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ddarker-dreams · 3 days
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aww what if scara’s darling copied his red eye makeup, whether to catch him off guard or because of boredom
at first, scara's narrowing his eyes because hm. there's something different about you. he sees you everyday, he could accurately describe you from memory for any artist commissioned to paint your likeness. this familiarity has even the slightest change in your appearance sticking out like a sore thumb. seriously, you could change lip balms and he'd notice. he's weird like that.
with this in mind, you assumed he'd immediately point out the rouge pigment painted around your eyes. instead, he marched up to you, taking your chin in his unnaturally cold hand for an impromptu examination. after observing you from every possible angle, it hits him. the color, the shape, the placement—
—he blushes and sputters some incoherent spiel about 'ulterior motives' and 'shamelessness.' don't take the insults personally, the poor puppet is malfunctioning. for you to have replicated it this well, you must've studied him at length. did you find him handsome? had you noticed he changed his conditioner, giving his hair a glossier finish?
these thoughts run rampant in his overclocked brain.
good luck trying to convince him you did this out of boredom. he's convinced this is a subconscious sign of attraction, any evidence supporting the contrary goes in one ear and out the other. the power of delusion is unmatched.
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canisalbus · 2 days
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"That too was dogs" is your version of "this too is yuri"
People tend to claim that the dogs too are yuri.
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sluttywonwoo · 15 hours
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hehehe accidentally sending best friend svt a nude
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missterious-figure · 11 hours
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To sun and moon
May I boop your nose? :3
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schizopositivity · 1 day
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Oh you love that musician that wears a strait jacket in a music video?
Oh you love haunted house attractions that are 'insane asylum' themed?
Oh you love that horror movie where the villain is portrayed to be psychotic?
But do you respect and care for mentally ill people who have been restrained because they were a danger to themselves or others?
But do you respect and care for people who are constantly in and out of psych wards, or have to live full time in psychiatric facilities?
But do you respect and care for people who have psychotic disorders, especially if they are poc and/or homeless?
Do you see us as real people, or do you just like the aesthetic of our suffering for your entertainment?
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emchant3d · 3 days
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💜 Steddie please? - @steddierthings
💜 surprise kiss / impulsive kiss from this prompt meme for @steddierthings !
Eddie doesn’t mean to do it. 
It’s late. They’re cleaning up in the kitchen after a midnight snack, movie credits rolling in the living room, a pile of blankets abandoned on the couch. Eddie’s been spending a lot of time at the Harrington house lately for reasons he doesn’t want to examine too closely, and each evening it ends like this - the two of them side by side, maybe too close, sneaking looks and making excuses to touch. A lingering hand on an elbow, a brush of fingers when handing over a beer, innocent if not for the heat in their eyes when it happens.
They’re on the precipice of something. Balanced on a cliff’s edge and every evening spent together makes him feel like he’s toeing the edge nearer and nearer to falling. Eddie’s been following Steve’s lead, coming when invited, inserting himself into his space when it seems welcome, tucking himself in close and worming his way into the spaces of Steve’s life that he opens up for him.
He’s not a patient man, never has been, and maybe that’s his downfall this time, maybe that’s what makes this particular night the night, but he can’t help it - it’s so plain to him where this is going, where they’re going to end up, and he wants. His blood burns in his veins, but it isn’t desperation that drives him to do it - it’s just another one of those simple, sweet little touches. His own hand lands on Steve’s back as he comes up behind him, slipping a plate they’d missed into the sink where Steve’s doing the dishes, and Steve turns to give him a little grin, maybe tease him, maybe say thank you, Eddie won’t ever know, because he sees that pretty smile aimed at him, those warm eyes catching his own, and he doesn’t think - he just ducks a bit, and he presses his lips to Steve’s, chaste and quick and sweet.
He’s pulled away before he even realizes what he’s done, halfway across the kitchen before his stomach drops and his face goes hot.
He whips back around, eyes wide, finds Steve staring at him with his mouth dropped open in shock and his gaze still fixed on Eddie. His cheeks are flushed pink, he looks so fucking gorgeous, and panic squeezes Eddie’s heart so fucking tight because fuck, fuck he can’t ruin this, not already, not before it’s even begun. 
“I’m sorry,” he breathes, “I don’t - I didn’t–”
“Don’t,” Steve interrupts, and he turns fully to face Eddie, hands dripping suds onto the kitchen tile, and Eddie’s voice dies with a strangled sound in his throat. “Don’t apologize. Not unless you regret it.” 
“Never,” Eddie says, too fast, shaking his head hard enough to make his hair swing. “I could never regret you.”
Steve holds his gaze and slowly, a smile spreads over his face. “Then get back over here,” he tells him, “and kiss me like you mean it.” And what can Eddie do but obey? He closes the space between them, hands finding Steve’s sides and pulling him in close, laughing when wet hands slide over his shoulders and up into his hair and then they’re kissing, messy and grinning into it, and Steve bites at his lower lip and tugs it with his teeth and Eddie’s laugh turns into a groan.
“Upstairs?” he breathes into Steve’s mouth, and Steve laughs, bright and happy.
“I thought you’d never ask.” He pulls away, takes Eddie’s hand, and pulls him to where they both knew they’d end up eventually.
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pseudophan · 2 days
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hi nora i’m the yoga sex anon. it’s worth mentioning that i was an extremely casual fan and prior to gtpwtw i didn’t even consider the possibility that dnp were actually together. my perception of their relationship went from “they’re really good besties” to “oh so they do have sex” in like 30 seconds when dan put his head between phil’s thighs. they were just so comfortable with it and there was literally no reason to do it in the first place. now i laugh when they talk about soft launching because that launch was not soft on me
incredible introduction first of all can i just say. this is so funny if that was me i think i'd end up in the hospital with whiplash
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zivazivc · 3 days
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Does Hed help Les with grooming his back?
This is a really old ask about this post. And the answer is yes, definitely!
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I ended up drawing them back in their room in Vibe City because I've been thinking a lot about them growing up there lately. This is a little before Les gets kicked out (big fight with dad) and they end up traveling around with Flea who is at uni at this point. (Flea isn't a local, he moved there because of uni a couple of years prior, and that's when Les and Hed met him. He is the only other mixed/non-fully funk troll they know at that point.)
In the drawing Hed is studying for a test. He's in the second year of high school when he drops out. This upsets and angers Les because he has good grades but Hed insists that they should form a band (like they used to talk about when younger) because he is secretly shit scared of letting Les live alone and fuck off to who knows where. - At this point in time Vibe City is pretty much grounded in the same location most of the time, and if Les doesn't have work, he likes to spend his time in the suburb/woods outside the city where he takes care of his beetle van, Scaab. And Hed is aware Les has been itching to leave the city for a while already...
This has been an unexpected mini lore dump, thank you for your time :P
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lilislegacy · 3 days
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Oh are we talking adorable percabeth headcanons? I got a great one.
At some point Percy notices that Aphrodite's appearance has stopped shifting. Instead, she looks exactly like Annabeth, but older - with crow's feet, laugh lines, even more gray streaks in her hair. Because getting to grow old with Annabeth is the most beautiful thing he can imagine.
thanks for the ask @standardissueplottwist!
this is so sweet i’m gonna cry. this is so incredibly accurate. he just wants to grow old with her 😭
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annabelle--cane · 3 days
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In the monster tumblrverse, would being horny about bloodfeeding be considered ableist to vampires
it was considered unilaterally vampire ableist until... about 2019, I think, then discourse about it went quiet for a few years until a mutual circle of kinky vampires got popular for their general posts and they were all of a very "you think bloodsuckers are sexy? you are correct, we are :)" disposition, so it got more socially acceptable to be horny about it. occasionally someone posts a "am I taking crazy pills? did we all forget that this is sexualizing a minority group's dietary restrictions and romanticizing very real unhealthy relationship dynamics?" take and gets the underwater screenshot treatment. some people are deeefinitely weird about how their bloodfeeding kinks make them approach and view random vampires not involved in those scenes, but none of those people ever get called out, it's pretty much only content creators on vampire onlyfans (which is an audio based platform due to the whole "can't show up in pictures or videos" thing).
the topic that does remain more contentious is humans playing vampires in visual erotica, again mostly due vampires not being visible in film. it's a fairly accepted practice in mainstream movies and tv but a lot of people feel really weird about it being done for porny purposes, you get a lot of "my life is not a sexy cosplay" vs "why are we going after erotica when people get oscars for inaccurately portrayed vampire roles all the time" loops.
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canisalbus · 20 hours
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This made me think of Machete
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squarratorsideblog · 2 days
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Does squarrator call every other humanish Narrator circlrrator?
Because they're not square shaped?
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(ft @coralkrill's narrator)
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missterious-figure · 10 hours
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I love your mosquitoes!! I wish to give them lil smooches on their lil faces!
(Sorry, I suck at drawing humans.)
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horny-in-thehills · 3 days
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#11 and #92....spit or swallow?
11. Favorite sexy underwear
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92. Always swallow. It's rude and bad manners to spit.... maybe a little dribble is allowed though
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pseudophan · 19 hours
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about two or three times a week i think about phil saying come in my lady door and physically cringe. anyway. hope our pregnant queen is ok
i do just really really wonder if either of them has ever let the impulsive thoughts win and completely ruined the moment by saying that in bed
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ohiko-artsworld · 3 days
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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌
🥰💕💕
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