sheathed himself inside of you all at once. You let out a loud moan, which only sent vibrations through the cock in your mouth and made the man throw his head back at the feeling.

Oikawa started moving, steady thrusts while he held your hips with his calloused hands, sure to leave marks. Ushi moved too, thrusting his hips into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat every time and holding your hair to steady himself. 

“Fuck- You feel so tight” you shift your gaze to your left and watch Kuroo jacking off with a piece of fabric around his length. Not just any piece of fabric, your previously discarded panties, the sight alone makes you clench on Tooru, and he notices. “Awwe, clenching when you see his fucking himself with your panties? Such a slut, having two of her holes stuffed. How does it feel? Oh wait, you shouldn’t speak with your mouth full”

Then you saw him, Bokuto, sitting in a chair and watching you with pleading eyes. His length just begging to be touched. You motioned him to come here with your hand and he did as told, desperate to be touched. When he got close enough to the bed you grabbed his cock and stroked it, rubbing the tip with your thumb and basically fucking him with your hand. 

“(Y/n)! Can I cum inside? Please let me come inside”

“Of course you can Ushi” Oikawa answered for you, he was still going at it, with every thrust he went faster and harder, his eyes fixated on the way your ass bounced and jiggled every time he shot his hips against yours. The sight was so arousing, he couldn’t hold back any longer and he leaned over you so his chest was right behind your back. He left kisses and bite marks on your neck and on the back of your neck.

Ushijima spurted thick ropes of cum into your mouth, holding your head close to him and forcing you to swallow it all. Not that you would complain. You felt Bokuto’s dick in your hand twitch, a signal that he was close. You took Ushijima’s cock out of your mouth, a little bit of his seed dripping down your chin, you filled you mouth with Bokuto’s cock. You hollow your cheeks in hope of making him spill it all inside and he did, painting your cheeks white with his cum and throwing his head back at the amazing feeling. 

Just as you felt the white haired male nearing his end you reached your own climax, your eyes rolling to the back of your head and your walls spasming around Tooru’s cock. 

“You feel so good- hah! I’m gonna cum!” he shot his load inside your hole, leaving a warm feeling behind when it was over and he pulled out. Your fucked out figure was flipped again, laying on your back while Oikawa cleaned your chin with his shirt. “You did so good for us doll, now its their turn” he motions towards Kuroo, who had your panties in his hand, except now they were coated in his white substance. 

He laid on the bed next to you and you sat up supporting yourself with your elbow.

“Sit on my face” your eyes shoot open in shock. 

“Wh-what?”

“Don’t make me repeat myself doll, come sit on my face” you hesitantly move your way up to be situated on top of his face, holding onto the headboard of the bed for dear life. “Come on dear, I don’t have all day”

He grabs your hips with a bruising grip and shoves you down on his mouth and he sucks on your clit. Slurping, sucking and other lewd noises could be heard from his spot in between your legs. He brought your body up to let himself be heard.

“I want you to fuck yourself with my tongue”

“N-no I can-tt ah! Kuroo-!” he lowered you on his tongue and you began grinding on his face, his nose occasionally grazing against your clit. Minutes later you feel yourself close to orgasm, though this one feels different, it feels stronger. 

“K-Kuroo no! I’ll make a m-mess-! Please let me g-get off Kuroo!” he pretended he didn’t hear you, he wanted you to make a mess. So you did, squirting all over his face, your juices dripping on his cheeks and he licked his lips to taste you.

“You taste so good doll, now I wanna see you do that again. Bo, come over here” and the male followed the orders, his cock was painfully hard again. Kuroo moved from the bed, taking you with him in his arms as you held onto him like a koala. Bokuto laid down on the bed on Kuroo’s previous place and Kuroo placed you above Bokuto’s rock hard cock.

“K-Kuroo no! Its so big! I-I can’t take it” you whined when he put you down on his friends cock. He reached deeper than you could’ve ever reached with one of your toys, though they all seemed insignificant right now, you could never go back to using them now that you found something bigger and better to satisfy yourself with. Your train of thought was interrupted when Kuroo entered a finger in your ass, the sudden stretch in your unused hole making tears fall again.

“N-no! Kuroo that’s s-so dirty”

“Nonsense baby, nothing about you is dirty. Nothing you could ever have...” he moved the finger inside of you, trying to get you used to the new sensation while you bounced on Bokuto’s cock. “Nothing you could ever do...” he slips in another finger and your pain turned into pleasure the harder he went with his fingers. “Nothing you could ever say... would make me think that you’re dirty”

He removed all three fingers from your hole and you felt relieved. You shouldn’t feel relieved though, you should know by now, Kuroo doesn’t do anything without a reason. He only pulled his fingers out of your asshole because something bigger was coming. He went inside.

You scream out his name in pleasure, the feeling of being stuffed by two cocks was even more fulfilling than one. You kept bouncing on Bokuto, who was just taking in the view of the contortions of your face, how your eyes would shut every time he hit your cervix and how your whines only became louder.

You put your hands on Bokuto’s chest so you could keep balance.

“Oh! What do we have here?” curious Oikawa had found your small vibrator on your drawer and smirked at you playfully. 

“N-no-! Ple-ease, no more! No m-more” but it was too late Tooru had put the vibrating bullet against your clit and had your body shaking and squirming in pleasure.

“You feel so good (Y/n)-! If you clench on me like that-... I’m gonna cum” Bokuto whined. You just nodded your head, too absorbed in your own pleasure to mind him while he blew his load, coating your cute cunt in his cum. Kuroo left open mouthed kissed on your shoulder and that was the last piece of pleasure you needed to explode. You pulled yourself off his cock and make the mess, leaving his thighs soaking with your slick. 

The sight made Kuroo finish, pulling out of your ass and spurting cum on your back. When he finished his orgasm he stood back and admired the masterpiece he had created. After that you collapsed on top of Bokuto, and the rest of your memories were foggy. You remember the warmth of the bath they gave you as after care and you remember Ushi tucking you in. 

And you remember thinking as you went to sleep, ‘what a well spent afternoon’.

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[thewormking]

Katsuki Bakugo Headcanons

(SFW)

(Requested)

(Also btw I’m writing on my laptop so the layout is different ^-^)

(Also also, request didn’t specify if it was dating or platonic, so imma do both)

-Not edited-

Platonic:

-This boy is angry whether it be platonic or dating

-If you’re as deep into friendship with him as Kirishima is, you’re fucked.

-Constant asking for hugs

-All. The. Time.

-Angry pillow fights

-Angry tickle fights 

-But, he’d be damned if he wasn’t going to prove he was a good friend.

-Like, this boii thinks everything is a challenge, so he’s gonna treat your friendship like a challenge.

-He’s so in denial too

-”Hah?! You think I care about you?! It’s not my fault you were cold, now take my damn jacket!!!”

-”Why’re you crying?! Hah? I’ll fucking kill that idiot- but don’t get any funny ideas- this changes nothing between us!!”

-It does. You’re best buddies~

-He’s suuuuuuuuuuper protective over his bestie, the same as he is with the Bakusquad.

-You wanna study with stupid Deku cuz you need help with English?

-Too bad, cuz now you’re studying with him.

-You wanna go out and buy a new hoodie?

-Why waste money when you could just borrow his at any time?

-Is super supportive of you.

(If) you come out to him:

-If you came out to him, he’s your number one supporter

-It fills him with a satisfied sort of pride that you were brave enough to trust him with such information that could be used against you by selfish assholes.

-And if you want, he’ll help you come out to your parents

-And even the rest of your friends (Aka the Bakusquad who are all probably gay themselves-)

-He protects you from homophobes, biphobes, transphobes,racists- anything or anyone you want to be away from, he’s dragging your ass outta there.

(If) He came out to you:

-He thought he was being obvious abou it.

-”Man, I really just wish their were less women in the world, ya know?”

-Que the female readers raising an eyebrow at him.

-You knew he was comfortable around you, regardless of gender, with the private cuddling sessions and leaning against each other and the occasional hugs in front of friends.

-And then, one night, you were playing video games, just finishing up the round or game or whatever the hell you were doing 

-When he just suddenly turned to you and went

-”Would you still be my friend if I wanted to fuck guys as well as girls?”

-*blink blink* “Huh?”

-Angry, flustered pomeranian.

-”Did I fucking stutter, would you care or not??!”

-”No, of course not, I’d love you all the same”

“Tch...thank you.” 

-:)

-Not so angry Pomeranian.

-If you both came out, he probably came out first, whilst you were a little hesitant. 

-You’d both back each other up against homophoes and biphobes and all the nasty crusty dusty bitches of this world that think being gay is wrong.

-Hahaha, you’re the ones who’re wrong.

-Love is love, man. Just as long as it’s not illegal, love is love.

(If) you’re feeling self-conscious:

-He loves you as you are, if you’re self conscious, you bet you’re ass he’s angrily complimenting you all day

-Even if he can’t physically say it because the teachers mid-lecture, he’ll slide you a note, or make people pass it on to your seat 

-Will randomly throw you shit to make you feel better.

-Like, he doesn’t know how to do emotions and word things right, so you better be ready to either catch or dodge something from outta thin air.

-It could be anything.

-And I mean anything.

-One time you said you didn’t like the way you looked, so he threw a hand mirror at you, a sticky note attached to it.

-It read; “Take long hard look, loser, cuz you look fucking gorgeous. If I catch you talking shit about yourself i’ll throw more than just a mirror at you.”

-Aww, he does care really~

-One time you called yourself fat and he literally stopped you mid work-out session to rant about how fucking perfect you were, how gorgeous you were and how much you needed to shut your trap because he wished he looked as good as you and stuff...

-As he should, because you DO look perfect, gorgeous ^^

-One time, you started crying because your crush rejected you, for whatever reason, and you just broke down crying and claiming that you were worthless.

-So he let you have some alone time on the couch.

-For like four minutes until you felt something hit your leg.

-A box of tissues

-Then, a few minutes later, something was draped over your shoulder.

-One of Bakugo’s Jumpers/sweaters

-About four milliseconds later, some ice cream in a bowl and two spoon was placed in your lap, and then Bakugo sitting next to you, draping a blanket over the two of yours laps.

-He stayed silent as the two of you ate, trying to make you smile by pretending he got brain freeze from the ice cream.

-It worked, and your weak little giggle with it made him smile back.

-And he made you realize, that, you don’t need that fuckwad. Cuz you had him, and he had you. Two besties against the world, you could take any bitch on, if they dared.

Romantic/relationship:

-Good Lord, I pray on your soul if you end up with this man.

-Not judging, I’m just worried you can’t handle the constant cuddling and closeness.

-Like, he HAS to have you either in his hold, or at arms length, so he can just reach out and smother you in angry love

-Angry love is translated to real love, just in the dictionary of whatever the fuck is going on through Bakugo’s head.

-He just loves you so much- hold still so he can angrily give you affection, damnit!

-He literally loves you so much, it hurts! 

-Like, he might just start an emotional rant just at the mention of your name

-Pro!Tec!Tive!

-This boy will not even let another guy stare at you.

-And if you like girls too?

-No problem, just extra competition.

-If he hears any of the boys in the locker room utter your name...

-ESPECIALLY if it’s the grape pervert

-Katsuki’s about to throw some hands.

-Ever wondered why you could occasionally hear a familiar explosion coming from the boys locker room?

-Because he’s prolly killing M*neta right at that moment, that’s why.

-This boy isn’t too clingy, though. Especially in public.

-It’s not that he doesn’t want to hold hands and snuggle up together in the common room.

-He just doesn’t want to seem like a sap.

-Only you get to see sappy Katsuki :P

-He obviously loves flaunting you off when you’re in public- to strangers who don’t know him personally

-He’s got a flashy Quirk, he’s a Hero in training, he goes to a famous school AND he has pretty little you on his arm?

-He’s on cloud 9, ngl.

-But, that doesn’t stop loving you outside of your quiet private spaces.

-He loves sneaking you little kisses as you pass in the corridor.

-Sometimes he might even give a lil love tap to yo booty as you walk past, cuz DAMN he just can’t resist~

-When you’re not around, he’s gushing about you to his friends, not caring if he sounds like a fucking romantic love sap, he has everything to say about you.

-He gets jealous easily.

-It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, he does, of course he does.

-He just doesn’t trust Kaminari’s lingering hands.

-Or Midoriya’s constant mumbling about how amazing your Quirk is.

-Or how M*neta’s looking at your ass- okay, time to go beat the shit outta him-

-You somehow don’t notice it at first, wondering why he was so salty after you and Mina held hands after jokingly skipping down the hall to your next lesson.

-He explains, and the teasing from you seems to never end.

-”Kacchan’s jealous~~”

-”No, I’m NOT!!”

-”Yes you are~”

-”Say that again and I’ll...I’ll...”

-”You’ll what? Get jealous over yourself?” 

-”aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

-He’s not mad at you, he probably blames it on someone else.

-Like how annoying Kirishima’s hair is today.

-Or how weird Sero’s arms look today.

-Or how-

-Yeah, you get the point.

-All in all, he’s just glad he has someone he can open up to and be comfortable around, who wont judge and insult him every five minutes.

-And that someone, is you!

-You’re his rock, his light, his everything. And he loves you.

-He loves everything about you, gorgeous.

-From every scar, every stretch mark, he doesn’t care what colour, shape or gender you are- you are valid, and he loves EVERYTHING about you.

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